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@dly.bsky.social
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writer sometimes. clown always. she/her.

me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw

funnier me 🤠:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
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manifesting the vibe that my job description gives off in Dayforce
REPORTS TO: NO ONE
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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A cat paw resting on a human hand asking it to stop posting on the internet
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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HIM: [signs on]

ME:
Dennis from It's Always Sunny looking angry as fuck
November 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Tim and Sam from Detroiters
November 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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the last couple of years have been so traumatic that my hair started falling out and now that it’s all growing back I look kinda like Cynthia from Rugrats
Cynthia the doll from Rugrats. Her hair is patchy and weird
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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two text responses reading "ok ❤️ yay ❤️"
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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"hey can you jump on a quick call?"
Hello Kitty peacefully sleeping in her bed
November 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Pedophiles on X this week:
Norman Rockwell’s freedom of speech painting depicting a man bravely standing up in a crowded room to say something
November 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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this could be us but you playin'
close up of a bird eating seeds from a bird feeder
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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A coach, frustrated and angry, taking off his headset
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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I will jack off the horse
Norman Rockwell’s freedom of speech painting depicting a man bravely standing up in a crowded room to say something
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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jerry the cartoon mouse holding back tears
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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ok guys.
the #damntho feed featuring posts only by tayy, rogs, and yooberz
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Tim’s search history be like
Recent bsky searches that are various forms of Alf hog
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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a youtube comment: "I heard this in the Denver international airport bathroom. it was a very sad piss"
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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A guy angrily looking and pointing at himself in the mirror
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Don't Care if something good happened to you meme
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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this could be us but you playin’
Bong Joon Ho making his Oscars kiss
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Tai from Clueless saying, "I don't know, like, stuuuufff
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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us @ the moon tonight
Two tweets from David Lynch. One saying "This weekend I'm going to try to find out of I'm connected to the moon" followed by one 3 days later saying "I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon"
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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picture her in a little red beret
Luka, a yellow lab mix, smiling at the camera
November 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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and ongoing bit between me and my ex is that our dog is a staunch conservative bc she’s originally from Kentucky

now I’m picturing her catatonic in a red beret and it never gets old
Texts from D: How does Luka feel about Zohran's win? I know she was pulling for Sliwa
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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you mean……. oh god
Poster for Homeward Bound
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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well hopefully you get 10 today so you can seize the means of profucktion 😏
The rest of the insane copy pasta that says if you get 10 of these back you can seize the means of profucktion
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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needless to say, friends are amped this morning 💦🍆
An insane copy pasta about Mamdani winning
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM