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Katra Ariello, Golden Apple Audio Narrator 🏳️‍⚧️
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Voice Actress - Audiobook Narrator - AD - Drums/Vox - Pit Bunny

Credits: Manhunt, Wrath Goddess Sing, and The Hades Calculus!

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The Hades Calculus Audiobook - Chapter 10: First Blood

Wall Caryatid has been breached, and Persephone and the other Eidolon pilots rush to stop the attack, but something about the colossi is different, and they seem to be intent on targeting Persephone.

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If nothing else had managed to do it before now, let this become the moment that radicalized you
Trump just released a photo of Maduro blindfolded “on board the USS Iwo Jima.”
January 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Me going to bed on January 2nd 2026: I've got a really good feeling about this year.

Me waking up on January 3rd 2026:
a man in a suit and tie is saying " that 's just not true in any way whatsoever "
Alt: John Oliver is saying " that 's just not true in any way whatsoever "
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 11:17 AM
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You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
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Multiple explosions in Caracas, Venezuela.

No to pointless foreign wars and bloodshed.
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
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than you everyone who shared and donated. while I haven't reached the goal yet it's more than anything it has been in the past couple of months and I'm very grateful to all of you, special shout-out to Kat and Talia
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 AM
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I like being trans it's neato
January 2, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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this new year will be THE year of GAY WOMEN, calling it now
January 2, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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Gimli complaining about the outrageous amount of money he had to pay because of a parking ticket: "And they call it a fine. A fine!"
January 2, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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Gimli describing a graphical representation of a straight, one dimensional path of points that extends infinitely in both directions: "and they call it a line. A line!"
January 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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Gimli talking about his favorite drag queen:

They call her Divine. Divine!
Gimli bragging to the fellowship about the bank heist he just got away with: "And they call it a crime. A crime!"
January 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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gimli looking at a fork: and they call it a tine. a tine!
Gimi in a rap battle against Legolas: “And he calls it a rhyme. A rhyme!”
Gimli teaching the fellowship about US currency: "And they call it a dime. A dime!"
January 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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Gimli teaching the hobbits a new method for tenderizing meat: "And they call it a brine. A brine!"
January 2, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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something i keep realizing about the capitalist class is that they really believe redistribution is about forcing everyone to wear 15$ thrift store crocs. but fashion girlies know this isnt true!!! redistribution is about letting everyone wear 630$ black lace leather shelley boots from Miista
New York Post looks normal
January 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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Gimli talking about the crappy booze humans make: “And they call it a wine. A wine!”
Gimli bragging to the fellowship about the bank heist he just got away with: "And they call it a crime. A crime!"
January 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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Gimli reading to Legolas a review of his orchestra performance last night: "And they called it sublime. Sublime!"
January 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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we will win because the rich people are mad we dare to have a good time. theyre upset we wont fall into the lives they prescribed for us that serve their purposes of labor capital and reproduction. joy serves no purpose for them but you cannot stop people from having a good time
January 2, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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not enough of u draw unshaven pussy
January 1, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Gimli bragging to the fellowship about the bank heist he just got away with: "And they call it a crime. A crime!"
January 1, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Women in my DMs: omg im such a fan of your work would you potentially be interested in this project im working on?

Men in my DMs: mmmmmm posties like you are a rare breed
Women in your DMs: omg I'm so happy for you, may every day bring you untold joy, sister!

Men in your DMs: how big ur dik
January 1, 2026 at 6:26 PM
It's not a lot (yet), but getting to a point with my savings where I am now getting $10 extra a month just for existing is fundamentally helping reshape how i think about saving money.

It feels good chat
January 1, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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"Want me to look like your ex or like a colleague?"

This shit is genuinely getting out of control.
January 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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Gunmetal Olympus (2024 - ?)
Okay but can we consider the benefits of a prehensile dick
January 1, 2026 at 9:15 AM