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@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦

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😃
October 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Maybe one king?
A person dressed as the Burger King king mascot, wearing a large plastic king mask with a fixed smile, a gold crown, a fur-trimmed red robe, and pointing both fingers toward the camera in a dramatic pose.
October 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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How I ask my boss to leave early on my Friday.
A text from my phone that reads: I've just had a headache all day and it's not going away and I didn't sleep great because I'm possessed by an evil entity
October 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
beaveinflow.bsky.social
Sir please log off Goodreads before you end up the subject of a true crime podcast.
Screenshot of a Goodreads message thread showing a man repeatedly messaging me about my profile photo while I don’t respond. It’s just him sending message after message into the void like Goodreads is a dating app.
October 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
beaveinflow.bsky.social
🤭
October 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
beaveinflow.bsky.social
No, but it can appear that way.
September 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
beaveinflow.bsky.social
The prophecy was a meme, and tomorrow it comes true. May the rapture be with you.
A meme of a man standing outside at night holding a phone to his ear with a serious expression. White text above him says “HELLO JESUS” and below it says “PUT YOUR SANDALS ON AND COME DOWN HERE. ITS AN EMERGENCY.”
September 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
beaveinflow.bsky.social
We just need the arena! 😂
September 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Me running to grab snacks before the edible kicks in and I forget how to walk.
grainy night shot from the movie Weapons of a kid in sprinting across a deserted street late at night
September 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
beaveinflow.bsky.social
It’s all in the eyes
September 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
beaveinflow.bsky.social
I fixed you
September 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Whatever’s happening in my garden, it probably needs a safe word.
Two garden-grown carrots on wood planks, one split open and the other with forked ends, shaped in a way that looks oddly suggestive or sensual.
August 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
beaveinflow.bsky.social
🤫
August 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
beaveinflow.bsky.social
Calm the fuck down, Amazon.
A green tool that looks suspiciously like an anal bead starter pack, complete with a 4‑star Amazon rating.
August 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
beaveinflow.bsky.social
Nice.
A screenshot of my reading goal indicating 69 of 100 books read | 165 days left 69%. Noice.
July 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
beaveinflow.bsky.social
This is fine.
Collage of scientific photos showing insects infected by a brain-hijacking fungus, including close-ups of spores and infected insect bodies. Headline reads: “New brain-hijacking ‘zombie virus’ species that inspired ‘Last of Us’ found.” Note: This fungus only infects insects, so no need to freak out
July 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Meme of guy holding vintage cell phone with text: HELLO JESUS PUT YOUR SANDALS ON AND COME DOWN HERE. ITS AN EMERGENCY
July 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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She’s pink, layered, and slightly menacing. Just like my vagina.
A close-up of a vibrant pink dahlia in full bloom, with tightly layered petals radiating from a golden-yellow center.
June 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
beaveinflow.bsky.social
Just sayin’
June 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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I would have to agree. I’ve had many great dogs, but Tallulah is, and has always been nearly effortless, and she learns faster than any dog I’ve ever trained. They are absolute dolls and such people pleasers! 💕
June 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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If you’ve never seen baby coots, they look like they crawled out of a mosh pit mid-guitar solo.
Adult coot floating in a pond flanked by two absurdly fluffy, neon-headed baby coots.
June 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Spending the day outside bloomscrolling.
A perky little columbine flower from one of my perennial gardens on a sunshiny morning
June 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
beaveinflow.bsky.social
LOL, indeed! I can’t wait for the sexting analytics.
A dense orange scatterplot scale titled “Followers vs Follows,” showing a swarm of data points with a clear upward trend. James (@james.tarnation.lol) captioned it, “got a little bored and did some analytics on my followers.” So either he’s running low on sexting partners or got tired of participating in cancelling and doxxing based on feels.
May 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
beaveinflow.bsky.social
Exactly how I do it!
May 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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May 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM