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When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.

Oops, All garbage!
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DIVORCE ATTORNEYS HATE THEM!
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November 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This is just objectively not true. Only most people. Anyway, I rarely show my real face on here. Here's a selfie for fun.
November 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
If you see this post a los
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Even if you miss Greg day, It's never too late to gregpost.
November 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
October 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
September 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I've peaked.
June 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I have no clue what you're talking about.
June 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
One of the biggest crimes of the modern era is that, sadly, this is now the case with most commercial foodstuffs. Nobody wins under capitalism.
June 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Holding this badboi hostage
May 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
For posterity:
May 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
May 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
What if we went to pound town at the Kissing Tree Golf Club
April 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
What if we kissed at Pound Town Hall
April 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I hadn't considered this, but I will be putting in my will that this is how my body must be displayed for the funeral when the time comes.
April 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Holy fuck, you nailed the "make me uncomfortable" request.

(Thank you so much for the kind words!)
March 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Not really my style.
I have not said this, accidentally or otherwise and don't imagine I will. I have, however, intentionally said, "...Just two bros kissin' it out...."
March 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This is actually how I met 5 of my 8 partners.
March 31, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I got this message yesterday along with a second message giving me the exact time I should post it today.
"protect the timeline at all costs," it said.
March 31, 2025 at 9:17 AM
March 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The energy I bring to your comments section.
March 28, 2025 at 10:28 AM
March 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I got mostly stock questions until I started encouraging NGL vandalism and rock kicking.
I don't post the mean ones. I just print them out for my vision board.
March 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If I'm liking your posts, thanks for being someone I enjoy following! I mostly keep to myself because I'm sorta shy and not everyone likes replies. (I do, as long as they are fun/relevant).
March 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I relate more to shrew. Irl I'm incredibly shy in groups, and in 1-on-1 I 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 over-share. I pick and choose who I interact with very carefully. My feeling is that most people here are also awkward af so I don't worry about it as much.
March 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM