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Mike ofc we don't discriminate, unless...
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
you're hired!
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
we can all be dreamers, can't we?
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
full transparency, it's just a padded room with a TV blasting and a few chaperones. still working out the kinks.
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
where?
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
yes ofc
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
that honestly sounds like such a fun sidequest
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
ughhhh go birds
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
yes and yes
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
childcare in the back
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
YOU CAN LEAVE WHENEVER YOU WANT, SCOTTY
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
"You will pull a little strip of paper out of your asshole soon"
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Thomas Yelp
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
people read that and were like "i can't wait for the sequel"
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
if only this truth had come to light before the election
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Slacey.
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
HELLO NEW YORK, WE ARE DEATH THROUPLE!!!
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
thank god
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM