Spooky Path 🎉
@demandavoider.bsky.social
When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
Oops, All garbage!
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Pinned
People who compliment my beard never think to ask how much of it is cat hair.
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As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
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Grief eventually leads to joy, which you'll know when you've cried so hard your nose makes a noise just like a clown's nose being honked
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Grief eventually leads to joy, which you'll know when you've cried so hard your nose makes a noise just like a clown's nose being honked
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my head is like a pinball game but there's a monkey with cymbals having a dance party while jumping on the bed and he fell off and broke his head, over and over. what I'm trying to say is I sure play a mean pinball
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
my head is like a pinball game but there's a monkey with cymbals having a dance party while jumping on the bed and he fell off and broke his head, over and over. what I'm trying to say is I sure play a mean pinball
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How many decals would it take to form a closed loop of Calvin peeing on Calvin peeing decals?
I need to show my contempt for that method of showing contempt.
I need to show my contempt for that method of showing contempt.
March 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
How many decals would it take to form a closed loop of Calvin peeing on Calvin peeing decals?
I need to show my contempt for that method of showing contempt.
I need to show my contempt for that method of showing contempt.
DIVORCE ATTORNEYS HATE THEM!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
DIVORCE ATTORNEYS HATE THEM!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
Devastating that square pants never caught on IRL.
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Devastating that square pants never caught on IRL.
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Do people who wash their cars know about rain?
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Do people who wash their cars know about rain?
If you see this post a los
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
If you see this post a los
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I’ve hit post against my will out loud my whole life.
November 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I’ve hit post against my will out loud my whole life.
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an extinction level event would fix all of you
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
an extinction level event would fix all of you
As Fall draws to a close, shitposters in their natural habitat begin stashing food and putting on weight in preparation for the cold, desolate, very-online months.
November 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
As Fall draws to a close, shitposters in their natural habitat begin stashing food and putting on weight in preparation for the cold, desolate, very-online months.
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I’m not a huge fan of pokémon or anything but yeah I would eat a pikachu
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I’m not a huge fan of pokémon or anything but yeah I would eat a pikachu
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Nothing good ever happens when I'm vertical.
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Nothing good ever happens when I'm vertical.
Even if you miss Greg day, It's never too late to gregpost.
November 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Even if you miss Greg day, It's never too late to gregpost.
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im not even sure he knows why. he just knows he must reply
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
im not even sure he knows why. he just knows he must reply
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Sisterhood of the travelling pants. But the pants keep coming back rather than staying with the sisters. I have tried to leave them with the neighbour. Split them in two. Run them over with a lawnmower. Now I've locked the pants in the basement but I don't know how long the barricades will last.
November 5, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Sisterhood of the travelling pants. But the pants keep coming back rather than staying with the sisters. I have tried to leave them with the neighbour. Split them in two. Run them over with a lawnmower. Now I've locked the pants in the basement but I don't know how long the barricades will last.
gonna start using the word "kumquat" the way the beats used "daddy-o"
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
gonna start using the word "kumquat" the way the beats used "daddy-o"
The Gunpowder Plot (Taylor's version)
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The Gunpowder Plot (Taylor's version)
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(Just before sex)
Do you cut your spaghetti ?
Do you cut your spaghetti ?
October 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
(Just before sex)
Do you cut your spaghetti ?
Do you cut your spaghetti ?
I just realized I haven't said "butthole" on bluesky in 8 months.
Also I see that Dick Cheney died.
These things aren't related. I don't think.
Also I see that Dick Cheney died.
These things aren't related. I don't think.
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I just realized I haven't said "butthole" on bluesky in 8 months.
Also I see that Dick Cheney died.
These things aren't related. I don't think.
Also I see that Dick Cheney died.
These things aren't related. I don't think.
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If you pre-heat your skillet your dick slides right in.
November 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If you pre-heat your skillet your dick slides right in.
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Me: *absolutely wailing the opening verse of the Carpenter's 'Close To You' in a fine, fragile tenor*
The guy at the urinal next to mine: *eyes closing as he harmonizes perfectly*
The guy at the urinal next to mine: *eyes closing as he harmonizes perfectly*
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Me: *absolutely wailing the opening verse of the Carpenter's 'Close To You' in a fine, fragile tenor*
The guy at the urinal next to mine: *eyes closing as he harmonizes perfectly*
The guy at the urinal next to mine: *eyes closing as he harmonizes perfectly*
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I completely disagree with the premise that the Addams Family were altogether ooky.
November 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I completely disagree with the premise that the Addams Family were altogether ooky.
They're playing us for fools. Groundhogs don't even 𝘏𝘈𝘝𝘌 shadows
November 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
They're playing us for fools. Groundhogs don't even 𝘏𝘈𝘝𝘌 shadows
Okay, hear me out: Nut November.
November 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Okay, hear me out: Nut November.