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When it happens I think it would be both fun and funny if after the celebrations die down no one ever says the name again or acknowledges he ever existed. Like see how long we can keep it up
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
When it happens I think it would be both fun and funny if after the celebrations die down no one ever says the name again or acknowledges he ever existed. Like see how long we can keep it up
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Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
February 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
reposting with alt text for accessibility:
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
My daughter turns 30 sometime this year. Bet yall didn't see that coming (neither did I, just realized it, we've spoken exactly once)
February 2, 2026 at 2:21 AM
My daughter turns 30 sometime this year. Bet yall didn't see that coming (neither did I, just realized it, we've spoken exactly once)
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This article is a very good example of why "more training" and "more vetting" isn't the answer. Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez joined Border Patrol in 2018 and 2014 respectively. These aren't new agents. www.propublica.org/article/alex...
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 10:02 PM
This article is a very good example of why "more training" and "more vetting" isn't the answer. Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez joined Border Patrol in 2018 and 2014 respectively. These aren't new agents. www.propublica.org/article/alex...
I ordered food i can't really afford because I'm a big pussy who's scared to go out when it's 35 degrees. This better be the best curry I've ever had or so help me God I'm burning this city to the ground
February 1, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I ordered food i can't really afford because I'm a big pussy who's scared to go out when it's 35 degrees. This better be the best curry I've ever had or so help me God I'm burning this city to the ground
Timeline cleanse time, especially for fans of Jonathan Richman (or Legs & Co I suppose). Don't sleep on this one
youtu.be/2x7D2VUP62I?...
youtu.be/2x7D2VUP62I?...
Jonathan Richman - Roadrunner (TOTP 1977)
YouTube video by BarnstoneworthTown
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February 1, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Timeline cleanse time, especially for fans of Jonathan Richman (or Legs & Co I suppose). Don't sleep on this one
youtu.be/2x7D2VUP62I?...
youtu.be/2x7D2VUP62I?...
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"Heeeeeeeey Kristi Noem. I want to know, why you're such a c*nt!” -Minneapolis ICE protesters break into song in during an ICE OUT protest. LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 31, 2026 at 9:13 PM
"Heeeeeeeey Kristi Noem. I want to know, why you're such a c*nt!” -Minneapolis ICE protesters break into song in during an ICE OUT protest. LIVE NOW ⬇️
It's too cold out to walk to the store but I'm out of food. Unrelated $kirpjr
February 1, 2026 at 6:54 PM
It's too cold out to walk to the store but I'm out of food. Unrelated $kirpjr
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Michael "5000" Watts, the producer who founded Swishahouse and helped propel Houston’s "chopped and screwed" sound to international heights, has died at 52
Michael ‘5000’ Watts, Swishahouse founder and Houston hip-hop pioneer, dies at 52
Houston hip-hop icon Michael "5000" Watts, the founder of Swishahouse Records and a pioneer of the "chopped and screwed" sound, has passed away following a recent hospitalization.
www.fox26houston.com
January 31, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Michael "5000" Watts, the producer who founded Swishahouse and helped propel Houston’s "chopped and screwed" sound to international heights, has died at 52
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Guess what, bitches, you're cops now. Prepare to eat spit at every restaurant. Get used to family members telling you to eat shit. Sorry, that no one's going to trust you ever again.
Texas fire department helps ICE detain roofers—using tower ladder truck that should be reserved for local emergency.
Agents grab at workers' legs to yank them off multi-story house—even using pepper spray atop roof.
Firefighters did equip ICE with safety harness for this risky series of maneuvers.
Agents grab at workers' legs to yank them off multi-story house—even using pepper spray atop roof.
Firefighters did equip ICE with safety harness for this risky series of maneuvers.
February 1, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Guess what, bitches, you're cops now. Prepare to eat spit at every restaurant. Get used to family members telling you to eat shit. Sorry, that no one's going to trust you ever again.
How many members of the Red Hot Chili Peppers are going to show up in the new Epstein file release
February 1, 2026 at 3:44 AM
How many members of the Red Hot Chili Peppers are going to show up in the new Epstein file release
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ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
January 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
Elon Musk has the money and resources to start his own pedo island but I guess the allure of watching Alan Dershowitz rape an underage girl was too strong
January 30, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Elon Musk has the money and resources to start his own pedo island but I guess the allure of watching Alan Dershowitz rape an underage girl was too strong
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I bet a million dollars when Epstein got that email he muttered, "this fuckin asshole"
January 30, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I bet a million dollars when Epstein got that email he muttered, "this fuckin asshole"
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yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,
Lol no fucking way
You need to pledge allegiance to whomever wins the '28 dem nominee (including Gavin if that's him).
January 16, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Lol no fucking way
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Giddy Trump Struts All Around White House With Nobel Peace Prize In Mouth https://theonion.com/giddy-trump-struts-all-around-white-house-with-nobel-peace-prize-in-mouth/
January 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Giddy Trump Struts All Around White House With Nobel Peace Prize In Mouth https://theonion.com/giddy-trump-struts-all-around-white-house-with-nobel-peace-prize-in-mouth/
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completely normal. news executives kiss the President all the time. don’t be such a prude.
NEW from me:
Towards the end of Trump's interview with 60 Minutes in November, Bari Weiss rushed into the room to introduce herself and the pair exchanged kisses on the cheek, leaving 60 Minutes staff stunned at the "overly chummy" embrace.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Towards the end of Trump's interview with 60 Minutes in November, Bari Weiss rushed into the room to introduce herself and the pair exchanged kisses on the cheek, leaving 60 Minutes staff stunned at the "overly chummy" embrace.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss and Trump exchanged kisses on the cheek following ‘60 Minutes’ interview
EXCLUSIVE: In a moment that sources said led to stunned reactions and dropped jaws, Bari Weiss excitedly introduced herself to the president and leaned in for a kiss on the cheek following his ‘60 Min...
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 4:19 PM
completely normal. news executives kiss the President all the time. don’t be such a prude.
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Even if the shooting was justified, which it wasn't, the failure to render immediate aid and blocking of a doctor from doing so constitutes 2nd degree manslaughter by the ICE agents at the minimum.
So she had a pulse. That’s what the doctor on the scene wanted to check. She wasn’t breathing, but she had a pulse. He could have started CPR right away.
Instead ICE barred the doctor from attending her and waited 15 mins for EMT to get to her.
Instead ICE barred the doctor from attending her and waited 15 mins for EMT to get to her.
January 16, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Even if the shooting was justified, which it wasn't, the failure to render immediate aid and blocking of a doctor from doing so constitutes 2nd degree manslaughter by the ICE agents at the minimum.
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Austin: Armed federal agents, presumably ICE/CBP, were observed staging vehicles yesterday afternoon at Brodie Oaks shopping center, in front of the abandoned Toys R Us. Around 6 PM they moved down the hill to the Barton Creek Plaza office park by the Barton Creek green belt entrance.
January 16, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Austin: Armed federal agents, presumably ICE/CBP, were observed staging vehicles yesterday afternoon at Brodie Oaks shopping center, in front of the abandoned Toys R Us. Around 6 PM they moved down the hill to the Barton Creek Plaza office park by the Barton Creek green belt entrance.
One of my sober friends just relapsed on cocaine, a drug I thought Trump eradicated
January 16, 2026 at 3:13 PM
One of my sober friends just relapsed on cocaine, a drug I thought Trump eradicated
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