ddiiggss
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a planet’s rotation is how long its day be
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Everybody's asleep so I can ask this, but do y'all think Bill was watching the 2016 debates like
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Everybody's asleep so I can ask this, but do y'all think Bill was watching the 2016 debates like
Do you think the White House staff jokes around about the thing that everyone’s about that is definitely true or do they keep up the whole “we love our big strong president” routine even when he’s not around?
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Do you think the White House staff jokes around about the thing that everyone’s about that is definitely true or do they keep up the whole “we love our big strong president” routine even when he’s not around?
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(sending a note via horseback courier to my biggest hater in 1152 AD) you know i keep that mf thang on me *crude drawing of a pot of boiling oil*
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
(sending a note via horseback courier to my biggest hater in 1152 AD) you know i keep that mf thang on me *crude drawing of a pot of boiling oil*
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"We asked the guy who ruined your favorite game at the executive level and the guy who ruined your game by joining your lobby what the best games are."
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"We asked the guy who ruined your favorite game at the executive level and the guy who ruined your game by joining your lobby what the best games are."
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everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
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TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!
May 22, 2024 at 4:18 AM
TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
Fixing a long-time blind spot in my media consumption and going through the Ken Burns docuserieses
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Fixing a long-time blind spot in my media consumption and going through the Ken Burns docuserieses
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
buddy was like "we should get to newark early to go the ironbound and get food before the show. Nothing heavy, maybe rodizio or something?"
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
buddy was like "we should get to newark early to go the ironbound and get food before the show. Nothing heavy, maybe rodizio or something?"
walking in to the VIP area of an upscale nightclub and getting patted down by a hired goon in a shiny suit who tells his boss “he’s clean” >>>>>>>>>>>
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
walking in to the VIP area of an upscale nightclub and getting patted down by a hired goon in a shiny suit who tells his boss “he’s clean” >>>>>>>>>>>
Anyone going to BMFS on Saturday in Newark?
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Anyone going to BMFS on Saturday in Newark?
yeah man i wonder why too
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
yeah man i wonder why too
Gas station attendant is standing next to my window watching something completely inscrutable on his phone at full volume
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Gas station attendant is standing next to my window watching something completely inscrutable on his phone at full volume
I wish I cared about anything as much as republicans think I care if bill clinton dies in prison
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I wish I cared about anything as much as republicans think I care if bill clinton dies in prison
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"The single determining criterion for involuntary commitment is danger. Is the defendant a danger to himself or to others. You think you got the horses for that? Well good luck and God bless, but I'll tell you this: The last place you want to see me is in court."
If we send you this, it means we have a new Nancy collection on the way...
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"The single determining criterion for involuntary commitment is danger. Is the defendant a danger to himself or to others. You think you got the horses for that? Well good luck and God bless, but I'll tell you this: The last place you want to see me is in court."
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🚨Keyboard has appeared on stage
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
🚨Keyboard has appeared on stage
Larry Summers is the world’s biggest bitch. Every time I hear that guy’s name in any context it’s always him being a little fucking dweeb about something
You have to be astonishingly full of yourself to think that INSIGHT is the word you were looking for here
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Larry Summers is the world’s biggest bitch. Every time I hear that guy’s name in any context it’s always him being a little fucking dweeb about something