John Pontoon, dissident rando
@johnpontoon.bsky.social
I once sang, “From where I stand you look like ants / and there’s an aardvark in my pants.” It wasn’t literally true at the time.
I don't have anything to sell you... except hope! Ha ha jk.
Past talent: soundcloud.com/johnpontoon
I don't have anything to sell you... except hope! Ha ha jk.
Past talent: soundcloud.com/johnpontoon
Pinned
Surely at some point, organizations had a sensible bias against being led by know-nothing dumbfucks? I believe this must be true because humanity has torn iron from the ground and made it into buildings a thousand feet high.
What a crazy thing to say.
Nancy Mace: "What's traumatic is ramming an ICE agent with your vehicle. What's not traumatic is that ICE agent's self-defense and shooting the driver that tried to call him."
January 16, 2026 at 6:33 PM
What a crazy thing to say.
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
I guess it’s better late than never on noticing Trump threatening our allies.
Rep. Bacon on Trump's aggression toward Greenland: "I feel like it's incumbent on folks like me to step up and say these threats and bullying of an ally are wrong. And on the weird chance he's serious about invading Greenland, I want to let him know it will probably be the end of his presidency."
January 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I guess it’s better late than never on noticing Trump threatening our allies.
A look at Kristi Gnome's hair extensions and gross puffy lips.
January 16, 2026 at 2:59 PM
A look at Kristi Gnome's hair extensions and gross puffy lips.
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I hope nobody suggested pouring water all over their rental cars at night, because that would be awful
January 16, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I hope nobody suggested pouring water all over their rental cars at night, because that would be awful
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pulling this reflection on white silence/fear over here, too:
January 15, 2026 at 4:41 PM
pulling this reflection on white silence/fear over here, too:
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If only he had one of those Greek soothsayer ladies working for him, I forget what they’re called.
Real life is The Onion
Ellison names his megayacht "Izanami" -- then reads the name backwards
futurism.com/future-socie...
Ellison names his megayacht "Izanami" -- then reads the name backwards
futurism.com/future-socie...
Tech Billionaire Forced to Rename Humongous Yacht After Realizing It Spelled Something Horrible Backwards
Oracle founder Larry Ellison named his 191-foot superyacht "Izanami," only to change his mind after finding out what it spelled backwards.
futurism.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:57 AM
If only he had one of those Greek soothsayer ladies working for him, I forget what they’re called.
Lol the ridiculous Chancellor of the banana republic of Dushbagya just accepted the peace award that was given to a leader from one of their weaker neighbors - a neighbor they invaded! A PEACE award! Just humiliating. Total clown stuff, I'd be embarrassed to be from Dushbagya!
January 15, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Lol the ridiculous Chancellor of the banana republic of Dushbagya just accepted the peace award that was given to a leader from one of their weaker neighbors - a neighbor they invaded! A PEACE award! Just humiliating. Total clown stuff, I'd be embarrassed to be from Dushbagya!
Things no leader is saying on the news:
The President of the United States is making war on its citizens
POTUS has an entire cabinet of rapists and racists
POTUS has made all our ally nations into enemies & loves our real enemies
POTUS is a criminal and should be impeached and in jail
The President of the United States is making war on its citizens
POTUS has an entire cabinet of rapists and racists
POTUS has made all our ally nations into enemies & loves our real enemies
POTUS is a criminal and should be impeached and in jail
January 15, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Things no leader is saying on the news:
The President of the United States is making war on its citizens
POTUS has an entire cabinet of rapists and racists
POTUS has made all our ally nations into enemies & loves our real enemies
POTUS is a criminal and should be impeached and in jail
The President of the United States is making war on its citizens
POTUS has an entire cabinet of rapists and racists
POTUS has made all our ally nations into enemies & loves our real enemies
POTUS is a criminal and should be impeached and in jail
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The Insurrection Act is already happening. Martial law is already here.
There are armed soldiers with military-grade equipment running around creating their own laws via violence.
In what possible way, aside from naming conventions of the forces, has Trump not unleashed the military on the USA?
There are armed soldiers with military-grade equipment running around creating their own laws via violence.
In what possible way, aside from naming conventions of the forces, has Trump not unleashed the military on the USA?
January 15, 2026 at 4:39 PM
The Insurrection Act is already happening. Martial law is already here.
There are armed soldiers with military-grade equipment running around creating their own laws via violence.
In what possible way, aside from naming conventions of the forces, has Trump not unleashed the military on the USA?
There are armed soldiers with military-grade equipment running around creating their own laws via violence.
In what possible way, aside from naming conventions of the forces, has Trump not unleashed the military on the USA?
Heyyy, it's Nazi cosplayer little Greg Bovino! Looks like he discovered that a foam rubber carpal-tunnel wrist rest, draped around his tiny neck, made him look more like a Nazi if he posed his hands just so. Very intimidating, slugger!
January 15, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Heyyy, it's Nazi cosplayer little Greg Bovino! Looks like he discovered that a foam rubber carpal-tunnel wrist rest, draped around his tiny neck, made him look more like a Nazi if he posed his hands just so. Very intimidating, slugger!
I'm extremely enthused about the possibility of a Mister Miracle animated TV show produced and written by @tomking.bsky.social. King's MM comic series was amazing, especially for anyone who suffered abuse as a child, and politically he's perfect for the portrayal of resisting oppression.
James Gunn Confirms The DCU's Next Major Hero
Who is joining the DCU?
screenrant.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I'm extremely enthused about the possibility of a Mister Miracle animated TV show produced and written by @tomking.bsky.social. King's MM comic series was amazing, especially for anyone who suffered abuse as a child, and politically he's perfect for the portrayal of resisting oppression.
Pedocon theory never fails.
GOP lawmaker RJ May titeled Legislator of the Year by hate group Moms for Liberty for his anti trans stance, gets 20 years for CSAM including toddlers and his own child. Average GOP member.
www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/01/gop-...
www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/01/gop-...
GOP lawmaker said trans people “harm” children. Now he's going to prison for child porn. - LGBTQ Nation
He was caught sharing hundreds of images of kids, including pictures of adults raping seven-year-olds.
www.lgbtqnation.com
January 15, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Pedocon theory never fails.
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russia uses cyber attacks to help ICE agents should be a bigger story
The Russian intelligence services intervene aggressively to attack a website that leaked the names of new ICE hires, proving that Kristi Noem was aggressively recruiting and deploying Jan 6 rioters, including the head of the Proud Boys, a violent white supremacist group.
Website that leaked info about ICE agents is down after ‘cyberattack,’ founder says
Founder of ICE List believes the ‘sophisticated’ cyberattack could have originated in Russia
www.independent.co.uk
January 15, 2026 at 9:25 AM
russia uses cyber attacks to help ICE agents should be a bigger story
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Senate Democrats absolutely have to shut the govt down to stop this ICE insanity in the Twin Cities. This is not sustainable & cannot be normalized. Any Democratic vote to provide money to the thugs who are brutalizing this community is a grave betrayal to the people here. Accountability can't wait.
January 15, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Senate Democrats absolutely have to shut the govt down to stop this ICE insanity in the Twin Cities. This is not sustainable & cannot be normalized. Any Democratic vote to provide money to the thugs who are brutalizing this community is a grave betrayal to the people here. Accountability can't wait.
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This is just terrible. Imagine this agent having to go home, look his kids in the eyes, and explain that this is what his grave's going to smell like
Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 3:35 AM
This is just terrible. Imagine this agent having to go home, look his kids in the eyes, and explain that this is what his grave's going to smell like
This blows my mind and infuriates me and makes me wish Democratic congresspeople got death threats from their constituents. Stupid, stupid fuckers, how fucking dare they? I’m shaking my head and grinding my teeth. FUCK!
The House voted 341 to 79 to fund Trump's war-mongering foreign policy agenda.
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
January 15, 2026 at 4:17 AM
This blows my mind and infuriates me and makes me wish Democratic congresspeople got death threats from their constituents. Stupid, stupid fuckers, how fucking dare they? I’m shaking my head and grinding my teeth. FUCK!
Got to be Putin.
COLLINS: Who told you that the killing in Iran has stopped?
TRUMP: We have been informed by very important sources on the other side that the killing has stopped and executions won't take place
TRUMP: We have been informed by very important sources on the other side that the killing has stopped and executions won't take place
January 14, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Got to be Putin.
Do I clout farm? Very well then, I clout farm.
Still feeling confident in my prediction that the USA will be the villain in World War 3. I didn’t expect that it would happen in 2026 though.
It's really hard to overstate how hugely favored conservatives were up until two months ago.
Here's the graph of Canadian polling between March 2023 and March 2025. (Reminder: blue is conservative.)
Those are months and months of 20+ point leads for Tories.
Here's the graph of Canadian polling between March 2023 and March 2025. (Reminder: blue is conservative.)
Those are months and months of 20+ point leads for Tories.
January 14, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Do I clout farm? Very well then, I clout farm.
Astonishing that they brave the open air without an 8-on-1 person advantage.
January 14, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Astonishing that they brave the open air without an 8-on-1 person advantage.
Scott Adams died of prostate cancer? In America, ass eats you!
Happy Feast of the Ass day, everybody.
Happy Feast of the Ass day, everybody.
January 14, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Scott Adams died of prostate cancer? In America, ass eats you!
Happy Feast of the Ass day, everybody.
Happy Feast of the Ass day, everybody.
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Republicans are gleefully abolishing the Department of Education and gutting the DOJ, so abolishing ICE shouldn’t be much of a stretch, politically or bureaucratically.
ive seen more articles this week about how the phrase “abolish ice” could hurt dems in the midterms than ive seen articles about how paramilitary death squads terrorizing cities will hurt republicans in the midterms
January 14, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Republicans are gleefully abolishing the Department of Education and gutting the DOJ, so abolishing ICE shouldn’t be much of a stretch, politically or bureaucratically.
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Shouldn't it be a bigger story that the immigration cops are seizing and imprisoning people who CANNOT POSSIBLY BE IMMIGRANTS
Oglala Sioux Tribe demands the release of Lakota men detained by ICE www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Oglala Sioux Tribe demands the release of Lakota men detained by ICE
The Oglala Sioux Tribe in South Dakota has demanded the Department of Homeland Security release tribally enrolled citizens held by ICE, according to a statement released by the tribe.
www.mprnews.org
January 14, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Shouldn't it be a bigger story that the immigration cops are seizing and imprisoning people who CANNOT POSSIBLY BE IMMIGRANTS