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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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what nfl network theme song is your favorite? personally mine is fox mostly because they have a macabre variant they use when one of the players gets hurt
December 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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CHOTINER: and when you're in water you

PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.

CHOTINER: And this is because

PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish

CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example

PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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“These car prices can’t be beaten!”
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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this is much better than anything AI could ever generate
a post from the fashion dolls lovers facebook group. The text reads “What if Elphaba and Glinda were lesbian giraffes with a beautiful family?” followed by images of toy giraffes that have had their heads replaced by dolls that resemble the characters from Wicked and what their potential biological children would look like. Truly an abomination that mocks god, and yet I can’t get enough of it.
December 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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who won the video game contest i wasn’t watching
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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adam driver with hands raised and fingers & thumbs pinched together, with text that says "sleigh bells *ring*" adam driver angrily yelling and pointing, with the text "ARE YOU LISTENING?!"
December 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Figured I'd share this on Bluesky because this is the most 38 year old video I've ever seen in my life
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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i think paul mccartney’s “wonderful christmastime” is a good song.
norman rockwell meme
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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god man i am so checked out
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Magic card with stuff blacked out Says "I Need head"... I need head during your turn O yes Your mouth
December 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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hardest part about quitting is the lucid dreams that follow. had an insane inception-ass dream last night
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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can’t stop farting!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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i know this may be an unpopular opinion but “jingle all the way” (starring arnold schwartzenegger and sinbad) is a christmas movie
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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thinking about picking up smoking again
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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moe when bart pranks him holding the phone
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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go cowboys
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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avatar fire and ass
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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just ate a dozen hot wings
November 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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it's friday
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM