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who asked you, hoss
Birmingham born, DMV bred, buttered in NorCal. He/him/hee/haw, DORES/Cal/WFT so don’t think I care whether i live or die
I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon.
(yes it's the Willie Perry mural)
Birmingham born, DMV bred, buttered in NorCal. He/him/hee/haw, DORES/Cal/WFT so don’t think I care whether i live or die
I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon.
(yes it's the Willie Perry mural)
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· Jul 30
Public service announcement: if you come into my mentions and no one I know follows you, the odds are high that you will get blocked for low-value comments
This account would be locked if I could, but if I can’t bar the door, I can sit on the porch with a Browning Sweet Sixteen and holler “GON GIT”
This account would be locked if I could, but if I can’t bar the door, I can sit on the porch with a Browning Sweet Sixteen and holler “GON GIT”
good afternoon @hodgepodge.bsky.social
I hope TJ Maxx never goes away because where else can you find treasures like this tumbler that connects VFLs to…..cacti?
December 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
good afternoon @hodgepodge.bsky.social
-me, January 2021
When the gabapentin and the vaccines hit and you can’t remember where you are.
December 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
-me, January 2021
RIP Magda who once saved me and my wife from an entire five pound pork shoulder not twenty minutes off the smoker
Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/
December 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
RIP Magda who once saved me and my wife from an entire five pound pork shoulder not twenty minutes off the smoker
Oh God I forgot the Riverbottom Nightmare Band was fucking PROG ROCK, what a load of old wank
December 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Oh God I forgot the Riverbottom Nightmare Band was fucking PROG ROCK, what a load of old wank
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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Genuinely think the “do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life” advice is the worst shit ever. No. Do not make your hobby your job. Now you’re working when you were relaxing
December 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Genuinely think the “do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life” advice is the worst shit ever. No. Do not make your hobby your job. Now you’re working when you were relaxing
Halfway through season 1 of ER
Goddamn, Anthony Edwards
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Halfway through season 1 of ER
One of my stocking stuffers was a one piece multi-tool. And when I say “multi” I mean “you can smoke weed out of it” multi-tool.
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December 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
One of my stocking stuffers was a one piece multi-tool. And when I say “multi” I mean “you can smoke weed out of it” multi-tool.
I can’t hear “White Christmas” now without remembering @ms8.bsky.social telling how the Cal band and football team bonded backstage over how creepy the “WHITE Christmas” show in front of them at Fiesta Texas was during the Aloha Bowl trip 30 years ago.
December 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I can’t hear “White Christmas” now without remembering @ms8.bsky.social telling how the Cal band and football team bonded backstage over how creepy the “WHITE Christmas” show in front of them at Fiesta Texas was during the Aloha Bowl trip 30 years ago.
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We deserve color on color.
Uniform matchup for the Rate Bowl.
We got color vs color y’all!
We got color vs color y’all!
December 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
We deserve color on color.
It’s too long to write “my wife’s ex-brother-in-law’s fiancée” so I’m just gonna call her my sister-out-law instead
Anyway, she got us (mainly me) a bag of Jamaica Blue Mountain beans, if @ms8.bsky.social is ever gonna be able tolerate the bitter/acid in coffee it’s now or never
Anyway, she got us (mainly me) a bag of Jamaica Blue Mountain beans, if @ms8.bsky.social is ever gonna be able tolerate the bitter/acid in coffee it’s now or never
December 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It’s too long to write “my wife’s ex-brother-in-law’s fiancée” so I’m just gonna call her my sister-out-law instead
Anyway, she got us (mainly me) a bag of Jamaica Blue Mountain beans, if @ms8.bsky.social is ever gonna be able tolerate the bitter/acid in coffee it’s now or never
Anyway, she got us (mainly me) a bag of Jamaica Blue Mountain beans, if @ms8.bsky.social is ever gonna be able tolerate the bitter/acid in coffee it’s now or never
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When the angels had left them and gone into heaven, the shepherds said to one another, “Let’s go to Bethlehem and see this thing that has happened, which the Lord has told us about.”
“You go on ahead,” Mark Cuban replied. “Someone is wrong on the Internet.”
“You go on ahead,” Mark Cuban replied. “Someone is wrong on the Internet.”
December 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
When the angels had left them and gone into heaven, the shepherds said to one another, “Let’s go to Bethlehem and see this thing that has happened, which the Lord has told us about.”
“You go on ahead,” Mark Cuban replied. “Someone is wrong on the Internet.”
“You go on ahead,” Mark Cuban replied. “Someone is wrong on the Internet.”
So as I predicted, named and claimed, I hit the Powerball tonight
Son of a bitch, did you know there are five other numbers you also had to hit??
Son of a bitch, did you know there are five other numbers you also had to hit??
December 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
So as I predicted, named and claimed, I hit the Powerball tonight
Son of a bitch, did you know there are five other numbers you also had to hit??
Son of a bitch, did you know there are five other numbers you also had to hit??
WOOOOOOOO NIL SOOEY
BREAKING: A Powerball player in Arkansas won a $1.817 billion jackpot on the heels of the Christmas holiday, ending the lottery game’s three-month stretch without a top-prize winner.
A Powerball player in Arkansas has won a $1.817 billion lottery jackpot
A Powerball player in Arkansas has snagged a $1.817 billion jackpot, ending the lottery’s three-month stretch without a winner.
bit.ly
December 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
WOOOOOOOO NIL SOOEY
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It is still SAVAGE that the nuns sing “How do you solve a problem like Maria” at her fucking WEDDING
It’s the “here comes Mr Asshole” meme but if they sang it at Scrooge’s funeral
It’s the “here comes Mr Asshole” meme but if they sang it at Scrooge’s funeral
December 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
It is still SAVAGE that the nuns sing “How do you solve a problem like Maria” at her fucking WEDDING
It’s the “here comes Mr Asshole” meme but if they sang it at Scrooge’s funeral
It’s the “here comes Mr Asshole” meme but if they sang it at Scrooge’s funeral
I mean, as a Cal fan, I can absolutely live with Nick Rolovich shitting the bed and Hawaii pulling off a storybook finish on Christmas Eve at home. Hopefully Lupoi will know better than to keep that fool around
December 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I mean, as a Cal fan, I can absolutely live with Nick Rolovich shitting the bed and Hawaii pulling off a storybook finish on Christmas Eve at home. Hopefully Lupoi will know better than to keep that fool around
Well, I’ve seen enough re: Rolovich
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Well, I’ve seen enough re: Rolovich
You don’t want that smoke with Hawaii
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
You don’t want that smoke with Hawaii
Pains me to say it but that was a brilliant catch
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Pains me to say it but that was a brilliant catch
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when the extended family asks what I’ve been up to
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
when the extended family asks what I’ve been up to
Hawaii’s QB has time to eat a sandwich and look at his DMs before throwing, what the Hell
December 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Hawaii’s QB has time to eat a sandwich and look at his DMs before throwing, what the Hell
And suddenly there was with the angel a couple or three of the heavenly host…
also our Mary hit Joseph with “you couldn’t make a reservation?” out loud on the mic
also our Mary hit Joseph with “you couldn’t make a reservation?” out loud on the mic
December 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
And suddenly there was with the angel a couple or three of the heavenly host…
also our Mary hit Joseph with “you couldn’t make a reservation?” out loud on the mic
also our Mary hit Joseph with “you couldn’t make a reservation?” out loud on the mic
Best bit of the service tonight was when the kids were up on stage to ask questions about Christmas, and one girl in a perfect more-a-comment-than-a-question tone said “we’re destroying the world.”
Be that as it may, God bless us every one. Merry Christmas y’all.
Be that as it may, God bless us every one. Merry Christmas y’all.
December 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Best bit of the service tonight was when the kids were up on stage to ask questions about Christmas, and one girl in a perfect more-a-comment-than-a-question tone said “we’re destroying the world.”
Be that as it may, God bless us every one. Merry Christmas y’all.
Be that as it may, God bless us every one. Merry Christmas y’all.
There’s great entertainment value in deploying the wise men in both descending order of height and ascending order of beard. If a six-year-old can look like he’s trying to buy booze, the kid with the myrrh certainly did
December 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
There’s great entertainment value in deploying the wise men in both descending order of height and ascending order of beard. If a six-year-old can look like he’s trying to buy booze, the kid with the myrrh certainly did
Show how my 2025 went?
December 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Show how my 2025 went?