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Amicos ubique habeo
“the personality of the honey badger, the conviction of Lex Luthor and the work ethic of the dog from Hee Haw.” Birmingham born, DMV bred, buttered in NorCal. He/him/hee/haw
@ms8.bsky.social tolerates my nonsense as a vocation ;]
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“the personality of the honey badger, the conviction of Lex Luthor and the work ethic of the dog from Hee Haw.” Birmingham born, DMV bred, buttered in NorCal. He/him/hee/haw
@ms8.bsky.social tolerates my nonsense as a vocation ;]
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI
@uncle6.org
· Jul 30
Public service announcement: if you come into my mentions and no one I know follows you, the odds are high that you will get blocked for low-value comments
This account would be locked if I could, but if I can’t bar the door, I can sit on the porch with a Browning Sweet Sixteen and holler “GON GIT”
This account would be locked if I could, but if I can’t bar the door, I can sit on the porch with a Browning Sweet Sixteen and holler “GON GIT”
If I could pick any one Olympic sport to be competent at, it would absolutely be snowboard cross. Like the freakin Silver Surfer on ice.
February 13, 2026 at 5:04 AM
If I could pick any one Olympic sport to be competent at, it would absolutely be snowboard cross. Like the freakin Silver Surfer on ice.
PAVIA AVENGED
THANK YOU LADIES
THANK YOU LADIES
February 13, 2026 at 3:41 AM
PAVIA AVENGED
THANK YOU LADIES
THANK YOU LADIES
THE SEX MACHINE @aeka.bsky.social
Richie Sexson
1B-LF-DH
Debut: 1997 - Retired: 2008
ARI - MIL - CLE - NYY - SEA
1B-LF-DH
Debut: 1997 - Retired: 2008
ARI - MIL - CLE - NYY - SEA
Richie Sexson at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Richie Sexson
baseball-reference.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:25 AM
THE SEX MACHINE @aeka.bsky.social
So if one has a military rank, an ecclesiastical title and a hereditary nobility, what is the correct order? Reverend Commodore Lord 6?
February 13, 2026 at 3:23 AM
So if one has a military rank, an ecclesiastical title and a hereditary nobility, what is the correct order? Reverend Commodore Lord 6?
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I wish I could tell you there was an easy shortcut you could employ to disable Face ID on your iPhone if you're approached by John Q. Law. But for that to happen, Apple's going to need to get involved: sixcolors.com/post/2026/02...
Apple should rethink Face ID settings for our current era
Through no fault of Apple, Face ID is having a moment — and not in a good way. Sure, the biometric security feature works as well as it ever does, using a face scan to unlock your iPhone, con…
sixcolors.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I wish I could tell you there was an easy shortcut you could employ to disable Face ID on your iPhone if you're approached by John Q. Law. But for that to happen, Apple's going to need to get involved: sixcolors.com/post/2026/02...
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been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
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I'm not believing this until I hear from people in the streets of MN and neither should you
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Federal authorities announce end to Minnesota immigration crackdown that led to mass detentions, protests and two deaths.
February 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I'm not believing this until I hear from people in the streets of MN and neither should you
Turns out this was his uncle’s birth year and it was his uncle’s name, not his, on the jersey. Because he always wanted to take his uncle to a Super Bowl but he passed a few years ago.
This kid is a good hombre. I like him a lot.
This kid is a good hombre. I like him a lot.
There’s got to be a meaning behind number 64, right?
February 12, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Turns out this was his uncle’s birth year and it was his uncle’s name, not his, on the jersey. Because he always wanted to take his uncle to a Super Bowl but he passed a few years ago.
This kid is a good hombre. I like him a lot.
This kid is a good hombre. I like him a lot.
So @greatdismal.bsky.social called it the Klept and @joshtpm.bsky.social has elucidated it. This is the enemy.
Thinking Clearly About the Global Authoritarian Movement
Day after day we’re seeing more signs of Donald Trump’s slipping grip...
talkingpointsmemo.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:51 PM
So @greatdismal.bsky.social called it the Klept and @joshtpm.bsky.social has elucidated it. This is the enemy.
any word on the other 95
Incredible update: "This article was updated to note that CNN reports there were at least four party balloons shot down by DOD, not just one."
gizmodo.com/one-mexican-...
gizmodo.com/one-mexican-...
Mexican Cartel 'Drones' Near El Paso Airspace Were Actually Party Balloons: Report
FAA initially ordered the closure of airspace over El Paso for 10 days before backtracking.
gizmodo.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:12 PM
any word on the other 95
Well this accelerated in a hurry
Post a banger that isn't in English.
"99 Luftballons" - Nena
(The English version "99 Red Balloons" is a completely different and weaker story. The original got it right.)
genius.com/Nena-99-luft...
"99 Luftballons" - Nena
(The English version "99 Red Balloons" is a completely different and weaker story. The original got it right.)
genius.com/Nena-99-luft...
Nena – 99 Luftballons
Nenas Anti-Kriegs-Hymne „99 Luftballons“ wurde 1983 zu Zeiten des Kalten Krieges geschrieben.
Die in den Himmel fliegenden Luftballons sind die Idee von Carlo Karges, Nenas
genius.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Well this accelerated in a hurry
shit, she's right
99 luftballons just happened in el paso
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
shit, she's right
I insist on this arrival every time I get off a plane from now on
February 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I insist on this arrival every time I get off a plane from now on
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The Anthropic “philosopher and ai researcher” in that New Yorker article who believes Claude is sentient is also the ex-wife of the guy who originated effective altruism and was best buddies with SBF, so make of that what you will.
February 11, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The Anthropic “philosopher and ai researcher” in that New Yorker article who believes Claude is sentient is also the ex-wife of the guy who originated effective altruism and was best buddies with SBF, so make of that what you will.
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"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh
February 11, 2026 at 12:36 PM
"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh
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I feel intensely how much this is boomer but as a driver of 2006 and 2014 cars I cannot emphasize enough that for rental purposes all new cars need a “Turn all of this shit off. All of it.” button.
Campaign on this and win 40 states, someone.
Campaign on this and win 40 states, someone.
February 11, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I feel intensely how much this is boomer but as a driver of 2006 and 2014 cars I cannot emphasize enough that for rental purposes all new cars need a “Turn all of this shit off. All of it.” button.
Campaign on this and win 40 states, someone.
Campaign on this and win 40 states, someone.
Keitra Alison.
White girl in Alabama in the 1970s, I'm sure I would have been regarded normally
White girl in Alabama in the 1970s, I'm sure I would have been regarded normally
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you: Joe.
Would have made life a lot easier, had it not been for my dad misspelling it when he went to register my birth.
Would have made life a lot easier, had it not been for my dad misspelling it when he went to register my birth.
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you: Angharad. Which is a lovely Welsh name but I am quite sure that it would have been a massive millstone growing up in the US and Canada in the 70s where none of the kids in the playground would know how to pronounce it.
February 11, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Keitra Alison.
White girl in Alabama in the 1970s, I'm sure I would have been regarded normally
White girl in Alabama in the 1970s, I'm sure I would have been regarded normally
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Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
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I, for one, am relieved that the messiest athletes at these Olympic games are also the ones that are most heavily armed.
THE OLYMPICS OF BIATHLON MESS CONTINUES
GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
February 11, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I, for one, am relieved that the messiest athletes at these Olympic games are also the ones that are most heavily armed.
DISASTER BIATHLON 2026
THE OLYMPICS OF BIATHLON MESS CONTINUES
GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
February 11, 2026 at 4:21 PM
DISASTER BIATHLON 2026
So if I’m understanding my music right, “Gasolina” is Latin for “Back Dat Azz Up”? Because that first ten seconds sounds like people running like Hell to the floor when it hits
February 11, 2026 at 5:53 AM
So if I’m understanding my music right, “Gasolina” is Latin for “Back Dat Azz Up”? Because that first ten seconds sounds like people running like Hell to the floor when it hits
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We were offered early sora access at work and only a few folks took advantage and they all stopped using it a week or so later; it has very limited staying power. Our company just eliminated our gpt pro accounts too. Anecdotal I know, but I don’t see OpenAI surviving 2027.
Sora 2 apparently cost something like $5 billion to run every year and so far made OpenAI around $1.4 million.
February 11, 2026 at 3:49 AM
We were offered early sora access at work and only a few folks took advantage and they all stopped using it a week or so later; it has very limited staying power. Our company just eliminated our gpt pro accounts too. Anecdotal I know, but I don’t see OpenAI surviving 2027.
fuck discord, I'm going back to IRC
Fuck discord, I'm going back to Trillian
Fuck discord, I’m going back to AIM.
February 11, 2026 at 1:33 AM
fuck discord, I'm going back to IRC
there has to be some way to reformat into original recipe EDSBS
Every Day Should Blue Sky
Every Day Should Blue Sky
coding assistance lets you fast-track important projects that improve your life, such as reformatting every single site you read into the old vbulletin 3.x default template
February 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM
there has to be some way to reformat into original recipe EDSBS
Every Day Should Blue Sky
Every Day Should Blue Sky
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“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”
February 10, 2026 at 10:48 PM
“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”