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manifesting the vibe that my job description gives off in Dayforce
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
HIM: [signs on]

ME:
November 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
November 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
the last couple of years have been so traumatic that my hair started falling out and now that it’s all growing back I look kinda like Cynthia from Rugrats
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"hey can you jump on a quick call?"
November 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Pedophiles on X this week:
November 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
this could be us but you playin'
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I will jack off the horse
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
ok guys.
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Tim’s search history be like
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
this could be us but you playin’
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
us @ the moon tonight
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
picture her in a little red beret
November 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
and ongoing bit between me and my ex is that our dog is a staunch conservative bc she’s originally from Kentucky

now I’m picturing her catatonic in a red beret and it never gets old
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
you mean……. oh god
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
well hopefully you get 10 today so you can seize the means of profucktion 😏
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
needless to say, friends are amped this morning 💦🍆
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM