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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI
@uncle6.org
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who asked you, hoss

Birmingham born, DMV bred, buttered in NorCal. He/him/hee/haw, DORES/Cal/WFT so don’t think I care whether i live or die

I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon.


(yes it's the Willie Perry mural)
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Bluesky Elder This user has been here since before the media tab (August 2023). This label is not a label of honor—no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. This label is meant in jest and dates to early experiments in labeling. It is applied to the first 800,000 Bluesky accounts. Appeals honored. Source: @skywatch.blue
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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The NATIONAL. FOOTBALL. LEAGUE.
“this game is ass” “good lord this game sucks shit” “fuckin hell this game is awful”
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Makers' was my only whiskey for years because it was the perfect blend of "affordable" and "quality" and "likely to be available"

Kaine needs to learn to keep that motherfuckin' thang on him

that thang:
a 7 oz Yeti flask with its funnel, in a good Democratic blue, capable of filling up a rocks glass with ice long enough to handle as many toasts as a Dem event is likely to have
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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ROCK AND ROLL STOPS THE TRAFFIC
the Vallencourt Fountain at Justin Herman Plaza in SF as vandalized by Bono in 1988
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Live from the capital of the Rebel Alliance
The flag in the Castro on Market Street outside the Muni station The rainbow lights on the escalator up from MUNI to the Castro sidewalk
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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He what????
A woman gasps in amazement
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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CHOPPER 2026
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD DROID
November 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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MOOOOOOOOM

BOOOOOOORED
Morty the Corgi, black and brown and white, lies on a brown leather couch being crushed beneath the ennui of the world despite being allowed to flop on a homemade quilt and a very expensive Pottery Barn blanket that we’ll NEVER get the hair out of now, thanks for nothing Mortevious Barko
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Me from another era? Me from another LIFETIME
Replacement level white dude in 1994x in a slovenly grad student apartment with stuff taped to the wall and piled on a Pier 1 folding directors chair. A PowerMac 6100 with a 14” AV display and a LaserWriter 300 repose behind him, the nerd version of a $4000 stereo system set up on cinder blocks and 2x4s
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Good thing I’m covered with authentic vintage already
Replacement level white dude in an authentic 1994 split-V Vanderbilt Starter pullover jacket on the morning of the 2014 Birmingham Bowl.
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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“Nobody knows”
Nate Bartgatze as George Washington
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Good night, folks. Back to the coal face tomorrow. We’re gonna keep running it up the gut until they can stop it. Which they can’t.
There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. Remember this, Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Random acts of insurrection are occurring constantly throughout the galaxy. There are whole armies, battalions that have no idea that they've already enlisted in the cause. Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward. And remember this: the Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that. And know this, the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the Empires's authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege. Remember this: Try.
November 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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I told so many people that he had no shot and that if he won I would stand on the corner in Crimson Tide gear and sing Mr Brightside

Folks,,,
Replacement level white dude in ray-ban wayfarers, a houndstooth hat and an Alabama Crimson Tide resort shirt
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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My only advice to the new mayor of NYC:
“Be Humble but let these bitches know”
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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more like CommanDERPS
Barrel aged rum old fashioned, aka “Coping Sauce”
November 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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I can live with it
Replacement level white dude in a script Vandy cap gives a thumbs up as he leans out the window of the family heirloom, a 1969 Corvette Stingray in Can-Am White with black hardtop.
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT
Breville “the Smoking Gun” which is apparently some sort of apparatus that lets you spray smoke on your food like it was seltzer in a Three Stooges movie. God is not mocked. Get that shit out of here and get yourself a Weber and build a snake, yuppie
November 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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THIS IS V WAY
The Vandylorian. He wears jeans, cowboy boots (not visible), a throwback Vanderbilt t-shirt from Homefield, a seersucker blazer and a black and gold Mandalorian helmet. In his hand is a Vanderbilt flask. THIS IS V WAY.
October 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Morty: “paint me like one of your French girls”
A corgi is lying in the grass next to a ball and a pink dragon and is just putting it about for all to see
October 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Even the bots are invested in the Dores at this point
Me: “JESUS MARY AND PATRICK AND ALL THE HOLY SAINTS AND ANGELS PROTECT AND PRESERVE US, I CANNOT KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS” A BOT: “I agree. God help us!”
October 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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OK let’s go. See you on the other side.
“I’LL BE DEEP IN THE COLD, COLD GROUND BEFORE I RECOGNIZE MISSOURI.”
October 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Never told a joke, it’s like a slipper spoon and a lightsaber had a baby
A shoehorn over two feet long made of a single piece of neon yellow plastic, probably bought for two dollars and a half at some store in Alabama or Tennessee forty years ago and passed into my hands. Easy to see in a dark closet, probably impossible to replace now
October 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Also you have to go back a ways but Jerry Reed was a good get
Jerry Reed rides into the 1974 Peach Bowl on the back of an open car. He is wearing a Vanderbilt baseball cap with the same V as the 2010s VandyBoys. He seems to have forgotten a shoe.
October 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM