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Jonbenét Rumsfelds Revenge
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they tried to kill me
im back for blood
jonbenét rumsfeld never forget
i am a literal communist
Pinned
you cannot kill a child pageant war criminal god

as foretold by @bzvowell.bsky.social
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Reading about the National Guard soldier who ended up dead in DC. From a part of the country that was used up by exploitative industry and left to die, where military service is about all you've got as an option. So you do it, and get killed. Reminds me of a lot of the guys my dad met in Vietnam.
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
fear and loathing on zootopia
Gangs of Zootopia
No Zootopia for Old Men
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
monogamy
or as i call it
monorailin
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
decapitate blue checks uwu
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
you think when popeye eats the spinach and his muscles get all big that his dick also flexes like that
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
you cannot kill a child pageant war criminal god

as foretold by @bzvowell.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
me and who
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i got my salad tossed jon
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away.
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
clifford the big red rocket
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
if your ass were a chinese restaurant
id call the health department because clearly this is a huge code violation
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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calling the butterball hotline to report a home invasion
What the fuck is the butterball hotline
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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A theory: all Warren Zevon songs are Thanksgiving songs because Warren Zevon has big Uncle Making A Scene energy
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
the good thing about restarting my acct is i can recycle old jokes
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Sneakerhead who secretly fucks the shoes
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
running my microwave 12 hours a day straight
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
erikas knocked up
usha aint wearing her ring
and jd is probably the father???
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
i dont think i like felching jon
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
the good thing is all those accounts that had me blocked are fuuuuuuuughhhed
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
my fuggin tummy horts
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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OMG,

THE MUSIC GOT FASTER AND HE HAS A SECOND HEALTH-BAR!
ALEX BONES I WAS SILENCED FOR MY BELIEFS AND THEY TRIED TO TAKE ME DOWN TOO

HOWEVER I HAVE RETURNED IN RAMPAGE MODE
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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SHOCKED LISTENERS! CHILD SUPERMODEL JON BENÉT RUMSFELD IS DEAD!

THIS MORNING @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social AND @badposter.lol FOUND LITTLE JON BENÉT DEAD OF AN APPARENT SUICIDE! FURTHER COMPROMISING THE INVESTIGATION INTO THE AS YET UNRELEASED FILES ON THE PAIR!

RELEASE THE MEATLORD FILES!
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
GIVE
YE
THANKS
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
this is all will fucking stancils fault
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
rampage mode activated
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM