BEAT
@beatskelton.bsky.social
DUMBASS BONES WILL NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Reposted by BEAT
Watched an episode of the Dilbert show on Tubi and got confused about Asok not being in a wheelchair because I forgot we made that up
January 6, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Watched an episode of the Dilbert show on Tubi and got confused about Asok not being in a wheelchair because I forgot we made that up
Reposted by BEAT
if any of you do go to america for GDQ, remember to watch out for suspicious taxis. when I went I got into one and he started dangerously weaving through traffic at high speed while blaring The Offspring and jumping over trucks. got to the hotel in 2 minutes but he charged me like $3000. crazy shit
March 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
if any of you do go to america for GDQ, remember to watch out for suspicious taxis. when I went I got into one and he started dangerously weaving through traffic at high speed while blaring The Offspring and jumping over trucks. got to the hotel in 2 minutes but he charged me like $3000. crazy shit
27 ALBUMS RIP IN PEAS ME.
January 6, 2026 at 6:17 PM
27 ALBUMS RIP IN PEAS ME.
YEAH I'VE BEEN AROUND.
January 6, 2026 at 5:35 PM
YEAH I'VE BEEN AROUND.
Reposted by BEAT
was the first one I bought as well. I heard dead weight falls on a punk-o-rama compilation and bought it shortly after
January 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
was the first one I bought as well. I heard dead weight falls on a punk-o-rama compilation and bought it shortly after
NOBODY REQUESTED THE UNSEEN. I WAS JUST SITTING AT MY DESK AND SUDDENLY THOUGHT "MAN, SCREAMING OUT IS A GOOD SONG."
January 6, 2026 at 1:22 PM
NOBODY REQUESTED THE UNSEEN. I WAS JUST SITTING AT MY DESK AND SUDDENLY THOUGHT "MAN, SCREAMING OUT IS A GOOD SONG."
Reposted by BEAT
they don't do "smart," they don't do "truthful," all they do is guess at what the user wants to hear, and while they might not explode dramatically it's still trivial to trip them up
assuming, of course, you're not a hopeless narcissist who LIKES what the perpetual validation machine is selling
assuming, of course, you're not a hopeless narcissist who LIKES what the perpetual validation machine is selling
January 6, 2026 at 3:50 AM
they don't do "smart," they don't do "truthful," all they do is guess at what the user wants to hear, and while they might not explode dramatically it's still trivial to trip them up
assuming, of course, you're not a hopeless narcissist who LIKES what the perpetual validation machine is selling
assuming, of course, you're not a hopeless narcissist who LIKES what the perpetual validation machine is selling
Reposted by BEAT
i hate how the most relevant piece of media for this moment might be this Family Guy clip
this here is EXACTLY how LLMs "think" - and EXACTLY why they suck
this here is EXACTLY how LLMs "think" - and EXACTLY why they suck
Family Guy - "Your own company suck-up"
YouTube video by Cutaway Guy
www.youtube.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:50 AM
i hate how the most relevant piece of media for this moment might be this Family Guy clip
this here is EXACTLY how LLMs "think" - and EXACTLY why they suck
this here is EXACTLY how LLMs "think" - and EXACTLY why they suck
NOW THAT IT'S BEEN RAGING ON FOR A FULL TWO DAYS I AM FINALLY GOING TO WEIGH IN ON THE ANIMAL CROSSING MOD DISCOURSE.
*AHEM*
HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GONNA FUCKING DO THIS?
*AHEM*
HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GONNA FUCKING DO THIS?
January 6, 2026 at 12:13 AM
NOW THAT IT'S BEEN RAGING ON FOR A FULL TWO DAYS I AM FINALLY GOING TO WEIGH IN ON THE ANIMAL CROSSING MOD DISCOURSE.
*AHEM*
HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GONNA FUCKING DO THIS?
*AHEM*
HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GONNA FUCKING DO THIS?
Reposted by BEAT
In Super Mario Sunshine, each plank of the Pianta Village bridge has separate collision for an unknown reason. This causes microscopic invisible gaps to form between the planks that extremely unfortunate players can slip through and die. Below is a compilation of such cases.
December 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
In Super Mario Sunshine, each plank of the Pianta Village bridge has separate collision for an unknown reason. This causes microscopic invisible gaps to form between the planks that extremely unfortunate players can slip through and die. Below is a compilation of such cases.
Reposted by BEAT
In Donkey Kong Bananza, all Fractones refer to themselves as "we", suggesting a plurality or hivemind. However, there is one single random Fractone that says "I" instead. While this is likely an oversight, it makes it appear as though that Fractone broke free of the hivemind.
December 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
In Donkey Kong Bananza, all Fractones refer to themselves as "we", suggesting a plurality or hivemind. However, there is one single random Fractone that says "I" instead. While this is likely an oversight, it makes it appear as though that Fractone broke free of the hivemind.
Reposted by BEAT
The Nintendo Switch version of Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker contains a model of a realistic man, called "Male". Despite Male being from a Nintendo 3DS development kit, the Switch version is the only one he appears in.
December 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The Nintendo Switch version of Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker contains a model of a realistic man, called "Male". Despite Male being from a Nintendo 3DS development kit, the Switch version is the only one he appears in.
Reposted by BEAT
In Yoshi's "Loves Me...?" minigame in Super Mario 64 DS, there is a 1 in 4,294,967,296 chance to get 32 consecutive "Loves Me Not" results in a row. While this is astronomically unlikely to have ever happened, a player receiving those results would likely become very distressed.
December 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
In Yoshi's "Loves Me...?" minigame in Super Mario 64 DS, there is a 1 in 4,294,967,296 chance to get 32 consecutive "Loves Me Not" results in a row. While this is astronomically unlikely to have ever happened, a player receiving those results would likely become very distressed.
Reposted by BEAT
In Mario vs. Donkey Kong, Polterguys are Shy Guys that turn into blocks. Due to the game's camera using massive amounts of foreshortening, they must compensate for it. To appear perfectly cubical, they are actually immensely long.
January 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
In Mario vs. Donkey Kong, Polterguys are Shy Guys that turn into blocks. Due to the game's camera using massive amounts of foreshortening, they must compensate for it. To appear perfectly cubical, they are actually immensely long.
Reposted by BEAT
TAG YOURSELF I'M "GAY SHIT"
January 5, 2026 at 5:19 PM
TAG YOURSELF I'M "GAY SHIT"
Reposted by BEAT
LMFAO LMFAO IM CRYING
January 5, 2026 at 5:16 PM
LMFAO LMFAO IM CRYING
HOLY LOLY RAVIOLI.
Saw someone post that they use this “Woke Checklist” unironically when it comes to video games:
January 5, 2026 at 5:13 PM
HOLY LOLY RAVIOLI.
WELL SINCE I CAN'T PROPERLY FINISH THE GLOWSKULLS THIS MORNING, MAY AS WELL DIVE INTO ONE OF THE REQUESTED BANDS.
THE REQUESTER IS MY WIFE. HER REQUESTS OUTRANK ALL OTHERS BECAUSE SHE'S MY WIFE AND I LOVE HER.
THE REQUESTER IS MY WIFE. HER REQUESTS OUTRANK ALL OTHERS BECAUSE SHE'S MY WIFE AND I LOVE HER.
January 5, 2026 at 2:38 PM
WELL SINCE I CAN'T PROPERLY FINISH THE GLOWSKULLS THIS MORNING, MAY AS WELL DIVE INTO ONE OF THE REQUESTED BANDS.
THE REQUESTER IS MY WIFE. HER REQUESTS OUTRANK ALL OTHERS BECAUSE SHE'S MY WIFE AND I LOVE HER.
THE REQUESTER IS MY WIFE. HER REQUESTS OUTRANK ALL OTHERS BECAUSE SHE'S MY WIFE AND I LOVE HER.
Reposted by BEAT
i have fallen down a rabbit hole and into Good LinkedIn
the one without the goatee
the one without the goatee
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 PM
i have fallen down a rabbit hole and into Good LinkedIn
the one without the goatee
the one without the goatee
Reposted by BEAT
Pointing out the hypocrisy of psychos is a losing game BUT it still wows me sometimes how the doublespeak works across issues. So concerned with aborted tissue but willing to throw wanted children into school shootings and poverty. So angry at drugs in America but no one hates actual addicts more!
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Pointing out the hypocrisy of psychos is a losing game BUT it still wows me sometimes how the doublespeak works across issues. So concerned with aborted tissue but willing to throw wanted children into school shootings and poverty. So angry at drugs in America but no one hates actual addicts more!
Reposted by BEAT
Uncanny
Lest we forget the follow up from @powerupcomics.bsky.social:
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Uncanny
Reposted by BEAT
In America the fourth-richest man uses his newspaper to print columns about how the poor have too many sweets
January 5, 2026 at 1:51 AM
In America the fourth-richest man uses his newspaper to print columns about how the poor have too many sweets
Reposted by BEAT
Reposted by BEAT
i love the implication that crypto gaming was fundamentally sound and only died because VCs failed to manifest it
January 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
i love the implication that crypto gaming was fundamentally sound and only died because VCs failed to manifest it