Mentoch
@mentoch.bsky.social
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This thread has lived rent free in my head for almost a decade. In fact, I think I pay it rent.
January 5, 2026 at 4:06 AM
This thread has lived rent free in my head for almost a decade. In fact, I think I pay it rent.
Special kind of crazy to say "if you'd given me the Nobel Peace Prize you would be president after I invaded your country"
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
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“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Special kind of crazy to say "if you'd given me the Nobel Peace Prize you would be president after I invaded your country"
The season reset in MTG and I got bumped back to gold tier, and I cannot express how bad gold tier constructed is.
Half the games are essentially free wins because the guy opposite you are completely morons or are playing a pile of cards rather than a deck.
Half the games are essentially free wins because the guy opposite you are completely morons or are playing a pile of cards rather than a deck.
January 5, 2026 at 12:58 AM
The season reset in MTG and I got bumped back to gold tier, and I cannot express how bad gold tier constructed is.
Half the games are essentially free wins because the guy opposite you are completely morons or are playing a pile of cards rather than a deck.
Half the games are essentially free wins because the guy opposite you are completely morons or are playing a pile of cards rather than a deck.
A pitiful touchdown celebration by the Broncos.
If you're gonna do some kinda alley-oop celebration you gotta connect with it.
If you're gonna do some kinda alley-oop celebration you gotta connect with it.
January 4, 2026 at 9:49 PM
A pitiful touchdown celebration by the Broncos.
If you're gonna do some kinda alley-oop celebration you gotta connect with it.
If you're gonna do some kinda alley-oop celebration you gotta connect with it.
The uniforms the Texans are wearing are an abomination.
January 4, 2026 at 8:32 PM
The uniforms the Texans are wearing are an abomination.
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Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally
January 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally
The keep sending push notifications about this garbage.
There can't be anyone who actually wants that, and frankly I can't imagine almost anyone even clicks on it at this point
There can't be anyone who actually wants that, and frankly I can't imagine almost anyone even clicks on it at this point
Here’s just a handful of the teams Bo Bichette has signed with so far this offseason, according to the geniuses at this bullshit site Google constantly promotes @twsnsports.bsky.social
January 4, 2026 at 5:39 PM
The keep sending push notifications about this garbage.
There can't be anyone who actually wants that, and frankly I can't imagine almost anyone even clicks on it at this point
There can't be anyone who actually wants that, and frankly I can't imagine almost anyone even clicks on it at this point
WrestleKingdom thread
Skipped the opening stuff just doing the top 3.
That Aaron Wolf debut went just about as well as could be hoped.
Dudes got it.
Skipped the opening stuff just doing the top 3.
That Aaron Wolf debut went just about as well as could be hoped.
Dudes got it.
January 4, 2026 at 5:24 PM
WrestleKingdom thread
Skipped the opening stuff just doing the top 3.
That Aaron Wolf debut went just about as well as could be hoped.
Dudes got it.
Skipped the opening stuff just doing the top 3.
That Aaron Wolf debut went just about as well as could be hoped.
Dudes got it.
This is revolting. Can't steal teams from other places then wear uniforms like nothing happened.
Please enjoy these photos of a real NHL hockey game in 2026. 🐋⚜️ #Nordiques #Whalers 😍😍😍
January 4, 2026 at 2:09 AM
This is revolting. Can't steal teams from other places then wear uniforms like nothing happened.
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Sometimes the timeline just lays it up for ya
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Sometimes the timeline just lays it up for ya
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oh my god he posted so many action shots from the makeshift mar a lago situation room and they were just looking at tweets together on a gigantic screen
January 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
oh my god he posted so many action shots from the makeshift mar a lago situation room and they were just looking at tweets together on a gigantic screen
I can't believe after this guy lost the most embarrassing election loss of my lifetime, and we still have to have him around.
Why haven't the Tories fired this prick already?
Why haven't the Tories fired this prick already?
This is a dangerous and irresponsible response.
Cheering the illegal abduction of a foreign head of state and celebrating U.S. control over another country is wrong.
Canada cannot pick & choose when international law applies. If the rules only matter when it’s convenient, they don’t protect anyone
Cheering the illegal abduction of a foreign head of state and celebrating U.S. control over another country is wrong.
Canada cannot pick & choose when international law applies. If the rules only matter when it’s convenient, they don’t protect anyone
January 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I can't believe after this guy lost the most embarrassing election loss of my lifetime, and we still have to have him around.
Why haven't the Tories fired this prick already?
Why haven't the Tories fired this prick already?
Seems like you shouldn't be allowed to bet on regime change.
A side story is there’s a ton of insider trading on these prediction markets. New accounts making hundreds of thousands on their first and only trade, that maduro would be ousted. Seems like insider trading is legal if not encouraged on these platforms
January 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Seems like you shouldn't be allowed to bet on regime change.
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it's time to admit that osama bin laden won a total victory over the united states
January 3, 2026 at 10:40 AM
it's time to admit that osama bin laden won a total victory over the united states
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Not to piss in everyone’s corn flakes but i have not forgotten that Zohran Mamdani also called Maduro a dictator on the campaign trail for no real reason. Here’s a chance to prove whether he is actually something new
January 3, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Not to piss in everyone’s corn flakes but i have not forgotten that Zohran Mamdani also called Maduro a dictator on the campaign trail for no real reason. Here’s a chance to prove whether he is actually something new
Makes me look at Kamala campaigning with the Cheneys again.
RIP Dick Cheney, you would have finally found something to like about the Trump presidency (illegally overthrowing a government for oil)
January 3, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Makes me look at Kamala campaigning with the Cheneys again.
Come the fuck on
I have spoken with Secretary of State Marco Rubio and our Ambassador in Caracas. The EU is closely monitoring the situation in Venezuela.
The EU has repeatedly stated that Mr Maduro lacks legitimacy and has defended a peaceful transition. (1/2)
The EU has repeatedly stated that Mr Maduro lacks legitimacy and has defended a peaceful transition. (1/2)
January 3, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Come the fuck on
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Hell yah
Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
January 2, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Hell yah
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Here is the editor of Tablet agreeably reposting someone calling nonwhite NYC immigrants "worthless biotrash." It's astonishing how quickly this stuff has escaped containment
January 2, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Here is the editor of Tablet agreeably reposting someone calling nonwhite NYC immigrants "worthless biotrash." It's astonishing how quickly this stuff has escaped containment
They aren't actually gonna make spinoffs of this show right?
I cannot remember a final season of a show that has had LESS buzz than Stranger Things.
I cannot remember a final season of a show that has had LESS buzz than Stranger Things.
Is anyone really this invested in the mythology of this world like this? The finale was fine after a couple of pretty rocky seasons, but the best stuff in the finale BY FAR was the kids all being together. I just don’t care about Vecna or the Mind Flayer or any of that.
January 2, 2026 at 5:31 AM
They aren't actually gonna make spinoffs of this show right?
I cannot remember a final season of a show that has had LESS buzz than Stranger Things.
I cannot remember a final season of a show that has had LESS buzz than Stranger Things.
Amazing to not delete the post, after preceding with "sorry but I absolutely had to bring this over"
I guess you didn't buddy.
I guess you didn't buddy.
January 2, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Amazing to not delete the post, after preceding with "sorry but I absolutely had to bring this over"
I guess you didn't buddy.
I guess you didn't buddy.
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Things are going great on The Everything App with MechaHitler in charge.
January 2, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Things are going great on The Everything App with MechaHitler in charge.
Its really amazing that for a service owned by a search engine, that YouTube has literally never had a working search function in the entire time I've used it.
January 2, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Its really amazing that for a service owned by a search engine, that YouTube has literally never had a working search function in the entire time I've used it.