Philip Michaels
@philipmichaels.bsky.social
I am the mild-mannered managing editor for mobile at Tom's Guide. I mostly just talk about sports and movies and whatever's grinding my gears at the moment.
tfw when the rookie of the year, Kurtz, used to play for that team you liked:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw3j...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw3j...
Marlon Brando Swallowed A Bug
YouTube video by Benjamin Miller
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November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
tfw when the rookie of the year, Kurtz, used to play for that team you liked:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw3j...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw3j...
quote tweeted something that turned out to be a fake, which was a shame because my joke was pretty bitching.
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
quote tweeted something that turned out to be a fake, which was a shame because my joke was pretty bitching.
"The sooner you guys just shut up and take it, the faster we can get back to selling you out."
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
"The sooner you guys just shut up and take it, the faster we can get back to selling you out."
Any timeline on that?
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Any timeline on that?
Reposted by Philip Michaels
I’m not going to let the incompetence of our government take away from from the fact that it is very funny Aaron Rodgers is eating shit tonight
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I’m not going to let the incompetence of our government take away from from the fact that it is very funny Aaron Rodgers is eating shit tonight
Bold and beautiful are the watchwords of the University of California and its affiliated campuses.
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Bold and beautiful are the watchwords of the University of California and its affiliated campuses.
Guys, you’ll never guess who’s bowl eligible.
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Guys, you’ll never guess who’s bowl eligible.
They tried to ug up Rachel McAdams in Spotlight, and they failed miserably.
What’s your all time favorite Hollywood Homely fail? When a woman is meant to be unattractive but she’s gorgeous. Thinking of how Safety Not Guaranteed has a key moment where a man’s ex is in the script old and no longer attractive and she’s a knockout who the movie still plays as old.
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
They tried to ug up Rachel McAdams in Spotlight, and they failed miserably.
(Draft) Dodger Stadium
November 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
(Draft) Dodger Stadium
MLB is pleased to announce its newest expansion club, the Nashville Pinkertons.
These new details from last summer's confrontation between Rob Manfred and Bryce Harper are absolutely insane.
MLB officials threatening players will "end up in a ditch" for disrespecting Manfred is outrageous behavior.
www.newsweek.com/sports/mlb/p...
MLB officials threatening players will "end up in a ditch" for disrespecting Manfred is outrageous behavior.
www.newsweek.com/sports/mlb/p...
November 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
MLB is pleased to announce its newest expansion club, the Nashville Pinkertons.
One time, I was coming out of a Costco with my mother and we came across a flat of strawberries someone had dropped in the parking lot Lord only knows how long ago.
“ All right, free strawberries!” my mother exclaimed, brushing off the gravel and, presumably, the effects of the Contra Costa sun.
“ All right, free strawberries!” my mother exclaimed, brushing off the gravel and, presumably, the effects of the Contra Costa sun.
Got back to my hotel. Group got on elevator same time. Man (probably mid 40’s) sees a drink on the floor of elevator. Says it looks “brand new. Ice isn’t even melted.”
Him and his girl both start drinking it. “It’s great. Rum and Coke!”
THE FLOOR DRINK!
THE DRINK FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF AN ELEVATOR!
Him and his girl both start drinking it. “It’s great. Rum and Coke!”
THE FLOOR DRINK!
THE DRINK FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF AN ELEVATOR!
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
One time, I was coming out of a Costco with my mother and we came across a flat of strawberries someone had dropped in the parking lot Lord only knows how long ago.
“ All right, free strawberries!” my mother exclaimed, brushing off the gravel and, presumably, the effects of the Contra Costa sun.
“ All right, free strawberries!” my mother exclaimed, brushing off the gravel and, presumably, the effects of the Contra Costa sun.
Lost to Cal, story checks out
Boston College is an underrated candidate for worst P4 team this year. I mean, it's still Oklahoma State. But I'm currently watching Bill O'Brien berate his offense as they sit on a crisp 2.5 yards per play through almost a quarter
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Lost to Cal, story checks out
1.2 million veterans live in households that participate in SNAP, while we're on the subject of amplifying context-free troop-agenda.
Secretary of Veterans Affairs Doug Collins makes a College GameDay appearance ahead of Veterans Day this week.
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
1.2 million veterans live in households that participate in SNAP, while we're on the subject of amplifying context-free troop-agenda.
Might want to sit out any discussion about confirming Trump appointees there, bub.
This is what happens when Congress allows the President to appoint his criminal defense lawyers to run the Justice Department.
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Might want to sit out any discussion about confirming Trump appointees there, bub.
Are we sure it’s not Rosalind Franklin who died and he’s just taking the credit?
November 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Are we sure it’s not Rosalind Franklin who died and he’s just taking the credit?
Look, this accident has been no fun and o am down in the dumps but even I must appreciate the combination of reading glasses plus facial abrasions lends Me a nice Come to the
Library if You Want a Peer-Reviewed Ass Kicking vibe.
Library if You Want a Peer-Reviewed Ass Kicking vibe.
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Look, this accident has been no fun and o am down in the dumps but even I must appreciate the combination of reading glasses plus facial abrasions lends Me a nice Come to the
Library if You Want a Peer-Reviewed Ass Kicking vibe.
Library if You Want a Peer-Reviewed Ass Kicking vibe.
OJ Simpson blew the scale up, of course, but Phil Mickelson has to be in the running for Athlete With Biggest Gap Between Cultivated Public Persona and Actual Person
EXCLUSIVE: Leaked group chat shows Phil Mickelson texted his fellow investors in a struggling oil pipeline an... erotic idea.
"Big daddy TRUMP ready to swing his 14 inch c*ck in front of Newsom's face will drive up any stock"
New PTFO 🚨👀 youtu.be/UbmBZR5aoRY?...
"Big daddy TRUMP ready to swing his 14 inch c*ck in front of Newsom's face will drive up any stock"
New PTFO 🚨👀 youtu.be/UbmBZR5aoRY?...
Phil Mickelson, Trump and the "Big Daddy" Group-Chat Leak | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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November 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
OJ Simpson blew the scale up, of course, but Phil Mickelson has to be in the running for Athlete With Biggest Gap Between Cultivated Public Persona and Actual Person
Only support candidates who vow to make the Nuremberg trials look like traffic court.
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Only support candidates who vow to make the Nuremberg trials look like traffic court.
Did Women Ruin the Workplace?
By Ross Douthat
By Ross Douthat
November 7, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Did Women Ruin the Workplace?
By Ross Douthat
By Ross Douthat
Just wheeze, baby
Every Raiders series is the same
Bad first down run
Immediate pressure on second down
*fart noise* on third down
Bad first down run
Immediate pressure on second down
*fart noise* on third down
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Just wheeze, baby
"nothing could possibly go wrong," says man who regularly builds exploding things in describing his robot army
Musk just called his robot program, Optimus, "an infinite money glitch" for the wealth it will bring Tesla and urges his shareholders to hold on to their Tesla stock.
One way or the other, we'll likely revisit this quote in the future.
One way or the other, we'll likely revisit this quote in the future.
November 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"nothing could possibly go wrong," says man who regularly builds exploding things in describing his robot army
From my cold dead hands
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
From my cold dead hands
RFK Jr: Quickly, take some of this squirrel carcasses I scraped off the road on my drive in today.
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
RFK Jr: Quickly, take some of this squirrel carcasses I scraped off the road on my drive in today.
Yeah, but you should see the other guy.*
* Asidewalk
* Asidewalk
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Yeah, but you should see the other guy.*
* Asidewalk
* Asidewalk