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· Jan 19
If I see you insulting or being an asshole to someone to whom you are a rando jumping in their mentions, I'm blocking you just on principle.
We came here specifically to get away from losers like you and the whole Dunk Culture.
We came here specifically to get away from losers like you and the whole Dunk Culture.
Let me tell you a story about a school that was the worst team in a major conference for 40 years and then came one win short of playing for a national championship...
What's the best thing you've read so far that explains why Indiana FB is able to kick so much ass this season, despite the Blue Chip theory and most other conventional wisdom saying they shouldn't?
Besides "Cignetti is an unsmiling demon lord of darkness who also knows ball"
Besides "Cignetti is an unsmiling demon lord of darkness who also knows ball"
January 3, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Let me tell you a story about a school that was the worst team in a major conference for 40 years and then came one win short of playing for a national championship...
here's an idea
why don't you contact those companies on Twitter and get a quick response to "why are you still on Twitter?"
why don't you contact those companies on Twitter and get a quick response to "why are you still on Twitter?"
Some of them literally don't have phone numbers or online chat at all, some you're waiting in a long queue on call for hours when Twitter response is rapid, and then you can actually send screenshots of the problems you're having with their apps, websites, orders, account login, etc
January 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
here's an idea
why don't you contact those companies on Twitter and get a quick response to "why are you still on Twitter?"
why don't you contact those companies on Twitter and get a quick response to "why are you still on Twitter?"
Listen, I am pretty fucking smart and the American public should not give a fuck about my opinion on many things because THERE ARE MANY THINGS ABOUT WHICH I AM NOT AN EXPERT
Bari Weiss’s CBS News directly attacking academics, subject matter experts, in the promo for her new CBS Evening News.
January 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Listen, I am pretty fucking smart and the American public should not give a fuck about my opinion on many things because THERE ARE MANY THINGS ABOUT WHICH I AM NOT AN EXPERT
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7 out of the 8 teams that earned byes to the quarterfinals in the 12-team CFP era have now lost.
January 2, 2026 at 4:59 AM
7 out of the 8 teams that earned byes to the quarterfinals in the 12-team CFP era have now lost.
this is apparently a neutral good house but as a textbook chaotic neutral I think I'm gonna go rearrange everyone's bed
How do yall have your beds set up???
I’m true neutral.
I’m true neutral.
January 2, 2026 at 3:49 AM
this is apparently a neutral good house but as a textbook chaotic neutral I think I'm gonna go rearrange everyone's bed
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
(a) a taxi driver doing 20 over the wrong way on a one-way street blasting out into a main artery or
(b) a jumpy cop who woke me up when I was taking an emergency nap in a rest area
(a) a taxi driver doing 20 over the wrong way on a one-way street blasting out into a main artery or
(b) a jumpy cop who woke me up when I was taking an emergency nap in a rest area
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
Hi, I’m a rip tide hiding under a Class IV whitewater rapid on the Yampa River.
Hi, I’m a rip tide hiding under a Class IV whitewater rapid on the Yampa River.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
Hi:
Hi:
January 2, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
(a) a taxi driver doing 20 over the wrong way on a one-way street blasting out into a main artery or
(b) a jumpy cop who woke me up when I was taking an emergency nap in a rest area
(a) a taxi driver doing 20 over the wrong way on a one-way street blasting out into a main artery or
(b) a jumpy cop who woke me up when I was taking an emergency nap in a rest area
The Two Towers
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 2:38 AM
The Two Towers
and yes i did sleep through UO/TTU and IU/UA leave me alone I don't feel good
January 2, 2026 at 2:36 AM
and yes i did sleep through UO/TTU and IU/UA leave me alone I don't feel good
indiana did WHAT to alabama?
January 2, 2026 at 2:34 AM
indiana did WHAT to alabama?
I think part of the problem is that really dumb people view things like racism and mocking the poor and wanting to profit off others while doing nothing as "political" when they're actually personality traits.
My take today is the same as it was ten years ago when these stories started coming out.
Why on earth should someone’s politics/worldview NOT be a huge part of your evaluation of them?
It’s difficult to the think of something more appropriate to judge a person by!
Why on earth should someone’s politics/worldview NOT be a huge part of your evaluation of them?
It’s difficult to the think of something more appropriate to judge a person by!
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I think part of the problem is that really dumb people view things like racism and mocking the poor and wanting to profit off others while doing nothing as "political" when they're actually personality traits.
I occasionally like to remind humanity that in 1984-85 there was a comedy on CBS called E/R which failed despite having in its cast Elliott Gould, Mary McDonnell, Conchata Ferrell, Lynne Moody, Karen Black, Jason Alexander, and some guy named George Clooney
December 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I occasionally like to remind humanity that in 1984-85 there was a comedy on CBS called E/R which failed despite having in its cast Elliott Gould, Mary McDonnell, Conchata Ferrell, Lynne Moody, Karen Black, Jason Alexander, and some guy named George Clooney
Apropos of nothing, just an excuse for a little rant:
I'm not talking statistically, I'm talking realistically: that was not a touchdown pass. The quarterback's contribution to those six points was minimal. That was 99% the receiver balling out.
I'm not talking statistically, I'm talking realistically: that was not a touchdown pass. The quarterback's contribution to those six points was minimal. That was 99% the receiver balling out.
December 31, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Apropos of nothing, just an excuse for a little rant:
I'm not talking statistically, I'm talking realistically: that was not a touchdown pass. The quarterback's contribution to those six points was minimal. That was 99% the receiver balling out.
I'm not talking statistically, I'm talking realistically: that was not a touchdown pass. The quarterback's contribution to those six points was minimal. That was 99% the receiver balling out.
USC's team orthopaedist is going to be able to retire after fixing all of those broken ankles
December 31, 2025 at 5:53 AM
USC's team orthopaedist is going to be able to retire after fixing all of those broken ankles
The only person who got mad at me on here all year was entirely 100% justified
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The only person who got mad at me on here all year was entirely 100% justified
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The kids probably don't remember when Bari Weiss tweeted "Immigrants: They get the job done" after Mirai Nagasu (not an immigrant) landed a triple axel in the Olympics
December 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The kids probably don't remember when Bari Weiss tweeted "Immigrants: They get the job done" after Mirai Nagasu (not an immigrant) landed a triple axel in the Olympics
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Saw a post advocating for longer character limits on here and have you fucking seen a Bill Ackman tweet? Get that evil away from me.
December 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Saw a post advocating for longer character limits on here and have you fucking seen a Bill Ackman tweet? Get that evil away from me.
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AI sloppers (is that a term?) crying that their prompts are being stolen is more beautiful than anything AI could produce
December 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
AI sloppers (is that a term?) crying that their prompts are being stolen is more beautiful than anything AI could produce
Dear god, Colorado lost to Northern Colorado for the first time since 1936
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Dear god, Colorado lost to Northern Colorado for the first time since 1936
It's wild to me that I, a guy who used to be able to recognize the name of a relief pitcher who got called up to pitch 2/3 of an inning as his entire big league career, don't even recognize guys who've been around for half a decade now
December 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It's wild to me that I, a guy who used to be able to recognize the name of a relief pitcher who got called up to pitch 2/3 of an inning as his entire big league career, don't even recognize guys who've been around for half a decade now
White gravy.
Even if ketchup IS available, give me white gravy and we're gucci.
Even if ketchup IS available, give me white gravy and we're gucci.
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
White gravy.
Even if ketchup IS available, give me white gravy and we're gucci.
Even if ketchup IS available, give me white gravy and we're gucci.
Noting the mention of an SB Nation writer in attendance, I'll just note that a lot of us can't get credentialed at the schools we cover, so we can't get to the post-game availability.
That doesn't excuse the AP or the local TV people, though.
That doesn't excuse the AP or the local TV people, though.
December 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Noting the mention of an SB Nation writer in attendance, I'll just note that a lot of us can't get credentialed at the schools we cover, so we can't get to the post-game availability.
That doesn't excuse the AP or the local TV people, though.
That doesn't excuse the AP or the local TV people, though.
Prompt, so you can suffer with me:
What's a food you just LOVE the smell of while it's cooking, but you're totally meh about actually eating it?
There's a peach cobbler in the oven right now. I wish there could be a peach cobbler in the oven every day, but I don't like peach cobbler.
What's a food you just LOVE the smell of while it's cooking, but you're totally meh about actually eating it?
There's a peach cobbler in the oven right now. I wish there could be a peach cobbler in the oven every day, but I don't like peach cobbler.
December 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Prompt, so you can suffer with me:
What's a food you just LOVE the smell of while it's cooking, but you're totally meh about actually eating it?
There's a peach cobbler in the oven right now. I wish there could be a peach cobbler in the oven every day, but I don't like peach cobbler.
What's a food you just LOVE the smell of while it's cooking, but you're totally meh about actually eating it?
There's a peach cobbler in the oven right now. I wish there could be a peach cobbler in the oven every day, but I don't like peach cobbler.
Throwing on first and goal from the 0.18 yard line is cowardice
December 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Throwing on first and goal from the 0.18 yard line is cowardice
2025: I continued my streak of not murdering some motherfuckers who probably deserved it
2026: the remote possibility of not encountering any motherfuckers that deserve it
2026: the remote possibility of not encountering any motherfuckers that deserve it
Vibe boost: what’s something you’re proud of from 2025 and something you’re excited about for 2026?
December 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
2025: I continued my streak of not murdering some motherfuckers who probably deserved it
2026: the remote possibility of not encountering any motherfuckers that deserve it
2026: the remote possibility of not encountering any motherfuckers that deserve it