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@jonfmorse.com
· Jan 19
If I see you insulting or being an asshole to someone to whom you are a rando jumping in their mentions, I'm blocking you just on principle.
We came here specifically to get away from losers like you and the whole Dunk Culture.
We came here specifically to get away from losers like you and the whole Dunk Culture.
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Thankfully for them, that loss will be paid out in $15 increments for the next 40 million years at a low interest rate.
Klarna stock collapses after sinking to $273mn loss ft.trib.al/C1BIDMB
Klarna stock collapses after sinking to $273mn loss
Swedish fintech’s share price has plummeted by two-thirds since September IPO
ft.trib.al
February 19, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Thankfully for them, that loss will be paid out in $15 increments for the next 40 million years at a low interest rate.
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okay really though it's time to leave substack
February 19, 2026 at 12:55 PM
okay really though it's time to leave substack
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Roman Polanski flying back to America so he doesn’t get extradited to Europe.
February 19, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Roman Polanski flying back to America so he doesn’t get extradited to Europe.
yeah, fuck those carbs, I’ll set my mouth on fire this way
February 19, 2026 at 8:22 AM
yeah, fuck those carbs, I’ll set my mouth on fire this way
lol at the last person who blocked me
February 19, 2026 at 7:43 AM
lol at the last person who blocked me
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Kim Yong-hyun has been sentenced to 30 years in prison.
February 19, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Kim Yong-hyun has been sentenced to 30 years in prison.
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Yoon Suk-yeol has been sentenced to life imprisonment.
February 19, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Yoon Suk-yeol has been sentenced to life imprisonment.
that’s right nobody should read A Wizard of Earthsea
Meanwhile, on threads, which actually is like what people on twitter think bluesky is like, a "teacher, author, poet" speaks...
February 18, 2026 at 5:23 PM
that’s right nobody should read A Wizard of Earthsea
tfw your wife makes you go to a doctor appt that she fucked up putting in the calendar because it was supposed to be on March 18
February 18, 2026 at 5:17 PM
tfw your wife makes you go to a doctor appt that she fucked up putting in the calendar because it was supposed to be on March 18
in before Jerome Tang claims K-State will be coached by ChatGPT
Coworker Laid Off Solely For Performance-Related Reasons Warns AI Coming For Everyone https://theonion.com/coworker-laid-off-solely-for-performance-related-reasons-warns-ai-coming-for-everyone/
February 18, 2026 at 5:12 PM
in before Jerome Tang claims K-State will be coached by ChatGPT
Somebody's going a good job today. I got a follower notification and by the time I clicked on it the account was already deleted.
February 17, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Somebody's going a good job today. I got a follower notification and by the time I clicked on it the account was already deleted.
As I have repeatedly said over the years: the purpose of debate is not and has never been to convince your opponent. It is and always has been to convince your audience.
Debate Kids all know this.
Debate Kids all know this.
The secret to engaging in social media debate is knowing you will never win anyone over. The best you can hope for is to have people who already agree with tell you you're awesome. You might great a dopamine thrill from the righteousness of your anger! Fine benefits, all. But you will never win.
February 17, 2026 at 1:36 PM
As I have repeatedly said over the years: the purpose of debate is not and has never been to convince your opponent. It is and always has been to convince your audience.
Debate Kids all know this.
Debate Kids all know this.
TIL that the audio track of this video was a song called "Invasion of the Gabber Robots" by Kansas City DJ Jeff Roberts, who was a member of the band The Laziest Men on Mars
February 17, 2026 at 5:34 AM
TIL that the audio track of this video was a song called "Invasion of the Gabber Robots" by Kansas City DJ Jeff Roberts, who was a member of the band The Laziest Men on Mars
In today's "this is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever heard," an account on X which I'm not altogether sure is or is not the Locked on Big 12 account claims Brad Underwood is going to leave Illinois and take over K-State immediately.
You know, 21-5 Probably A Three Seed Illinois.
You know, 21-5 Probably A Three Seed Illinois.
February 16, 2026 at 5:50 PM
In today's "this is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever heard," an account on X which I'm not altogether sure is or is not the Locked on Big 12 account claims Brad Underwood is going to leave Illinois and take over K-State immediately.
You know, 21-5 Probably A Three Seed Illinois.
You know, 21-5 Probably A Three Seed Illinois.
it me, just casually throwing an incendiary device into the morning's discourse
February 16, 2026 at 4:48 PM
it me, just casually throwing an incendiary device into the morning's discourse
One of these things is not like the other.
FOX can't help themselves. They have to victim-blame even for something as essentially meaningless as sports.
FOX can't help themselves. They have to victim-blame even for something as essentially meaningless as sports.
February 16, 2026 at 4:32 AM
One of these things is not like the other.
FOX can't help themselves. They have to victim-blame even for something as essentially meaningless as sports.
FOX can't help themselves. They have to victim-blame even for something as essentially meaningless as sports.
Anyway, screw your discourse tonight. ALL ice cream is trash (because I can't have any right now)
February 16, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Anyway, screw your discourse tonight. ALL ice cream is trash (because I can't have any right now)
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Can't say nobody saw this coming, although we didn't expect it until after the season For Reasons.
But hey, it got Jon to write something about basketball.
But hey, it got Jon to write something about basketball.
Kansas State fires Jerome Tang | Bring On The Cats
Two failed NIL spending sprees and an unhinged rant led Kansas State to hit the eject button early on Jerome Tang.
www.bringonthecats.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Can't say nobody saw this coming, although we didn't expect it until after the season For Reasons.
But hey, it got Jon to write something about basketball.
But hey, it got Jon to write something about basketball.
I haven't been this aroused in a decade
BREAKING: Jerome Tang is out at Kansas State, source tells CBS Sports.
www.cbssports.com/college-bask...
www.cbssports.com/college-bask...
Kansas State fires Jerome Tang: Wildcats coach is out in fourth season just days after viral rant
Tang, who is owed more than $18 million, has struggled to win despite having a hefty NIL budget in recent years
www.cbssports.com
February 16, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I haven't been this aroused in a decade
With what did they fire him, and where? Was the sun involved? Will Scott Drew take him back?
One thing I know: someone had to have ponied up the buyout that wouldn't be as big if the paywall rumor mills hadn't manufactured a panic two years ago.
One thing I know: someone had to have ponied up the buyout that wouldn't be as big if the paywall rumor mills hadn't manufactured a panic two years ago.
BREAKING: Jerome Tang is out at Kansas State, source tells CBS Sports.
www.cbssports.com/college-bask...
www.cbssports.com/college-bask...
February 16, 2026 at 12:54 AM
With what did they fire him, and where? Was the sun involved? Will Scott Drew take him back?
One thing I know: someone had to have ponied up the buyout that wouldn't be as big if the paywall rumor mills hadn't manufactured a panic two years ago.
One thing I know: someone had to have ponied up the buyout that wouldn't be as big if the paywall rumor mills hadn't manufactured a panic two years ago.
Can we talk about how stupid Sacramento State in the MAC while Northern Illinois is in the MTN is, tho? Seriously?
February 15, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Can we talk about how stupid Sacramento State in the MAC while Northern Illinois is in the MTN is, tho? Seriously?
Few things are worse than falling asleep and packing an 8-hour dream into what ended up being one hour of sleep, and your brain being wide awake while your body and eyes are exhausted.
Glucose this morning: 104. It was 362 a month ago. I rock.
Glucose this morning: 104. It was 362 a month ago. I rock.
February 13, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Few things are worse than falling asleep and packing an 8-hour dream into what ended up being one hour of sleep, and your brain being wide awake while your body and eyes are exhausted.
Glucose this morning: 104. It was 362 a month ago. I rock.
Glucose this morning: 104. It was 362 a month ago. I rock.
Andy puts the caveat in that it can't be a "big hit everyone saw," but I'm going to claim an exception:
As a kid I got taken to see Star Wars when it was still in limited release (because theater owners *didn't want to show it and had to be bribed by bundling it with another movie*).
As a kid I got taken to see Star Wars when it was still in limited release (because theater owners *didn't want to show it and had to be bribed by bundling it with another movie*).
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 12, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Andy puts the caveat in that it can't be a "big hit everyone saw," but I'm going to claim an exception:
As a kid I got taken to see Star Wars when it was still in limited release (because theater owners *didn't want to show it and had to be bribed by bundling it with another movie*).
As a kid I got taken to see Star Wars when it was still in limited release (because theater owners *didn't want to show it and had to be bribed by bundling it with another movie*).
"Spock Amok" is one of the best episodes of Star Trek ever.
February 12, 2026 at 11:23 AM
"Spock Amok" is one of the best episodes of Star Trek ever.
Dr. Phil, sadly
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Dr. Phil, sadly