bagmonkey
@bagmo.dudeweb.net
opal appreciator, orb gazer
head of implementation at the institute for weaponized neurodiversity
head of implementation at the institute for weaponized neurodiversity
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bagmonkey
@bagmo.dudeweb.net
· Mar 11
Opals are the best gem, bar none. The orchid of gems.
if you're reading this post, buy an opal for your lover.
@badposter.lol told me it was friday but WRONG i porbably gotta be hungover twice more before the weekend
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
@badposter.lol told me it was friday but WRONG i porbably gotta be hungover twice more before the weekend
i need more RAM to finish rendering this characters huge balls but the FUCKING AI COMPANIES RUIN MY DREAMS AGAIN
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i need more RAM to finish rendering this characters huge balls but the FUCKING AI COMPANIES RUIN MY DREAMS AGAIN
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Maslow’s Hierarchy of Deez Nuts
January 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Deez Nuts
constantly having mini strokes makes your typing look b ad fr fr
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
constantly having mini strokes makes your typing look b ad fr fr
He’s gonna wake up and it’s gonna happen all over again, call that Raccoon Day
welp, tonight is no longer fun on here. i’m gonna go get drunk in a liquor store. bye.
December 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
He’s gonna wake up and it’s gonna happen all over again, call that Raccoon Day
this zoot juice got me thinkin.. maybe launch a new social media wbesite for horny guys: strangefinder dot net
December 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
this zoot juice got me thinkin.. maybe launch a new social media wbesite for horny guys: strangefinder dot net
drinkin "thc infused syrup" until shit gets weird
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
drinkin "thc infused syrup" until shit gets weird
reading this book until i post better
A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
reading this book until i post better
good morning to everyone who didnt piss themselves yesterday, and also to those who did
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
good morning to everyone who didnt piss themselves yesterday, and also to those who did
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they can all be bangers if you people would just lower your standards
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
they can all be bangers if you people would just lower your standards
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do i need to add to the list of "things i hate about AI" that "it made me root for iHeartRadio"
December 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
do i need to add to the list of "things i hate about AI" that "it made me root for iHeartRadio"
cracking open Ry'Hyloth's Tome of Eldritch Utterances for a Digital Age and just going ham trying to summon reply guys
elv*s b*tm*n c*rcumc*s*on m*tal god theres so many different types of guys to summon
December 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
cracking open Ry'Hyloth's Tome of Eldritch Utterances for a Digital Age and just going ham trying to summon reply guys
its so tempting to make a post with like five not-so hot takes in one post just to see how many weird guys i can hook at once
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
its so tempting to make a post with like five not-so hot takes in one post just to see how many weird guys i can hook at once
don "docking" mattingly
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
don "docking" mattingly
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cant sleep clown will eat me
December 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
cant sleep clown will eat me
cyber my balls monday
December 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
cyber my balls monday
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checking on other unwell posters to gauge today's level of wellness
December 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
checking on other unwell posters to gauge today's level of wellness
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Garfield don’t do that to lasagna no more,
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Garfield don’t do that to lasagna no more,
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Way too stoned and these are the stickers in my tray rn
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Way too stoned and these are the stickers in my tray rn
if your kid won't stop talking about hamburger helper ive got bad news for you..
think about it
88
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hamburger helper
hamburg germany
wake up sheeple
88
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hamburger helper
hamburg germany
wake up sheeple
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
if your kid won't stop talking about hamburger helper ive got bad news for you..
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me refereeing my first MMA match:
"Alright boys, let's square up, touch tips and have a good wrestle"
"Alright boys, let's square up, touch tips and have a good wrestle"
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
me refereeing my first MMA match:
"Alright boys, let's square up, touch tips and have a good wrestle"
"Alright boys, let's square up, touch tips and have a good wrestle"
me refereeing my first MMA match:
"Alright boys, let's square up, touch tips and have a good wrestle"
"Alright boys, let's square up, touch tips and have a good wrestle"
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
me refereeing my first MMA match:
"Alright boys, let's square up, touch tips and have a good wrestle"
"Alright boys, let's square up, touch tips and have a good wrestle"