ari velazquez 🌯
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ari velazquez 🌯
@arivelazquez.com
technical designer @sleightofhand.game ◦ pronounced airy ◦ he/him ◦ american gameboy in australia ◦ prev: coreborn, sims 4, dawngate ◦ fka roxaloxa

https://arivelazquez.comhttps://clumsywords.blog ◦ discord: roxaloxa
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hi new folk, i'm ari! 10 years in gamedev on shit you haven't heard of and one you definitely have, nowadays i'm a technical designer mainly in unreal and doing contract work and a hundred side projects.

one of my fave side things:
life's been in the way of shareable work but here's the last thing i was jamming on: recreating Ys Origin in unreal so i can use it as a mechanical base for making my own game on top of it. would really love to come back to this

#gamedev #indiedev #screenshotsaturday #unrealengine5
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What the $@?! is a "skins game"?!

High stakes, big bet golf gamblin'...IN SPACE!
Wishlist now on Steam

store.steampowered.com/app/4378840/...

[ #gaming #indiegames #sports ]
February 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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Got a neat gift from a friend! Having way too much fun changing up this little dude’s face and hands. The dragon is held in place by magnets!
February 1, 2026 at 8:07 AM
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COOL BOARDERS
UEP SYSTEMS 1997
PLAYSTATION
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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we may require your government ID, legal name, and full address, but we delete that information as soon as we verify your age! (three weeks pass) hey so our servers got hacked and you guys are not gonna believe what happened to your government IDs, legal names, and full addresses that we deleted
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
VC, founder, dumbass
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
australia has already had this and there are countless articles and studies about how worthless it is. no politicians actually want to do any real work about safeguarding minors online, they just like the shiny tech that maybe makes them poll better with parents who don't know better
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...

discord.com/press-releas...
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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Ironic, as this was the magazine that referred to Pokémon as a "pestilential Ponzi scheme" in 1999, characterising its creator Satoshi Tajiri as a literal monster "His eyes are bloodshot; dark circles ripple beneath them... His monsters are a child's predelictions." He never gave another interview.
February 9, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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I wrote about silksong

this just kinda ends when I run outta stuff to say, so I might go back and add to it, but I said what was in my heart and you can read what's there

www.grouvee.com/user/Innuend...
InnuendoStudios's Review of Hollow Knight: Silksong
I need to say more about silksong than "peam." I'm too old for "peam," but "peam" is really funny. I cannot stop reading/watching things about silksong (the best, bar none, is kayin's "[silksong...
www.grouvee.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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So many folks who thought Born in the USA was a pro-America song are suddenly worried about not understanding lyrics.
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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It's weird that they're both posting as if they don't live in puerto rico, where they both moved to avoid paying taxes
The culture wars are ripping families apart!
February 9, 2026 at 4:49 AM
open source be like

"why hasn't someone made a docker for this with configurable settings? seems so obvious but i gotta build my own instead"
"you could make yours public when you're done"
"fuck no i don't wanna maintain that shit"
February 9, 2026 at 11:28 AM
reddit tech help dot jpg
February 9, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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Australia, being brainwashed by cops & a spineless Federal Government.

Absolutely disgusting behaviour by NSW police.
Extraordinary footage. Police pulling off people engaged in peaceful prayer.
February 9, 2026 at 10:31 AM
bad bunny’s halftime show ruled. lady gaga felt out of place but salsa die with a smile was fun. very heartwarming to see ricky martin given such a prominent solo for one of bb’s more obvious protest songs. fantastic set design and execution. love it all
February 9, 2026 at 9:18 AM
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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"[H]e applied one of the greatest lessons you learn as a part of an oppressed group: Joy is resistance. Pride in your heritage is protest. Being unapologetic about it all is radical."
February 9, 2026 at 6:47 AM
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when gmad puts out the call for these i feel like she tends to attach a pretty average showcase, so i want to make it clear that her range is massive. here are some minor examples of her work picked basically at random. i cannot overstate what an insane bargain you're getting here
February 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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god bless benito for triggering the “are they talking about me in a language i can’t understand” fear activation response in all the country’s worst people
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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"During In Living Color’s first season, a marketing impresario approached Fox with an idea that would stick it to CBS, the NFL rights holder and Super Bowl carrier that Murdoch had in his sights: a special episode of In Living Color that would air opposite the Super Bowl intermission."
time to remind everybody that the Super Bowl halftime show only exists in this grandiose fashion because a tv show called "In Living Color" stole the ratings from the NFL; the execs notoriously said, "get me Michael Jackson's agent" and thus began all the pomp

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
‘We stole the Super Bowl audience’: how In Living Color pulled off the greatest heist in US TV history
Turning Point USA is plotting its own half-time broadcast in defiance of Bad Bunny – but one of TV’s Blackest shows already perfected the alt-cast in 1992
www.theguardian.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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“Thank you for your payment” go to hell
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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Remember how there was like one super bowl with a million crypto ads and then all of a sudden the bottom fell out of the market? Just thinking of that for no particular reason
THIS IS GONNA BE THE AI SUPER BOWL ISN'T IT.
FUCK CODEX FUCK OPENAI FUCK SAM ALTMAN FUCK EVERY STUPID WITLESS BITCH WHO USES THAT BULLSHIT FOR IDIOT ASSHOLES.
February 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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check it out, 3D model commissions for VRChat and any game you want! go to gmadcomms.carrd.co for more info and DM me if interested! #lowpoly #3dart #commissions #vrchat
February 8, 2026 at 1:48 AM
spent a large chunk of the day learning more than i wanted to about docker so i could get a perforce server container running on my unraid server but i think i fuckin got it
February 8, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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i really feel like anyone can accomplish anything, overcome any hardship, if accompanied by good lighting and a banger soundtrack
February 8, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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"Take your console to the houses of friends who don't have one, and get them hooked on Saturn."
February 8, 2026 at 8:36 AM