Davidly Roth 🎉
@lazurwoolf.bsky.social
Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey.
I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
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Davidly Roth 🎉
@lazurwoolf.bsky.social
· May 12
Fuck nudes, show me the inside of your storage unit
This is the cleverest thing by brain has ever thought and I will die happy if I never top it
Adlance bass
January 5, 2026 at 5:12 AM
This is the cleverest thing by brain has ever thought and I will die happy if I never top it
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being a leftist is just everyone passing the same shitting and wishing in each other's hands back and forth or however that saying goes
January 5, 2026 at 3:07 AM
being a leftist is just everyone passing the same shitting and wishing in each other's hands back and forth or however that saying goes
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a ship with a large stern is called a gyacht
January 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
a ship with a large stern is called a gyacht
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if you're thirsty, they're thirsty. water your electronics
January 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
if you're thirsty, they're thirsty. water your electronics
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You can’t get all your history from Schoolhouse Rock because nothing rhymes with “massacre”.
June 18, 2025 at 8:28 AM
You can’t get all your history from Schoolhouse Rock because nothing rhymes with “massacre”.
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If there were 13 months a year we'd be well into 1870 right now. Anyways, time is totally real. Merry Year Day or whatever.
January 1, 2026 at 11:18 AM
If there were 13 months a year we'd be well into 1870 right now. Anyways, time is totally real. Merry Year Day or whatever.
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goblin girls are just silly little guys
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
goblin girls are just silly little guys
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I gave up, but in a hot, mysterious way.
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I gave up, but in a hot, mysterious way.
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real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism
October 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism
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one day we will duct tape all the different copy pastas together to create a post so powerful it can slay any type of reply guy they throw at us
January 2, 2026 at 6:31 PM
one day we will duct tape all the different copy pastas together to create a post so powerful it can slay any type of reply guy they throw at us
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somewhat legit
minimally legit enough to not quit
minimally legit enough to not quit
January 2, 2026 at 7:21 PM
somewhat legit
minimally legit enough to not quit
minimally legit enough to not quit
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These tits have never been calm. Nary a pill has chilled me. Not a single horse has ever been held
December 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
These tits have never been calm. Nary a pill has chilled me. Not a single horse has ever been held
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I picked a hell of a time to attempt to live in a state of zen
October 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I picked a hell of a time to attempt to live in a state of zen
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I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents
January 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents
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*extreme youtuber thumbnail face*
January 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
*extreme youtuber thumbnail face*
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furiously taking notes in morse code at a tap dance recital
January 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
furiously taking notes in morse code at a tap dance recital
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pre-recorded emergency broadcast system test pattern and chill?
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
pre-recorded emergency broadcast system test pattern and chill?
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Not to brag, but my signature hashtag in 2025 was "resist"
January 2, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Not to brag, but my signature hashtag in 2025 was "resist"
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i have an old soul and they
screamed when i extracted it
screamed when i extracted it
January 2, 2026 at 1:35 AM
i have an old soul and they
screamed when i extracted it
screamed when i extracted it
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customers who purchased
this item also sought therapy
this item also sought therapy
January 2, 2026 at 1:37 AM
customers who purchased
this item also sought therapy
this item also sought therapy
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Not to brag, but I'm pretty sure Julie is obsessed with me
December 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Not to brag, but I'm pretty sure Julie is obsessed with me
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I'm kind of a big deal in the julie community. 💅
December 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'm kind of a big deal in the julie community. 💅
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father time takes a knee, his face contorted in pain. the feral youngling bursts from his chest cavity in a spray of viscera and confetti.
December 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
father time takes a knee, his face contorted in pain. the feral youngling bursts from his chest cavity in a spray of viscera and confetti.
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I'd love to be a part of the scream actors guild.
December 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I'd love to be a part of the scream actors guild.
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if michael cera sees his shadow today there will be six more weeks of no nut november
December 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
if michael cera sees his shadow today there will be six more weeks of no nut november