bagmonkey
@bagmo.dudeweb.net
opal appreciator, orb gazer
head of implementation at the institute for weaponized neurodiversity
head of implementation at the institute for weaponized neurodiversity
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bagmonkey
@bagmo.dudeweb.net
· Mar 11
Opals are the best gem, bar none. The orchid of gems.
if you're reading this post, buy an opal for your lover.
i miss you dad
It’s been 5 years since Heaven gained an angel at the Capitol building that day. I’ll never forgive them police for making you set your taser off on your balls. We miss you PawPaw.
January 6, 2026 at 6:10 PM
i miss you dad
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It’s been 5 years since Heaven gained an angel at the Capitol building that day. I’ll never forgive them police for making you set your taser off on your balls. We miss you PawPaw.
January 6, 2026 at 3:30 PM
It’s been 5 years since Heaven gained an angel at the Capitol building that day. I’ll never forgive them police for making you set your taser off on your balls. We miss you PawPaw.
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Grok did this really happen?
January 6, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Grok did this really happen?
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I fully understand that "logging off" is healthy for many, even most people, but the one time in my life I tried to take a conscious break from the Internet I developed a twelve-month cocaine addiction.
January 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I fully understand that "logging off" is healthy for many, even most people, but the one time in my life I tried to take a conscious break from the Internet I developed a twelve-month cocaine addiction.
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uwu pwesident nyah 🐱
January 6, 2026 at 5:46 PM
uwu pwesident nyah 🐱
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You know who else policed people's speech? The dang Cheeto in the white house
January 6, 2026 at 5:33 PM
You know who else policed people's speech? The dang Cheeto in the white house
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lawyers are grognards. "lawyer" is an oppressive class, like American people or cis people.
January 6, 2026 at 3:05 PM
lawyers are grognards. "lawyer" is an oppressive class, like American people or cis people.
HAPPY TAZER BALLS HEART ATTACK DAY TO EVERYONE WHO CELEBRATES!
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 PM
HAPPY TAZER BALLS HEART ATTACK DAY TO EVERYONE WHO CELEBRATES!
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i get emotional when i think about how obvious it is to me now how neurodivergent i was when i was a little kid & how everyone was so pleased when i finally started to "fit in" but it was just bc i learned how to mask
January 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
i get emotional when i think about how obvious it is to me now how neurodivergent i was when i was a little kid & how everyone was so pleased when i finally started to "fit in" but it was just bc i learned how to mask
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i swear eric claptop wrote a song about this
wait scott adams isn't dead yet? someone should tell him to stick his thumb up his son's ass
January 5, 2026 at 7:37 PM
i swear eric claptop wrote a song about this
my take on things lately is that if you don't want to have a mob descend upon you, maybe like, don't post? that solves the problem, yw
January 5, 2026 at 7:52 PM
my take on things lately is that if you don't want to have a mob descend upon you, maybe like, don't post? that solves the problem, yw
oh so now we're switching to "De OooderDooder Slootenboorgen norgen Snuks" schedule, got it
BREAKING: CDC announces an unprecedented overhaul of the childhood vaccine schedule, a significant shift that recommends fewer shots for all kids.
CDC overhauls childhood vaccine schedule to resemble Denmark in unprecedented move
The new U.S. guidelines recommend all children get vaccines for 11 diseases, compared with the 18 previously on the schedule.
nbcnews.to
January 5, 2026 at 7:43 PM
oh so now we're switching to "De OooderDooder Slootenboorgen norgen Snuks" schedule, got it
i swear eric claptop wrote a song about this
wait scott adams isn't dead yet? someone should tell him to stick his thumb up his son's ass
January 5, 2026 at 7:37 PM
i swear eric claptop wrote a song about this
wait scott adams isn't dead yet? someone should tell him to stick his thumb up his son's ass
January 5, 2026 at 7:34 PM
wait scott adams isn't dead yet? someone should tell him to stick his thumb up his son's ass
one day we will duct tape all the different copy pastas together to create a post so powerful it can slay any type of reply guy they throw at us
January 2, 2026 at 6:31 PM
one day we will duct tape all the different copy pastas together to create a post so powerful it can slay any type of reply guy they throw at us
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arugula is a thing werewolves and old timey cars say
January 2, 2026 at 12:03 PM
arugula is a thing werewolves and old timey cars say
one like = one huge turd dropped off at the pool
January 1, 2026 at 7:23 PM
one like = one huge turd dropped off at the pool
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As a neurotypical person, seeing Nathan Fielder aggressively pushing for manspreading scares me.
December 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
As a neurotypical person, seeing Nathan Fielder aggressively pushing for manspreading scares me.
me readin all this New YeARS bullshit
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 PM
me readin all this New YeARS bullshit
happy new year you sacks of shit i took enough RSO to make approximately three decent posts and maybe one real good one
January 1, 2026 at 5:53 AM
happy new year you sacks of shit i took enough RSO to make approximately three decent posts and maybe one real good one
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See ya never, 2025
December 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
See ya never, 2025
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if the doctor didn't hand your infant a train to test for autism, i don't know what to tell you. the medical system failed you
December 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
if the doctor didn't hand your infant a train to test for autism, i don't know what to tell you. the medical system failed you
My 2026 resolution is to post infrequently and very randomly as we have for the past 23+ years
December 31, 2025 at 12:41 PM
My 2026 resolution is to post infrequently and very randomly as we have for the past 23+ years