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Trick or treat motherfuckers
October 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Quote post with how you're dressing for the rapture
September 22, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Don't see how this could possibly go wrong
September 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Couple more
September 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
September 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Hegseth: did somebody say Bingo??
September 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
July 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Periodic reminder that Kevin Spacey's brother is a professional Rod Stewart impersonator
June 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
But for realsies, holy hell Mamdani is pushing that fucking sexual abusing asshole's head into the dirt
June 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Thank you for posting examples of where I was right
June 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The only king I'll acknowledge
June 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
June 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Safeway showing solidarity
June 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Paris' shirt pic was photoshopped, not sure if they could do that in Marie's day
June 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This one too
June 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
June 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This shit's not changing for a while btw. I had my last jokey wallpaper for 3 phones long
June 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
You should've hired this Great Value Brand Nick Cave instead
June 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Thank him for me
June 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
June 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
June 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Good lord what is going on with Alex Jones' forehead
June 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Pitchfork finally running with the controversial review numbers again. Next up: Nevermind with another 10.0
June 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Right here
June 5, 2025 at 5:56 AM