I go by Rob
@papashot.bsky.social
The hog of the forsaken, he is the pork of crime.
The Seahawks are in the mf’in SUPER BOWL
January 26, 2026 at 3:11 PM
The Seahawks are in the mf’in SUPER BOWL
Good night, Bow Down to Washington, abolish ICE
Good night, Anchor Down, Abolish ICE
Goodnight, EMAW, Abolish ICE.
January 26, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Good night, Bow Down to Washington, abolish ICE
Anybody got some good Seahawks postgame content? Post those links plz, I’m not ready to go to bed. I need to drink it all up.
January 26, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Anybody got some good Seahawks postgame content? Post those links plz, I’m not ready to go to bed. I need to drink it all up.
If anyone has Super Bowl tix in hand but doesn’t want to go, hmu. I won’t tell you my budget, but I’ll pay something fair.
January 26, 2026 at 4:39 AM
If anyone has Super Bowl tix in hand but doesn’t want to go, hmu. I won’t tell you my budget, but I’ll pay something fair.
This kinda rhymes with Malcom Butler’s “we saw it on tape and we ran it in practice” so you know what? lol let’s just rectify that.
McVay on the final Rams' 4th down fail:
"They kinda lucked into having two guys peel on Kyren right there. I know that can't be part of their design. So it was a fortuitous bust by them. But they are an excellent team. ... They earned the win and they are NFC champs for a reason."
"They kinda lucked into having two guys peel on Kyren right there. I know that can't be part of their design. So it was a fortuitous bust by them. But they are an excellent team. ... They earned the win and they are NFC champs for a reason."
January 26, 2026 at 4:08 AM
This kinda rhymes with Malcom Butler’s “we saw it on tape and we ran it in practice” so you know what? lol let’s just rectify that.
They heard me and summoned the old ones.
I am straight up not having a good time! Seahawks, I know you can hear me: TIME TO ENGAGE THE DEVIL MAGIC.
January 26, 2026 at 3:05 AM
They heard me and summoned the old ones.
I AM GOING TO BUY SUPERBOWL TIX ON HBTIX.COM OR WHATEVER THAT SCAM IS CALLED BUT THRYBWONT SCAM ME CUZ IM BUILT DIFFERENT
January 26, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I AM GOING TO BUY SUPERBOWL TIX ON HBTIX.COM OR WHATEVER THAT SCAM IS CALLED BUT THRYBWONT SCAM ME CUZ IM BUILT DIFFERENT
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE. Nobody can touch us we are golden fucking gods.
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 AM
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE. Nobody can touch us we are golden fucking gods.
THE SEAHAWKS HAVE THE LATHE OF HEAVEN. GET OFF YOUR ASSES AND BUY SOME OAKEN FURNITURE.
January 26, 2026 at 1:29 AM
THE SEAHAWKS HAVE THE LATHE OF HEAVEN. GET OFF YOUR ASSES AND BUY SOME OAKEN FURNITURE.
I HAVE NEVER SAID A SINGLE THING TO DOUBT SAM DARNOLD OR KLINT KUBIAK. DONT BOTHER LOOKING FOR ONE.
January 26, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I HAVE NEVER SAID A SINGLE THING TO DOUBT SAM DARNOLD OR KLINT KUBIAK. DONT BOTHER LOOKING FOR ONE.
This is a really good football game and I fucking HATE IT. Plz give me the BULLSHIT GAME. The one where the Seahawks COAST EASILY.
January 26, 2026 at 12:56 AM
This is a really good football game and I fucking HATE IT. Plz give me the BULLSHIT GAME. The one where the Seahawks COAST EASILY.
I am straight up not having a good time! Seahawks, I know you can hear me: TIME TO ENGAGE THE DEVIL MAGIC.
January 26, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I am straight up not having a good time! Seahawks, I know you can hear me: TIME TO ENGAGE THE DEVIL MAGIC.
Just legit giggling omfg
January 26, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Just legit giggling omfg
Getting that K9 ankle break of Speights tattooed on my brain.
January 26, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Getting that K9 ankle break of Speights tattooed on my brain.
I tried to told em!
This isn’t post hoc reasoning, I promise… those three points would’ve been valuable.
January 25, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I tried to told em!
This isn’t post hoc reasoning, I promise… those three points would’ve been valuable.
January 25, 2026 at 8:55 PM
This isn’t post hoc reasoning, I promise… those three points would’ve been valuable.
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Laz Diaz:
this formation has always looked like home plate to me
January 25, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Laz Diaz:
Laz Diaz:
this formation has always looked like home plate to me
January 25, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Laz Diaz:
Has anyone ever ordered custom stained glass? I don’t want a window, I want a portrait more or less (ok I want the Andrew WK album cover from I Get Wet). Anyone have a rec for this?
January 25, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Has anyone ever ordered custom stained glass? I don’t want a window, I want a portrait more or less (ok I want the Andrew WK album cover from I Get Wet). Anyone have a rec for this?
Shut the government down until the White House submits a rescission package for ICE funding.
One irony here: a shutdown won't shut down ICE or the Border Patrol, which got massive infusion of money last year in the GOP's 'One Big Beautiful Bill,' and the White House would surely deem these operations 'essential.'
January 25, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Shut the government down until the White House submits a rescission package for ICE funding.
“We need more images showing the compassion of ICE officers”
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A real fucking trash human being who whines about losing a media war when the government is waging a kinetic war against its own people.
January 25, 2026 at 12:40 AM
“We need more images showing the compassion of ICE officers”
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Felony murder is ass but if it’s on the books in MN, make sure everyone who touched him gets a murder rap before the shots were fired get thrown in jail for the rest of their lives too.
January 24, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Felony murder is ass but if it’s on the books in MN, make sure everyone who touched him gets a murder rap before the shots were fired get thrown in jail for the rest of their lives too.
Love you all and desperately hoping you all stay safe. Need to take a break from all this heartache and fucking go to Costco. Chicken bakes won’t fix anything, but they won’t hurt either.
January 24, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Love you all and desperately hoping you all stay safe. Need to take a break from all this heartache and fucking go to Costco. Chicken bakes won’t fix anything, but they won’t hurt either.
Still haven’t heard Dokoupil pronounced out loud and I hope I never do.
/Jeremy Irons voice "Tony Dokoupil."
January 24, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Still haven’t heard Dokoupil pronounced out loud and I hope I never do.
Man, Dostal is not fooled by any of these one timers. Kraken are so close but they need to send guys near the crease.
January 24, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Man, Dostal is not fooled by any of these one timers. Kraken are so close but they need to send guys near the crease.