I go by Rob
@papashot.bsky.social
The hog of the forsaken, he is the pork of crime.
Malort is only 35% ABV? Honestly bumping it up to a cool 45 might expand its audience.
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Malort is only 35% ABV? Honestly bumping it up to a cool 45 might expand its audience.
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 AM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Jerry Jones out there looking like a gotdang pot roast
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Jerry Jones out there looking like a gotdang pot roast
We have never been more back
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
We have never been more back
A problem I assume is specific to me: I can never remember if Chianti ends in an i or an e, and it’s all because my brain can only hear it in Hannibal Lecter voice, pronouncing it insanely
November 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
A problem I assume is specific to me: I can never remember if Chianti ends in an i or an e, and it’s all because my brain can only hear it in Hannibal Lecter voice, pronouncing it insanely
Seahawks game stupid drunk
November 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Seahawks game stupid drunk
Anybody got recommendations for ordering delivery in Anaheim?
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Anybody got recommendations for ordering delivery in Anaheim?
Banged out the Saturday nytxw in 5:35. That’s faster than my best *Friday* time.
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Banged out the Saturday nytxw in 5:35. That’s faster than my best *Friday* time.
This is the worst fucking football game I’ve ever seen
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
This is the worst fucking football game I’ve ever seen
Excuse me Carolina Hurricanes netminder Frederik Anderson, where is pee stored?
November 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Excuse me Carolina Hurricanes netminder Frederik Anderson, where is pee stored?
So little drama tonight MSNBC is carrying Mikie’s whole speech
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
So little drama tonight MSNBC is carrying Mikie’s whole speech
Horton so open I legit thought WFT forgot to put someone on him.
November 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Horton so open I legit thought WFT forgot to put someone on him.
Worried about that INT holding up. Arm maybe came down OB before the second toe tapped.
November 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Worried about that INT holding up. Arm maybe came down OB before the second toe tapped.
Lmao. Books stop taking action on a UFC fight when money floods in on a +220 underdog to win in the first and then that’s exactly what happens. Good night to fix a fight I guess.
November 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Lmao. Books stop taking action on a UFC fight when money floods in on a +220 underdog to win in the first and then that’s exactly what happens. Good night to fix a fight I guess.
I would welcome a BlueJays win if Kershaw comes in to take the L
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I would welcome a BlueJays win if Kershaw comes in to take the L
In Quebec they call him Trois Oui-Sauvage
November 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
In Quebec they call him Trois Oui-Sauvage
Toronto dorks had me convinced the series was over. Not even close!
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Toronto dorks had me convinced the series was over. Not even close!
Parental advisory: check your kids’ candy hauls for Reese’s Take 5, then steal a couple. They’re good as hell.
November 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Parental advisory: check your kids’ candy hauls for Reese’s Take 5, then steal a couple. They’re good as hell.
Runner is down, get a move on
November 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Runner is down, get a move on
Gorrilaz have not aged well
Statler & Waldorf field goal intimidation at Maryland
November 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Gorrilaz have not aged well
Some friends are hosting families for pre-trick-or-treating tomorrow. Someone is bringing taco meat, the hosts are providing tortillas, we have been tasked with taco toppings. AITA for thinking we are being tasked with the most labor intensive (and possibly most expensive) assignment?
October 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Some friends are hosting families for pre-trick-or-treating tomorrow. Someone is bringing taco meat, the hosts are providing tortillas, we have been tasked with taco toppings. AITA for thinking we are being tasked with the most labor intensive (and possibly most expensive) assignment?
Lmao that Jeff Landry is taking away football coach hiring powers away from Scott Woodward. As an alum I’m sure that’s killing him. OTOH, and under know circumstances do you have to hand it to Jeff Landry, Scott did hire a real bastard that everyone hated!
October 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Lmao that Jeff Landry is taking away football coach hiring powers away from Scott Woodward. As an alum I’m sure that’s killing him. OTOH, and under know circumstances do you have to hand it to Jeff Landry, Scott did hire a real bastard that everyone hated!
Kinda hope this goes 7 games now so history remembers it as the 8-game World Series
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Kinda hope this goes 7 games now so history remembers it as the 8-game World Series