BEAVE
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦
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I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
I need an editor for my thoughts before they go to print in my mouth.
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I need an editor for my thoughts before they go to print in my mouth.
I think it should be against the law to get out of bed when you don’t want to.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I think it should be against the law to get out of bed when you don’t want to.
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As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
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them: “where do you see yourself in five years?”
me: “unless things change drastically, probably still in the mirror, or in photographs”
me: “unless things change drastically, probably still in the mirror, or in photographs”
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
them: “where do you see yourself in five years?”
me: “unless things change drastically, probably still in the mirror, or in photographs”
me: “unless things change drastically, probably still in the mirror, or in photographs”
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fine. I'll go to dinner. but I'm not putting on a bra.
November 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
fine. I'll go to dinner. but I'm not putting on a bra.
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"Any last words?"
"SHORT-LIVED RHYMES WITH ARRIVED. AND THERE ARE TWO SYLLABLES IN ALLEGED."
"SHORT-LIVED RHYMES WITH ARRIVED. AND THERE ARE TWO SYLLABLES IN ALLEGED."
November 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"Any last words?"
"SHORT-LIVED RHYMES WITH ARRIVED. AND THERE ARE TWO SYLLABLES IN ALLEGED."
"SHORT-LIVED RHYMES WITH ARRIVED. AND THERE ARE TWO SYLLABLES IN ALLEGED."
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I’m a soft core bully.
November 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’m a soft core bully.
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what if you burned day and night told no one for what good would it do for them to imagine it as the worst they'd had the most they could and one day they told you that you knew nothing of their pain so you said sorry you're hurting and sat with them where they were that you'd already been what if
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
what if you burned day and night told no one for what good would it do for them to imagine it as the worst they'd had the most they could and one day they told you that you knew nothing of their pain so you said sorry you're hurting and sat with them where they were that you'd already been what if
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I am not neutral
I am not apolitical
I am not happy
I am not silent
I am not apolitical
I am not happy
I am not silent
November 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I am not neutral
I am not apolitical
I am not happy
I am not silent
I am not apolitical
I am not happy
I am not silent
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Painted myself into an uber and took it to the corner store that's how you render an idiom powerless
November 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Painted myself into an uber and took it to the corner store that's how you render an idiom powerless
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Don’t forget to set your clocks aside tonight. Forget them in the back of the sock drawer. Box them unlabeled in the attic for ten unopened years. Hit snooze and bury them twelve feet deep in the backyard.
November 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Don’t forget to set your clocks aside tonight. Forget them in the back of the sock drawer. Box them unlabeled in the attic for ten unopened years. Hit snooze and bury them twelve feet deep in the backyard.
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Me: read it again but this time do the voices
Priest:
Whole Congregation: VOICES! 👏VOICES! 👏VOICES!👏
Priest:
Whole Congregation: VOICES! 👏VOICES! 👏VOICES!👏
November 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Me: read it again but this time do the voices
Priest:
Whole Congregation: VOICES! 👏VOICES! 👏VOICES!👏
Priest:
Whole Congregation: VOICES! 👏VOICES! 👏VOICES!👏
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made the classic mistake of answering back in spanish with one of the few phrases I know and then he started saying a lot more I didn’t understand and long story short, now i have to marry this car wash employee.
November 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
made the classic mistake of answering back in spanish with one of the few phrases I know and then he started saying a lot more I didn’t understand and long story short, now i have to marry this car wash employee.
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Captain, we’re about to enter the wormhole.
Worm: Nope. Not on a first date.
Worm: Nope. Not on a first date.
November 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Captain, we’re about to enter the wormhole.
Worm: Nope. Not on a first date.
Worm: Nope. Not on a first date.
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Gonna start calling Erika Kirk by her alter ego Ashley Furniture the way she's trying to lure JD into her cushions
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Gonna start calling Erika Kirk by her alter ego Ashley Furniture the way she's trying to lure JD into her cushions
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The internet used to scream at us when we connected, and we didn't take the hint
November 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The internet used to scream at us when we connected, and we didn't take the hint
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no one asked for an extra hour of life. read the room.
November 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
no one asked for an extra hour of life. read the room.
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All creme pies are Boston creme pies when yahra fahkin wicked good khed, Khed.
November 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
All creme pies are Boston creme pies when yahra fahkin wicked good khed, Khed.
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I think Bamboozling is lesbian stuff.
November 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I think Bamboozling is lesbian stuff.
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I set my clock back two hours last year, so I'm all set
November 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I set my clock back two hours last year, so I'm all set
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Night time is the right time, y’all. Stop whining. Better stay indoors, though, or I’ll bite ya.
November 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Night time is the right time, y’all. Stop whining. Better stay indoors, though, or I’ll bite ya.
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4:20 blaze it oh cuss i didn’t change that clock yet
November 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
4:20 blaze it oh cuss i didn’t change that clock yet
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show me on my skeets where i never said that
November 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
show me on my skeets where i never said that
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OMG! It’s already New Year’s Eve in Australia!!!
November 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
OMG! It’s already New Year’s Eve in Australia!!!