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@philford.bsky.social
Just me and my cat 🐈
He/him
Ig: philford88
📍London, UK
He/him
Ig: philford88
📍London, UK
Pinned
Oh no the bin lorry has crashed
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Oh no the bin lorry has crashed
It's unbelievable that some right wing cunts have said the BBC is left wing and everyone has gone "yeah so true bestie". It's actually madness what is happening
"One-sided reporting on trans issues"
"Anti-israel bias"
BBC News rarely even tells you why they can't report from Gaza. Give us a break
"One-sided reporting on trans issues"
"Anti-israel bias"
BBC News rarely even tells you why they can't report from Gaza. Give us a break
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It's unbelievable that some right wing cunts have said the BBC is left wing and everyone has gone "yeah so true bestie". It's actually madness what is happening
"One-sided reporting on trans issues"
"Anti-israel bias"
BBC News rarely even tells you why they can't report from Gaza. Give us a break
"One-sided reporting on trans issues"
"Anti-israel bias"
BBC News rarely even tells you why they can't report from Gaza. Give us a break
Just got hung upside down by just my thigh. Feeling very content and sleepy 🥵
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Just got hung upside down by just my thigh. Feeling very content and sleepy 🥵
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An article previewing their TV drama about the life of Paris Lees had a quote from Maya Forstater ffs!!!
bloody hell. what's the correct number of push notifications on stories about migration exactly? every article that might mention anything to do with trans stuff has at least one official quote from transphobic sources, and rarely one from a positive POV.
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 AM
An article previewing their TV drama about the life of Paris Lees had a quote from Maya Forstater ffs!!!
Good morning from my hidden folder on hinge 😅
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Good morning from my hidden folder on hinge 😅
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was tim davie wearing a poppy when he resigned
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
was tim davie wearing a poppy when he resigned
Just found this pic of my first car. Can you imagine me pulling up to suck your dick on this when I was 17 😭😭
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Just found this pic of my first car. Can you imagine me pulling up to suck your dick on this when I was 17 😭😭
Unfortunately my friends know me all too well 💀
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Unfortunately my friends know me all too well 💀
I just need to quit my job and concentrate on myself 🙃
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I just need to quit my job and concentrate on myself 🙃
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Please clap (these cheeks) 👏🏻
November 9, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Please clap (these cheeks) 👏🏻
Right, ok? No one cares x
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Right, ok? No one cares x
Please clap (these cheeks) 👏🏻
November 9, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Please clap (these cheeks) 👏🏻
There's a man at the gym who carries a floor mat around with him to put his bag on rather than put his bag on the floor !?
He can't be that concerned about dirt as he doesn't wipe down after himself 😷
He can't be that concerned about dirt as he doesn't wipe down after himself 😷
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 AM
There's a man at the gym who carries a floor mat around with him to put his bag on rather than put his bag on the floor !?
He can't be that concerned about dirt as he doesn't wipe down after himself 😷
He can't be that concerned about dirt as he doesn't wipe down after himself 😷
Me looking around the gym to find the fag who put COBRAH on the playlist
a cartoon character named spongebob wearing a hat and tie
ALT: a cartoon character named spongebob wearing a hat and tie
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Me looking around the gym to find the fag who put COBRAH on the playlist
It's time like today, when a pipe that runs through my bathroom has been vibrating all day because of a neighbour's god knows what, that I just wanna go live in the countryside alone
November 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It's time like today, when a pipe that runs through my bathroom has been vibrating all day because of a neighbour's god knows what, that I just wanna go live in the countryside alone
I was today years old when I learned that A4 isn't the standard paper size in the US 🤯🤯
November 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I was today years old when I learned that A4 isn't the standard paper size in the US 🤯🤯
I've self-diagnosed pneumonia 🫠
November 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I've self-diagnosed pneumonia 🫠
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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We're struggling this morning 😞
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 AM
We're struggling this morning 😞
We're struggling this morning 😞
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 AM
We're struggling this morning 😞
I dunno babes. I'm not sure that's Achilles
November 8, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I dunno babes. I'm not sure that's Achilles
It's over (for my waistline)
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
It's over (for my waistline)
Someone just blocked me on Grindr when I said I wasn't free this evening. Is that normal? (I rarely use Grindr) 😭😭
November 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Someone just blocked me on Grindr when I said I wasn't free this evening. Is that normal? (I rarely use Grindr) 😭😭
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We made it to Friday 🥹🥹🥹
November 7, 2025 at 9:14 AM
We made it to Friday 🥹🥹🥹