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If I see you insulting or being an asshole to someone to whom you are a rando jumping in their mentions, I'm blocking you just on principle.

We came here specifically to get away from losers like you and the whole Dunk Culture.
Repost with an iconic fictional band

There's literally one real musician on this stage, the whole thing was a work
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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It was 20-20 after Q1, but the K-State women exploded for an 89-61 win over Lamar at Bramlage.

Double-double for Jordan Speiser with 11p/10r, 20 for Taryn Sides, 18 for Izela Arenas, and 10 for Brandie Harrod.

Next is a Thursday vs South Dakota, the first half of a doubleheader (men play Cal late)
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My latest Discord quest was a 30-second Amazon Five Star Theater ad with Benedict Cumberbatch.

I don't think I needed a reward for watching that, but I'll take it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Al Cowlings is like "shit man I coulda gotten OJ outta there"
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Hi Pete. You don't need to post your screenshots from another site. You can just post here like normal.
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I see today's just gonna be one of those Good Court Days
BREAKING: We won!

Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years.

pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The thing about Kim Davis is this:

When you choose to serve the public as a functionary clerk, you do not GET to impose your religious beliefs on the citizenry.

If you do not wish to do things which might infringe on your religious beliefs, don't take a government position. It's pretty simple.
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The most important part of this ruling is that it means that worthless cow Kim Davis is still on the hook for the $360K in restitution she was ordered to pay a couple for refusing to issue them a marriage license.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court DECLINED to revisit its landmark ruling legalizing gay marriage in the United States.

For years, Democrats have fought to make marriage equality the law of the land. Today, the Supreme Court reaffirmed our vision of progress for all Americans.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"We're not going to win but at least we'll score some political points at the expense of millions of people"
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Another species no longer on the global Endangered list:
Humpback whales (Megaptera novaeangliae).

A few decades after a Star Trek movie where the central conflict was the total extinction of the humpback, their numbers are rising fast enough to put them at "Least Concern" on the IUCN Red List.
a man with a mustache says there be whales here in a dark room
Alt: Scotty from Star Trek Original Series (played by Jimmy Doohan) says there be whales here in a Klingon vessel's cargo hold.
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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The last time I saw something presented as a fait accompli by people unaccustomed to public pressure, only to generate this level of unanimous public outrage this quickly, was when Tennessee tried to hire Greg Schiano
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
tfw someone is listening to an audiobook on speaker at 2.5x
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Chuck Schumer = Jean-Sylvain Bailly tell me I'm wrong
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I cannot fucking believe the greatest team in NWSL history got themselves bounced in the fucking quarterfinals.

I now know how Mariners fans feel.
November 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Another nice night from PJ Haggerty, and some other folks helped out as the Cats shake off the jitters and roll over Bellarmine 98-71.

We're late again; sorry about that. We're working it out.
Kansas State Wildcats Assert Dominance over Bellarmine Knights 98-71 | Bring On The Cats
The Wildcats get another good game from PJ Haggerty (a double-double) and put together a complete, if not perfect, game.
www.bringonthecats.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The responses to Jeff make me once again feel the urge to announce my support for post-natal abortion.

"Why would you risk your career for $5k?" MF please, these are just the incidents the prosecution has them dead on.
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
after today's disaster vs Man City, I am refusing media availability for the forseeable future and ask that you please respect my family's privacy
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I never paid attention so today I learned that there was a national outcry over the fact that there was no pumpkin in pumpkin spice latte and ARE PEOPLE FUCKING STUPID?

PUMPKIN SPICE HAS NO PUMPKIN IN IT

PUMPKIN SPICE IS WHAT YOU PUT IN PUMPKIN
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Posted 20 years ago and just came across again:

My 9xgreat-GF (through my maternal grandmother) was David Hamilton Wemyss, who came to America in the early 1700s and changed the spelling to Weems. His oldest son James was my 8xGG; his *youngest* son... (1/2)
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
(and people who can afford it will give you money anyway)
don't ask for any kind of verification or reason or proof

just feed folks

feed your entire goddamn community and then do it again and again and look at that you've now got a whole community
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Oregon State should have considered gaining less yards
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Imagine your school is so bad they gave an 0-8 team their first win

And also a nationally known journalist spent two years arguing that your school couldn't possibly be left homeless due to conference realignment
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 AM
NAIA, only College of Idaho has clinched a playoff bid.
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 AM
In FCS, North Dakota State and Mercer are the only teams who've clinched playoff bids.
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 AM