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Chames
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this meeting could’ve been an x-files standalone episode
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HIM: a martini with your lunch?

ME: it’s 5 o’clock somewhere

HIM: ok but we’re at work
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Mandatory naps at work would fix me
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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*during sex*

okay but why did your tone change
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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It’s Friday, I’m in loathe
November 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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We go together like bathtubs and toasters
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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I keep the relationship alive by utilizing my other personalities
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Poke my ear with your pencil and whisper jokes to me that the rest of the class can’t hear like it’s 1992
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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When will scientists finally invent a large frog for the home
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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babe let’s eat the deer meat that gives us strange dreams
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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ranking grandparents by % racist
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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I remember the first time I learned there were horny milfs in my area I screamed
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Once you earn a goth girl’s trust, you may feed her Mike & Ikes straight from your hand
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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i feel like Edgar Allen Poe wouldn’t seem so spooky if his name was Allen Edgar Poe
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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oh no way, that's my favorite show on Netflix by Hulu+ Max HBO Max Just HBO No JK HBOMax Disney&Max x Paramount+-+ Premium
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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i’m down by the shed just covered in bees
November 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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my frown lines have more definition than my abs
November 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Lighting all the candles at this Dollar General, before getting kicked out, to achieve peace and enlightenment.
November 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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*watching a serial killer documentary* i could change them
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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generational wealth is when i leave myself half a donut for later
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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I’d rather be in pain than even a little bit sticky
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Hamburger help me hide this body
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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you’re either party rocking with me or party rocking against me
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Using a baguette to reach the snacks that are too high up to reach in the cupboard
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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May all your holes find glory this holiday season
November 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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I was once bitten by a hamster and bit it back do not fuck with me
October 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM