d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
writer sometimes. clown always. she/her.
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
· Mar 11
wish i could be cool and mysterious but unfortunately i can't shut the fuck up
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Bluesky, how big is your box of old cables? If you know you know.
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Bluesky, how big is your box of old cables? If you know you know.
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let me know if you grow weary of my antics so i can think of new, even more annoying antics
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
let me know if you grow weary of my antics so i can think of new, even more annoying antics
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Brain's closed, for the love of God
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Brain's closed, for the love of God
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if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
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they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
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[watching a musical]
god, please don’t let it be another song…
god, please don’t let it be another song…
November 2, 2024 at 1:43 AM
[watching a musical]
god, please don’t let it be another song…
god, please don’t let it be another song…
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If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
reading poetry and crying on the couch, just as my ancestors imagined their bloodline to flow
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
reading poetry and crying on the couch, just as my ancestors imagined their bloodline to flow
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bluesky loves to tell you their own spin on your joke, which is fine, but they are also very dedicated to making sure they don’t check the replies to see if 12 other people already made that same joke first
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
bluesky loves to tell you their own spin on your joke, which is fine, but they are also very dedicated to making sure they don’t check the replies to see if 12 other people already made that same joke first
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menthols are proof that lungs have tastebuds
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
menthols are proof that lungs have tastebuds
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I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
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they should make a ghost of christmas pizza
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
they should make a ghost of christmas pizza
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I’m not celebrating Toyotathon this year, so don’t even think about wishing me Happy Honda Days
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I’m not celebrating Toyotathon this year, so don’t even think about wishing me Happy Honda Days
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(peering through my blinds) those motherfuckers better not come a wassailing
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
(peering through my blinds) those motherfuckers better not come a wassailing
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who was the first telegraph shitposter. what was it. stuff like "bloop bloop my good man she S on my OS until i MayDay stop"
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
who was the first telegraph shitposter. what was it. stuff like "bloop bloop my good man she S on my OS until i MayDay stop"
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
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Breaking Bad is different from what I remember
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Breaking Bad is different from what I remember
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more people have seen me taking a shit in my dreams than irl by a factor of 83:1, time to call in a wellness check on my subconscious
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
more people have seen me taking a shit in my dreams than irl by a factor of 83:1, time to call in a wellness check on my subconscious
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if there's an afterlife i hope they let me sit on the heavenly throne and scroll my feeds
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
if there's an afterlife i hope they let me sit on the heavenly throne and scroll my feeds
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do you think rfk jrs dick is more like a pork rind or a bully stick
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
do you think rfk jrs dick is more like a pork rind or a bully stick
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fellas, find you a girl who won’t sacrifice anything at all for you
bro I ain't risking a tummyache for him
November 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
fellas, find you a girl who won’t sacrifice anything at all for you
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if i ate the plums that were in the icebox i wouldn’t tell anyone. fuck you
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
if i ate the plums that were in the icebox i wouldn’t tell anyone. fuck you