Colleen
@grillcheezkilla.bsky.social
The dopest mother fucker alive
I was so nervous to submit this assignment. It took forever to complete because life kept getting in the way. I finally decided I had to submit it as is and hope for the best.
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I was so nervous to submit this assignment. It took forever to complete because life kept getting in the way. I finally decided I had to submit it as is and hope for the best.
Can someone do my evening skincare for me I can’t move
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Can someone do my evening skincare for me I can’t move
The Canadian healthcare system is broken. It took 34 minutes from the time I walked in to see a doctor and get X-rays taken. They didn’t even valet my car.
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The Canadian healthcare system is broken. It took 34 minutes from the time I walked in to see a doctor and get X-rays taken. They didn’t even valet my car.
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Remember, it’s technically only imposter syndrome if you’re good at things
a shooting star with the words " the more you know " behind it
ALT: a shooting star with the words " the more you know " behind it
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Remember, it’s technically only imposter syndrome if you’re good at things
I need a wife to take care of me when I’m sick
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I need a wife to take care of me when I’m sick
If I see anyone at work with a Starbucks Bear cup I’m jumping them
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
If I see anyone at work with a Starbucks Bear cup I’m jumping them
The entire parking lot is empty. Why would you practice backing in next to me.
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The entire parking lot is empty. Why would you practice backing in next to me.
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I have 592 lipglosses, not one is in my bag
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I have 592 lipglosses, not one is in my bag
“Fishing”
Wake up babe, it's time to go fishing
November 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
“Fishing”
November 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Me Monday morning to everyone: “What did you do this weekend? … dicks?”
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Me Monday morning to everyone: “What did you do this weekend? … dicks?”
I bought the Costco real cheese queso but it’s not as good as the garbage Tostitos queso
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I bought the Costco real cheese queso but it’s not as good as the garbage Tostitos queso
The parking gods have favoured me three times today
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The parking gods have favoured me three times today
The mascara. The shoulder pads. The fake tears. She stole Tammy Faye's entire act.
November 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The mascara. The shoulder pads. The fake tears. She stole Tammy Faye's entire act.
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lol why put it this way
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
lol why put it this way
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Imagine your an ostrich just chillin with your pals when suddenly…
November 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Imagine your an ostrich just chillin with your pals when suddenly…
Totally gonna get my shit together this weekend
November 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Totally gonna get my shit together this weekend
My back hurts every time I take a breath in.
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My back hurts every time I take a breath in.
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Tell me this isn't an album cover
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Tell me this isn't an album cover