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Mamdani should come out in an elaborate made up uniform with a bunch of fake ribbons and shit
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Mamdani should come out in an elaborate made up uniform with a bunch of fake ribbons and shit
Van Jones is such a fucking tool
I wouldn't be watching CNN but I'm their favorite audience: incapacitated in a hospital bed
I wouldn't be watching CNN but I'm their favorite audience: incapacitated in a hospital bed
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Van Jones is such a fucking tool
I wouldn't be watching CNN but I'm their favorite audience: incapacitated in a hospital bed
I wouldn't be watching CNN but I'm their favorite audience: incapacitated in a hospital bed
Dick Cheney died this morning but I wasn't online and am sad I missed all the fun
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Dick Cheney died this morning but I wasn't online and am sad I missed all the fun
NYPD start kicking in heads tonight when
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
NYPD start kicking in heads tonight when
I'm currently on morphine but it's not nearly enough
CIA lady won Virginia huh
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I'm currently on morphine but it's not nearly enough
CIA lady won Virginia huh
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
CIA lady won Virginia huh
I had a blood transfusion today. No jokes, not in the mood.
November 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I had a blood transfusion today. No jokes, not in the mood.
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reminder that she's literally this stupid lmfao
November 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
reminder that she's literally this stupid lmfao
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I can't think of anything to say
November 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I can't think of anything to say
Trick or treat motherfuckers
October 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Trick or treat motherfuckers
I'm in the hospital on Halloween on a liquid diet so no candy for me :(
October 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I'm in the hospital on Halloween on a liquid diet so no candy for me :(
I'm awake for this and there's enough downtime to express how incredibly unpleasant it is having a tube go through your nose to your stomach
I have an ileus hooray. They're about to stick a tube down my nose to drain it. The human body fucking sucks.
www.webmd.com/digestive-di...
www.webmd.com/digestive-di...
What Is Ileus?
Ileus: When your colon can't move to push food and waste out of your body, it’s called ileus. Learn causes, symptoms, and treatments of this condition.
www.webmd.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I'm awake for this and there's enough downtime to express how incredibly unpleasant it is having a tube go through your nose to your stomach
I have an ileus hooray. They're about to stick a tube down my nose to drain it. The human body fucking sucks.
www.webmd.com/digestive-di...
www.webmd.com/digestive-di...
What Is Ileus?
Ileus: When your colon can't move to push food and waste out of your body, it’s called ileus. Learn causes, symptoms, and treatments of this condition.
www.webmd.com
October 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I have an ileus hooray. They're about to stick a tube down my nose to drain it. The human body fucking sucks.
www.webmd.com/digestive-di...
www.webmd.com/digestive-di...
Start inpatient physical therapy today because arthritis sucks shit and I can't climb a fucking flight of stairs, wish me good wishes. I believe in God and think he's a dick for doing this to me at such a young age.
October 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Start inpatient physical therapy today because arthritis sucks shit and I can't climb a fucking flight of stairs, wish me good wishes. I believe in God and think he's a dick for doing this to me at such a young age.
Good lord the new King of the Hill is atrocious. Recasting Dale is the least of its problems, and it's a huge problem.
October 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Good lord the new King of the Hill is atrocious. Recasting Dale is the least of its problems, and it's a huge problem.
My body is fucked up so bad lol you wouldn't even imagine
October 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My body is fucked up so bad lol you wouldn't even imagine
Money isn't real except when it could be feeding people
Trump raises the price of the ballroom to $350 million
(It changed from $200 million, then $300 million, now $350 million within the course of a few days)
(It changed from $200 million, then $300 million, now $350 million within the course of a few days)
October 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Money isn't real except when it could be feeding people
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The Austin police department shot me in the chest with a less lethal round for trying to help a person off the ground during a protest. They fired tear gas at anti ICE protesters a few months ago. Do not be foolish enough to embrace them.
Sorry to report I hate this kind of shit and I think this kind of naivety is dangerous and should be loudly pushed back against
October 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The Austin police department shot me in the chest with a less lethal round for trying to help a person off the ground during a protest. They fired tear gas at anti ICE protesters a few months ago. Do not be foolish enough to embrace them.
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Zohran Mamdani: I want to make housing and transportation affordable for the common person
Andrew Cuomo: if you elect Zohran we will have 10 9/11s a day
Curtis Sliwa: The events of Godzilla 1998 actually happened and I lead the team of French mercenaries that killed her babies in MSG
Andrew Cuomo: if you elect Zohran we will have 10 9/11s a day
Curtis Sliwa: The events of Godzilla 1998 actually happened and I lead the team of French mercenaries that killed her babies in MSG
October 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Zohran Mamdani: I want to make housing and transportation affordable for the common person
Andrew Cuomo: if you elect Zohran we will have 10 9/11s a day
Curtis Sliwa: The events of Godzilla 1998 actually happened and I lead the team of French mercenaries that killed her babies in MSG
Andrew Cuomo: if you elect Zohran we will have 10 9/11s a day
Curtis Sliwa: The events of Godzilla 1998 actually happened and I lead the team of French mercenaries that killed her babies in MSG
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Folks, they’re calling it the most divorced potato chip in history
October 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Folks, they’re calling it the most divorced potato chip in history
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goddamn she's got the KAREN 3000 haircut going
You might’ve heard this Brewers fan got fired for saying to call ICE on a Latino Dodgers fan, but maybe you didn’t hear where she also resigned from: Make A Wish.
October 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
goddamn she's got the KAREN 3000 haircut going
Thinking about buying a Cybertruck, anyone heard anything about them?
October 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Thinking about buying a Cybertruck, anyone heard anything about them?
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Random screenshot from some research I'm doing for an article.
October 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Random screenshot from some research I'm doing for an article.
Sugar – House of Dead Memories (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Sugar Copper Blue
youtu.be
October 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Went on a road trip shortly after Voodoo came out and we pretty much listened to it on repeat from Austin to Detroit and back. RIP D'Angelo
October 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Went on a road trip shortly after Voodoo came out and we pretty much listened to it on repeat from Austin to Detroit and back. RIP D'Angelo