Michael Rx
@mre.bsky.social
Philly burbs, 46, husband of one, dad of two, hospital pharmacist, deadhead, yacht rock aficionado, and fan of the Oxford comma.
sometimes it is wise to think backwards. ☮️♏️💜
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sometimes it is wise to think backwards. ☮️♏️💜
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Michael Rx
@mre.bsky.social
· Aug 18
poke me like one of your Facebook girls.
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coffee in our cups
your hand in mine
your hand in mine
January 4, 2026 at 3:26 PM
coffee in our cups
your hand in mine
your hand in mine
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Call me CVS the way I ALWAYS give you the receipts
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Call me CVS the way I ALWAYS give you the receipts
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crazy, if true: caught between the moon and New York City
January 5, 2026 at 12:40 AM
crazy, if true: caught between the moon and New York City
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and you may tell yourself, "this is not my beautiful gingerbread house"
and you may tell yourself, "this is not my beautiful gingerbread wife"
and you may tell yourself, "this is not my beautiful gingerbread wife"
December 16, 2024 at 4:12 AM
and you may tell yourself, "this is not my beautiful gingerbread house"
and you may tell yourself, "this is not my beautiful gingerbread wife"
and you may tell yourself, "this is not my beautiful gingerbread wife"
again.
and so begins the longest month of our lives.
January 2, 2026 at 12:19 AM
again.
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Date someone who has a playful side. Someone that you can be silly and laugh with. Someone who is fun to be around. ❤️
December 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Date someone who has a playful side. Someone that you can be silly and laugh with. Someone who is fun to be around. ❤️
she’s a 10 but she calls Velma Thelma.
December 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
she’s a 10 but she calls Velma Thelma.
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Dang he's even got the support of the Ninja Turtles.
if I were elected mayor of a city I too would insist that every ceremony took place in an abandoned tunnel or secret passage of some kind
EXCLUSIVE: Mamdani Will Be Sworn In At Abandoned Original City Hall Subway Station - Streetsblog New York City
Zohran Mamdani will be sworn in as mayor of New York City at midnight on Jan. 1 inside the old abandoned City Hall subway station.
nyc.streetsblog.org
December 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Dang he's even got the support of the Ninja Turtles.
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Do I wanna take a nap now or later?
December 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Do I wanna take a nap now or later?
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The movie Knives Out is about Crocodile Dundee going up to people who have their knives out and telling them “that’s not a knife“ before unsheathing his knife which is actually a knife
December 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The movie Knives Out is about Crocodile Dundee going up to people who have their knives out and telling them “that’s not a knife“ before unsheathing his knife which is actually a knife
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living on the edge is sexting with 5% phone battery
December 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
living on the edge is sexting with 5% phone battery
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Listen…. Do your best on something unless it’s hurting you then tell it to fuck off ✌🏽
December 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Listen…. Do your best on something unless it’s hurting you then tell it to fuck off ✌🏽
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don't forget to set your clocks back tonight
December 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
don't forget to set your clocks back tonight
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Someone please bring me my pill hidden in a piece of cheese
December 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Someone please bring me my pill hidden in a piece of cheese
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“you there milf, what time is it?”
December 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
“you there milf, what time is it?”
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if you’re crying bc you didn’t have a very merry Christmas, don’t worry i’m here for you with more bad jokes
December 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
if you’re crying bc you didn’t have a very merry Christmas, don’t worry i’m here for you with more bad jokes
I got two turtle doves 🕊️
looking to trade up 👀
looking to trade up 👀
December 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I got two turtle doves 🕊️
looking to trade up 👀
looking to trade up 👀
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Santa is my hall pass.
if you see me kissing Santa Claus keep your damn mouth shut.
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Santa is my hall pass.
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last Christmas I gave you my heart.
this year I’m making the same mistake with someone else.
this year I’m making the same mistake with someone else.
December 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
last Christmas I gave you my heart.
this year I’m making the same mistake with someone else.
this year I’m making the same mistake with someone else.
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listening to dead people singing xmas music makes for amazing holiday cheer
December 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
listening to dead people singing xmas music makes for amazing holiday cheer
I thought I’d be drop kicking my jacket as I came through the door more as an adult.
December 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I thought I’d be drop kicking my jacket as I came through the door more as an adult.