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i thought a labubu was a vagina injury
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I’ve been seeing so many disparaging remarks about my beloved green bean casserole; meanwhile, people are really out here eating cranberry sauce
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’ve been seeing so many disparaging remarks about my beloved green bean casserole; meanwhile, people are really out here eating cranberry sauce
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
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My favorite childhood memory is having a strong bladder.
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My favorite childhood memory is having a strong bladder.
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Pretty sure I'm supposed to be an initiate in some secret order of dark magicians during the Renaissance instead of whatever the fuck.
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Pretty sure I'm supposed to be an initiate in some secret order of dark magicians during the Renaissance instead of whatever the fuck.
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OnlyFans but it’s just me minding my own business.
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
OnlyFans but it’s just me minding my own business.
you can make anyone look stupid while you wear headphones by simply smiling and nodding impatiently as they talk to you. of course, there are exceptions. like for example when i happened to be standing on the train tracks.
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
you can make anyone look stupid while you wear headphones by simply smiling and nodding impatiently as they talk to you. of course, there are exceptions. like for example when i happened to be standing on the train tracks.
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We got like five years until this is also a slot machine
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
We got like five years until this is also a slot machine
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I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.
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happy whatever the fuck day it is
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
happy whatever the fuck day it is
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i thought misophonia was when you called someone and ordered a japanese soup
April 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
i thought misophonia was when you called someone and ordered a japanese soup
best thing is when people reply with a joke that's already been made 6x in other replies that's my favorite please do that more
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
best thing is when people reply with a joke that's already been made 6x in other replies that's my favorite please do that more
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Me: For the holidays I bought you this vast expanse of concrete to park all your cars!
Mariah Carey: I don’t want a lot for Christmas
Mariah Carey: I don’t want a lot for Christmas
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Me: For the holidays I bought you this vast expanse of concrete to park all your cars!
Mariah Carey: I don’t want a lot for Christmas
Mariah Carey: I don’t want a lot for Christmas
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they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words
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You telling me I don't have to pay anything for these radicals?
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
You telling me I don't have to pay anything for these radicals?
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Man, I’m kind of sorry for being such a smartass today but let me promise you this one thing it will happen again
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man, I’m kind of sorry for being such a smartass today but let me promise you this one thing it will happen again
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come sit with me love just a lil while…
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
come sit with me love just a lil while…
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you guys only like me when i'm suffering from the curse of desire
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
you guys only like me when i'm suffering from the curse of desire
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holy shit a talking muffin
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
holy shit a talking muffin
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To everyone who said this isn't a dating app: what else have you lied about?
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
To everyone who said this isn't a dating app: what else have you lied about?
it's been an hour since i had a slice of chicken pot pie and i'm still not feeling it. should i eat more?
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM
it's been an hour since i had a slice of chicken pot pie and i'm still not feeling it. should i eat more?
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Lot of people on here who are *scratching uncomfortably* not people
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Lot of people on here who are *scratching uncomfortably* not people
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Burnt my finger tips cooking a perfect time for a crime spree.
December 14, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Burnt my finger tips cooking a perfect time for a crime spree.