John Pontoon, dissident rando
@johnpontoon.bsky.social
I once sang, “From where I stand you look like ants / and there’s an aardvark in my pants.” It wasn’t literally true at the time.
I don't have anything to sell you... except hope! Ha ha jk.
Past talent: soundcloud.com/johnpontoon
I don't have anything to sell you... except hope! Ha ha jk.
Past talent: soundcloud.com/johnpontoon
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Surely at some point, organizations had a sensible bias against being led by know-nothing dumbfucks? I believe this must be true because humanity has torn iron from the ground and made it into buildings a thousand feet high.
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Support Steve Rude! I just picked up a bunch of digital sketchbooks from his web store.
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Veteran US Comic Artist Steve Rude Needs Your Help
Help The Dude Out Over on his Facebook page, US comic artist Steve Rude (Nexus) announced that he needs our financial help (photo©Greg Preston. All Rights Reserved)… Friends, Another birthday. Another...
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January 2, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Support Steve Rude! I just picked up a bunch of digital sketchbooks from his web store.
www.steverude.com/collections/...
www.steverude.com/collections/...
I’m sorry, but this shit totally reeks of credibility.
Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor.
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I’m sorry, but this shit totally reeks of credibility.
I love saying "its" and 🤷♂️! “Its” is totally my catchphrase. Also my favorite hashtag is Pluribus, which I used once. Anyhow, kisses to my moots Chris, Fly, Matt, Laura, Matthew, Aaron, Jeff, Prof., Mike… god damn those bubbles are small, if I missed you I probably hate you.
johnpontoon.bsky.social's Bluesky Wrapped 2025
Check out johnpontoon.bsky.social's year on Bluesky!
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January 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I love saying "its" and 🤷♂️! “Its” is totally my catchphrase. Also my favorite hashtag is Pluribus, which I used once. Anyhow, kisses to my moots Chris, Fly, Matt, Laura, Matthew, Aaron, Jeff, Prof., Mike… god damn those bubbles are small, if I missed you I probably hate you.
A thorough and cogent look at the state of European-American-Russian worries politics, worth the read.
It's New Year, so time to look back and forward. These are 10 things I think we need to recognise in 2026. It’s a response to what I think are profoundly damaging mistaken assumptions I’ve heard and read from practitioners, journalists, and analysts in 2025. Warning: very long🧵
January 2, 2026 at 12:22 PM
A thorough and cogent look at the state of European-American-Russian worries politics, worth the read.
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller. The great American novel.
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller. The great American novel.
The prompt “put the first picture in a micro bikini” results in reducing her boobs to prepubescent levels. So in addition to being a disgusting invasion of privacy, know that Grok is assuming without any prompting that its users are pedophiles.
Pedocon theory continues its perfect record.
Pedocon theory continues its perfect record.
So we just accept this then? This is a legitimate use of technology going forward? This vile individual's account is just prompt after prompt asking Al to alter real-life images of women. The law needs to catch up with technology now - because we can't trust these tech companies to police themselves
January 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
The prompt “put the first picture in a micro bikini” results in reducing her boobs to prepubescent levels. So in addition to being a disgusting invasion of privacy, know that Grok is assuming without any prompting that its users are pedophiles.
Pedocon theory continues its perfect record.
Pedocon theory continues its perfect record.
Re-upping this delight for Mamdani Inauguration Day. Sound on!
January 1, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Re-upping this delight for Mamdani Inauguration Day. Sound on!
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I didn’t accomplish much in 2025, but I did form a sinister cabal that brainwashed a guy into killing Charlie Kirk, and we also induced fatality on Dick Cheney. Something to build on, I guess. Have a great new year, you crazy kids!
January 1, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I didn’t accomplish much in 2025, but I did form a sinister cabal that brainwashed a guy into killing Charlie Kirk, and we also induced fatality on Dick Cheney. Something to build on, I guess. Have a great new year, you crazy kids!
and I’m angry like the bird
January 1, 2026 at 7:03 PM
and I’m angry like the bird
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Kings II 2:23-2:25 Little children out of the city mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou [cybertruck]; go up, thou [cybertruck.]
And he looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare [twenty and eight] children of them.
And he looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare [twenty and eight] children of them.
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
December 31, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Kings II 2:23-2:25 Little children out of the city mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou [cybertruck]; go up, thou [cybertruck.]
And he looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare [twenty and eight] children of them.
And he looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare [twenty and eight] children of them.
This is the one I think I’ve done best at. Who has more than 14.1K unique words in their ‘wrapped’ thingmabob?
January 1, 2026 at 7:14 AM
This is the one I think I’ve done best at. Who has more than 14.1K unique words in their ‘wrapped’ thingmabob?
I didn’t accomplish much in 2025, but I did form a sinister cabal that brainwashed a guy into killing Charlie Kirk, and we also induced fatality on Dick Cheney. Something to build on, I guess. Have a great new year, you crazy kids!
January 1, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I didn’t accomplish much in 2025, but I did form a sinister cabal that brainwashed a guy into killing Charlie Kirk, and we also induced fatality on Dick Cheney. Something to build on, I guess. Have a great new year, you crazy kids!
All right motherfuckers I am ready to PAR-TAY!
January 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
All right motherfuckers I am ready to PAR-TAY!
Any time someone argues that the tech bros never accomplished anything, point out that they made the whole world hate robots.
A few weeks ago, they sent a robot to the Mavs and Kyrie accidentally killed it by pushing it over and this so funny
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January 1, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Any time someone argues that the tech bros never accomplished anything, point out that they made the whole world hate robots.
Seems bad? I can’t say for sure, I’m not good at computers.
Uh… check out what ChatGPT allegedly told a man before he killed his mother and then himself.
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storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
December 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Seems bad? I can’t say for sure, I’m not good at computers.
In my normie work news feed from MSN, today had another link to some story like, "The age gap between Erika and Charlie Kirk was greater than you think!" Seen this at least 4 times since Chuck went to hell. It's bizarre! She was 5 years older than him, big fucking deal! Weird & sexist, man.
December 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
In my normie work news feed from MSN, today had another link to some story like, "The age gap between Erika and Charlie Kirk was greater than you think!" Seen this at least 4 times since Chuck went to hell. It's bizarre! She was 5 years older than him, big fucking deal! Weird & sexist, man.
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Normie: “AOC has a point there.”
MAGA Chud: “The Bronze Age Almanac is right on the money about the AOC effect. Put simply, it’s what Incel Chieftans in our communities have long identified as the coming soyification of the West.”
MAGA Chud: “The Bronze Age Almanac is right on the money about the AOC effect. Put simply, it’s what Incel Chieftans in our communities have long identified as the coming soyification of the West.”
December 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Normie: “AOC has a point there.”
MAGA Chud: “The Bronze Age Almanac is right on the money about the AOC effect. Put simply, it’s what Incel Chieftans in our communities have long identified as the coming soyification of the West.”
MAGA Chud: “The Bronze Age Almanac is right on the money about the AOC effect. Put simply, it’s what Incel Chieftans in our communities have long identified as the coming soyification of the West.”
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DEPLOY TSAR BOMBA
December 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
DEPLOY TSAR BOMBA
Losers who keep stanning for Harris are really just planting excuses for the Democrats’ NEXT electoral loss. Ignoring the base & losing is perfect now! Gavin Newsom? Great candidate, forget about trans & homeless rights. Josh Shapiro’s support of Israel only matters *if you’re an anti-Semite.*
December 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Losers who keep stanning for Harris are really just planting excuses for the Democrats’ NEXT electoral loss. Ignoring the base & losing is perfect now! Gavin Newsom? Great candidate, forget about trans & homeless rights. Josh Shapiro’s support of Israel only matters *if you’re an anti-Semite.*
Kings II 2:23-2:25 Little children out of the city mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou [cybertruck]; go up, thou [cybertruck.]
And he looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare [twenty and eight] children of them.
And he looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare [twenty and eight] children of them.
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
December 31, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Kings II 2:23-2:25 Little children out of the city mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou [cybertruck]; go up, thou [cybertruck.]
And he looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare [twenty and eight] children of them.
And he looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare [twenty and eight] children of them.
Isiah Whitlock Jr. has passed. Sheeeeeeeit. Dude was on two of the greatest TV shows of all time in The Wire and Atlanta. RIP
December 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Isiah Whitlock Jr. has passed. Sheeeeeeeit. Dude was on two of the greatest TV shows of all time in The Wire and Atlanta. RIP
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Whenever we're out of this shit the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau should be built into an absolutely nightmare bureaucratic goliath. Increase the original funding by a million times and hire thousands of staffers trying to fuck shit up for business.
December 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Whenever we're out of this shit the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau should be built into an absolutely nightmare bureaucratic goliath. Increase the original funding by a million times and hire thousands of staffers trying to fuck shit up for business.
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It's like the 9th stupidest thing in this one paragraph, but I'd direct the angry egg-shaped man to this speech from 2005 in which Obama literally namechecks like 50 White sox including (delightfully) Scott Podsednik. obamaspeeches.com/035-Chicago-...
December 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
It's like the 9th stupidest thing in this one paragraph, but I'd direct the angry egg-shaped man to this speech from 2005 in which Obama literally namechecks like 50 White sox including (delightfully) Scott Podsednik. obamaspeeches.com/035-Chicago-...
why is this in my saved photos
December 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
why is this in my saved photos
”I have bound chains around Behēmōt and learned what the ant has to teach” goes hard af.
December 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
”I have bound chains around Behēmōt and learned what the ant has to teach” goes hard af.