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love my allergies. love my body constantly attacking itself and the only solution is medication that just knocks me the fuck out.
November 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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We joke around here but AI has allowed me to streamline my business to such a degree that last week I was able to lay off 2 pregnant women AND roast my son’s golden retriever alive (SmartHome heating system still learning; d’oh! We’ll get there!) 🐕 🔥💀🤣📲🤰🏽🤰🏼🚫
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Leftists in red states looking at election results
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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this is exactly why they call him nick millions
October 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
what are we like half a second to midnight?
October 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
finally bought a couple of bit coins gonna see what all of the hubbub is about
October 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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i love chinese trump so much
October 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
the only ballroom i need is the space between my legs
October 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
October 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
cowboys finna blow a 20 point lead because jerry jones refuses to pull down the blinds on the window
October 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
October 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!
October 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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don’t remember making this
October 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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October 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
was watching old arthur episodes with my kid and my god muffy fucking sucks
October 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
lol
Senator Mitch McConnell just suffered a fall in Washington.
October 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Dune 2 chicks at the same time
October 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
“The kids are calling it ‘edging’. It’s when you jack off without cumming.”
October 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
*peppy from starfox 64 voice*: try a somersault
ICE agents try to catch an activist, fail miserably
October 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
live tv has so many anti depressant commercials
October 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
thinking about picking up smoking again
October 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM