Karl Olson ❄️ Ultraklystron
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Decided to move this up to 12:05 am East Coast time #drumnbass #newmusic #premiere
youtube.com/watch?v=etj4...
youtube.com/watch?v=etj4...
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Happy holidays from all of us at MediaOCD!
December 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Happy holidays from all of us at MediaOCD!
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twitter: new update, every time you post, elon musk is literally going to break into your house and shit directly into your mouth
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
December 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
twitter: new update, every time you post, elon musk is literally going to break into your house and shit directly into your mouth
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
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and tiny tim (who became smaller)
December 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
and tiny tim (who became smaller)
It's not an issue of the Atlantic if if doesn't also contain some of the worst takes you've seen.
December 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It's not an issue of the Atlantic if if doesn't also contain some of the worst takes you've seen.
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Also to anyone posting Youtube or Twitch links, you're not punished for including off site links! No more replying to yourself with a link! Makes it much more convenient to share your stuff~
this is not twitter!!
you can tag your posts!
put ALL the hashtags! you aren't punished for it AT ALL! use them liberally like it's tumblr so people can find stuff they like better, make friends, etc. HASHTAG THAT SHIT you're FREEEE
you can tag your posts!
put ALL the hashtags! you aren't punished for it AT ALL! use them liberally like it's tumblr so people can find stuff they like better, make friends, etc. HASHTAG THAT SHIT you're FREEEE
December 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Also to anyone posting Youtube or Twitch links, you're not punished for including off site links! No more replying to yourself with a link! Makes it much more convenient to share your stuff~
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Mio-chan's sister is pure evil.
December 25, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Mio-chan's sister is pure evil.
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ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰ ᵒᵘᵗ
You better watch out. You better watch out! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.
December 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰ ᵒᵘᵗ
December 25, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Free Ass Beating via Santa.
December 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Free Ass Beating via Santa.
Man in the screen cap unironically living their life like a YouTube skit, specifically this one:
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Man in the screen cap unironically living their life like a YouTube skit, specifically this one:
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Would you believe me if I told you Mark Cuban didn’t want a peer reviewed answer to his question from the top medical journal
Mr. Cuban, I'm a professor at Yale School of Public Health. Here's a paper published by one of my colleagues in the top medical journal evaluating the Medicare for All Act, which would not only get us there, but would save $450B per year. Happy to discuss! www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
Improving the prognosis of health care in the USA
Although health care expenditure per capita is higher in the USA than in any other
country, more than 37 million Americans do not have health insurance, and 41 million
more have inadequate access to c...
www.thelancet.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Would you believe me if I told you Mark Cuban didn’t want a peer reviewed answer to his question from the top medical journal
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Oh and yes, the customary rent-lowering shots:
Yes, they're called "skeets."
No, we can't use "posts" instead.
The day we call it "posts" is the day we let the site administration win its war to sanitize this place of queer people, pornographers and the interesting people who built this platform.
Yes, they're called "skeets."
No, we can't use "posts" instead.
The day we call it "posts" is the day we let the site administration win its war to sanitize this place of queer people, pornographers and the interesting people who built this platform.
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Oh and yes, the customary rent-lowering shots:
Yes, they're called "skeets."
No, we can't use "posts" instead.
The day we call it "posts" is the day we let the site administration win its war to sanitize this place of queer people, pornographers and the interesting people who built this platform.
Yes, they're called "skeets."
No, we can't use "posts" instead.
The day we call it "posts" is the day we let the site administration win its war to sanitize this place of queer people, pornographers and the interesting people who built this platform.
I'm not saying someone should cut a bunch of clips from SANDA to Josh Johnson's most recent stand up set, but it would work very well, from the thumbnail alone even:
Has Christmas Left Santa Behind?
YouTube video by Josh Johnson
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I'm not saying someone should cut a bunch of clips from SANDA to Josh Johnson's most recent stand up set, but it would work very well, from the thumbnail alone even:
Locked myself out of my own car in parking lot of the grocery store and strip mall that closed early trying to pick up some strawberries while I got an awful ear infection. How's everyone else's Xmas Eve going?
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Locked myself out of my own car in parking lot of the grocery store and strip mall that closed early trying to pick up some strawberries while I got an awful ear infection. How's everyone else's Xmas Eve going?
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Found cards tossed into the supermarket bathroom trash yesterday. The situation is ridiculous
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Found cards tossed into the supermarket bathroom trash yesterday. The situation is ridiculous
Lying on the internet and saying these are the Black Stones from Ai Yazawa's manga masterpiece, Nana.
Lucinda Cowell, Hepcat Carolers, for Paper Moon Graphics, 1983
December 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Lying on the internet and saying these are the Black Stones from Ai Yazawa's manga masterpiece, Nana.
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god if all of J-Twitter could resituate itself over here I could just stop loading up Twitter entirely. that'd be nice :) bsky.app/profile/noka...
potential EME alert 🚨- apparently the Japanese are signing up to bluesky in droves. If you check the newskies feed 99% of posts are now Japanese
cc: @surfdude29.ispost.ing @laurenshof.online
cc: @surfdude29.ispost.ing @laurenshof.online
December 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
god if all of J-Twitter could resituate itself over here I could just stop loading up Twitter entirely. that'd be nice :) bsky.app/profile/noka...
I mean, I was raised on DeBurgh, so easily. That said his best album "Eastern Wind" isn't officially on YouTube (probably since it dunks on record labels & Hollywood creeps,) but still, a palette cleanser that shows he can be a sardonic cynic, something he should've stuck with: youtu.be/YAeiXHs5rIg
December 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I mean, I was raised on DeBurgh, so easily. That said his best album "Eastern Wind" isn't officially on YouTube (probably since it dunks on record labels & Hollywood creeps,) but still, a palette cleanser that shows he can be a sardonic cynic, something he should've stuck with: youtu.be/YAeiXHs5rIg
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And if you can't afford the space for tapes or discs, at least go for digital downloads, ideally via Bandcamp, but any online music store that gives you files to keep is a net improvement all around for yourself and the artists.
Oh, and it hurts Spotify, which, lol, good; Daniel Ek deserves it.
Oh, and it hurts Spotify, which, lol, good; Daniel Ek deserves it.
for your holiday reading pleasure:
i wrote about why i’m getting back into tapes, and what we’ve lost by letting ourselves get addicted to platforms built around surveillance and instant gratification. 🎶 @404media.co
i wrote about why i’m getting back into tapes, and what we’ve lost by letting ourselves get addicted to platforms built around surveillance and instant gratification. 🎶 @404media.co
Why I Quit Streaming And Got Back Into Cassettes
In the age of Spotify and AI slop, tapes remind us what we’re missing when we stop taking risks.
www.404media.co
December 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
And if you can't afford the space for tapes or discs, at least go for digital downloads, ideally via Bandcamp, but any online music store that gives you files to keep is a net improvement all around for yourself and the artists.
Oh, and it hurts Spotify, which, lol, good; Daniel Ek deserves it.
Oh, and it hurts Spotify, which, lol, good; Daniel Ek deserves it.
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Merry Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Merry Christmas
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The world needs so much more $1.50 hot dog & soda (+ refill) thinking
December 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The world needs so much more $1.50 hot dog & soda (+ refill) thinking
2025 was a better year for anime than it'll get credit for. I know we had a *lot* of sequel seasons & films, but with rare exemption, they were bangers, often one one-upping their previous installments, we got some excellent new adaptations & we even got some fantastic originals. 2025 came through.
Friends, #weebwednesday is upon us once again! You know the drill - quote-post with your weebiest hot takes, nothing racist, nothing intentionally inflammatory, have fun with it ♥
December 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
2025 was a better year for anime than it'll get credit for. I know we had a *lot* of sequel seasons & films, but with rare exemption, they were bangers, often one one-upping their previous installments, we got some excellent new adaptations & we even got some fantastic originals. 2025 came through.
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Sanda prequel
December 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Sanda prequel