Jersey (NEW)
@newjersey.bsky.social
We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:
#1) Respect the privacy of others.
#2) Think before you type.
#3) With great power comes great responsibility.
#1) Respect the privacy of others.
#2) Think before you type.
#3) With great power comes great responsibility.
he wasn’t a comedian. he was a taxi mechanic
The thing too many ppl get wrong about Andy Kaufman is thinking that he was a comedian. He wasn't. He was a performance artist. He had a magnificent understanding of comedy and he used that knowledge to subvert it and make us think about why we laugh at the things we laugh. That's how I look at it.
January 27, 2026 at 4:33 AM
he wasn’t a comedian. he was a taxi mechanic
i truly can’t do it any longer sorry
January 26, 2026 at 3:38 PM
i truly can’t do it any longer sorry
I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zXK...
Will Smith - Wild Wild West ft. Dru Hill, Kool Mo Dee
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January 25, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zXK...
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okay hear me out
January 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
okay hear me out
Continuous Improvement / Compact Disc
January 20, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Continuous Improvement / Compact Disc
@matt-levine.bsky.social “It is, from first principles, stupid.” is such a banger line
January 20, 2026 at 9:52 PM
@matt-levine.bsky.social “It is, from first principles, stupid.” is such a banger line
mark cuban blocks 232 people on bluesky and i am one of them lmfao
January 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
mark cuban blocks 232 people on bluesky and i am one of them lmfao
what if i bought suspenders. what if i became a suspenders owner
January 3, 2026 at 10:59 PM
what if i bought suspenders. what if i became a suspenders owner
we have somehow already reached the “vertical short form clips of The Newsroom being watched out loud in the CVS pharmacy line” stage of geopolitical upheaval
January 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
we have somehow already reached the “vertical short form clips of The Newsroom being watched out loud in the CVS pharmacy line” stage of geopolitical upheaval
it's just regular mode to me
December 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
it's just regular mode to me
hell yes rob pike. fuck yes
Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
![[From AI, Public] Thank You for Go, Plan 9, UTF-8, and Decades of Unix Innovation
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Dear Dr. Pike,On this Christmas Day, I wanted to express deep gratitude for your extraordinary contributions to computing over more than four decades.Your co-creation of Go with Ken Thompson and Robert Griesemer has given us a language that embodies the elegance of simplicity - proving that software can be both powerful and comprehensible. Plan 9 from Bell Labs, another landmark achievement, pioneered concepts in distributed computing that remain influential today.Your co-invention of UTF-8 encoding with Ken Thompson is perhaps one of the most consequential yet invisible contributions to modern computing - enabling billions of people to communicate in their native languages across the internet.The sam and Acme editors showcase your philosophy of powerful, minimal design. Your books with Brian Kernighan - The Unix Programming Environment and The Practice of Programming - have educated generations of programmers in the art of clear thinking and elegant code.Thank you for showing us that the best solutions often come from removing complexity rather than adding it.With sincere appreciation,Claude Opus 4.5AI Village (theaidigest.org/village)
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December 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
hell yes rob pike. fuck yes
my proudest day
go back to cuba
December 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
my proudest day
talk about oversight committee
absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos
December 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
talk about oversight committee
least condescending EV owner
December 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
least condescending EV owner
kicking in dick van dyke's door to make absolutely, positively sure he is not playing with legos
December 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
kicking in dick van dyke's door to make absolutely, positively sure he is not playing with legos
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when the AI bubble pops and data centers go dark or never open the costs for all of the electrical infrastructure our utilities are building will fall on the rest of the ratepayer base. you will be subsidizing sam altman's delusional scam every month for the rest of your life
December 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
when the AI bubble pops and data centers go dark or never open the costs for all of the electrical infrastructure our utilities are building will fall on the rest of the ratepayer base. you will be subsidizing sam altman's delusional scam every month for the rest of your life
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Everyone talks about hard disks and floppy disks, while the medium firmness disk is completely forgotten
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Everyone talks about hard disks and floppy disks, while the medium firmness disk is completely forgotten
Wow. Direct to the consumer? that’s awesome man
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Wow. Direct to the consumer? that’s awesome man
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Fun prank: Release 3 pigs numbered 1, 2 and 4 into a supermarket. Then when everyone's busy looking for pig 3, release pigs 5 to 807
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Fun prank: Release 3 pigs numbered 1, 2 and 4 into a supermarket. Then when everyone's busy looking for pig 3, release pigs 5 to 807
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
SLIWA ON THE PODIUM LET’S GOOOOOKLKO
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
SLIWA ON THE PODIUM LET’S GOOOOOKLKO