John Pontoon, dissident rando
@johnpontoon.bsky.social
I once sang, “From where I stand you look like ants / and there’s an aardvark in my pants.” It wasn’t literally true at the time.
I don't have anything to sell you... except hope! Ha ha jk.
Past talent: soundcloud.com/johnpontoon
I don't have anything to sell you... except hope! Ha ha jk.
Past talent: soundcloud.com/johnpontoon
Correct!
November 11, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Correct!
hear me out, the mouse’s tail was the worse part
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
hear me out, the mouse’s tail was the worse part
Like, the movie was the best Moore adaptation by a country mile. What questions does this series answer?
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Like, the movie was the best Moore adaptation by a country mile. What questions does this series answer?
But my kink is Being Weird About It
November 11, 2025 at 6:44 AM
But my kink is Being Weird About It
That is some 9-dimensional chess shit, is what that is.
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 AM
That is some 9-dimensional chess shit, is what that is.
Don’t sleep on her getting around in a flying pestle. The ancient equivalent to mad combat skills was a flying pestle.
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Don’t sleep on her getting around in a flying pestle. The ancient equivalent to mad combat skills was a flying pestle.
You can make her do the Channing Tatum?!?
November 11, 2025 at 6:38 AM
You can make her do the Channing Tatum?!?
Like go watch soccer ya inhuman skanks
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Like go watch soccer ya inhuman skanks
What do you mean “also”? Do you have some second belief that came first of which I’m unaware?
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
What do you mean “also”? Do you have some second belief that came first of which I’m unaware?
One likes to imagine it’s an elaborate ruse that leads to Shapiro getting the ever loving shit beat out of him.
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM
One likes to imagine it’s an elaborate ruse that leads to Shapiro getting the ever loving shit beat out of him.
lol what a crazy “what if” you have posited
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
lol what a crazy “what if” you have posited
Brings me no joy to say that in this relationship you are the Schumer.
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Brings me no joy to say that in this relationship you are the Schumer.
That’s bizarre. Would you post a video of you doing comedy/a song/whatever where you laugh at the funny parts?
The song is funny, yeah. You can hear it without the laugh track too.
The song is funny, yeah. You can hear it without the laugh track too.
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
That’s bizarre. Would you post a video of you doing comedy/a song/whatever where you laugh at the funny parts?
The song is funny, yeah. You can hear it without the laugh track too.
The song is funny, yeah. You can hear it without the laugh track too.
It’s possible to hear the song without also watching the three influencers unboxing it in their reaction video. Am I crazy for caring?
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
It’s possible to hear the song without also watching the three influencers unboxing it in their reaction video. Am I crazy for caring?
Axios is synonymous with nothing, they stink like added chopped dick.
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Axios is synonymous with nothing, they stink like added chopped dick.
Babies have the most teeth, adults end up with less teeth via a process called “losing.”
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Babies have the most teeth, adults end up with less teeth via a process called “losing.”
“Ha ha ha you may as well ask if *I’m* ineffective! Absurd, is it not?”
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
“Ha ha ha you may as well ask if *I’m* ineffective! Absurd, is it not?”
Winnie the Pooh is slang for sex pest target now?
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Winnie the Pooh is slang for sex pest target now?
What if it was a BOTTLE of Pledge? Oh ho, such hijinx!
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
What if it was a BOTTLE of Pledge? Oh ho, such hijinx!
She’s saying “Tee hee, watch when I pinch their nose and cover their mouth!”
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
She’s saying “Tee hee, watch when I pinch their nose and cover their mouth!”
Also they break when you drop them in water, but so what? There’s no water on Earth.
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Also they break when you drop them in water, but so what? There’s no water on Earth.
Extremely rare materials like iron, nickel and cobalt. Impossible to find on Earth.
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Extremely rare materials like iron, nickel and cobalt. Impossible to find on Earth.