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DUMBASS BONES WILL NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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I am truly and genuinely so glad you asked!

This site is a one-stop shop for reasons why ULINE sucks ass, and a massive link list of handy alternative companies AND a short blacklist of ULINE-alikes to avoid!

refuseuline.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
HMMMMNNNNNM BUURRIDO
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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I'm in.
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Asshats on the internet: the onion isn't funny any more after the buyout, it's too woke

The Onion:
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I AM TAPPING THE SIGN.
TELLING ME WHAT MATT YGLESIAS THINKS ABOUT ANYTHING IS A WAR CRIME.
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: Scrappy-Doo has been exonerated
Like, he looks and sounds nothing like Reagan and everyone just calls him "Mr. President."
October 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Okay he absolutely did one EGREGIOUSLY wrong thing.
He shook hands with Reagan
October 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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we should just save time and any time an intellectual says "complex" we put them in the device right there
‘Many people​ want to believe that slavery was imposed on West Africa by European colonialism, but historians describe a situation that is more complex and compatible with what we know of Liverpool’s involvement.’

John Kerrigan on the Atlantic slave trade.

www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
John Kerrigan · No Illusions: Syntax of Slavery
Slavery was accepted across most of the early modern world. No one wanted to be a slave, except when the alternative was...
www.lrb.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Quick skull for @beatskelton.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM
HEY IT'S TUESDAY NIGHT YOU KNOW THE DRILL. www.twitch.tv/beatishate
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ME AND MY HOMIES IN THE SKY FLYIN AROUND STEALING SHIT.
www.twitch.tv
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Big ups to wonder project j2 there which is also stretching RPG as most would understand it to within an inch of its life.
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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I hate this country so much.
November 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
FOR A LONG TIME I THOUGHT THE QUEST 64 GUY WAS DOING A BIT.
November 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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after months of research i've compiled the definitive timeline of the magical girl genre. be sure to show all your friends who like magical girls
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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I don't really go here and I know the show is a bit cringe
but you can't stop me from drawing a chubby loser everyman #smilingfriends
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
WHAT PERFECT ALBUMS CAME OUT WHEN YOU WERE 16.
November 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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God was REALLY not on his side.
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Lol, I was thinking the one of hardest (by length) discography threads you could do would be mine. Especially if you went to ultraklystron.bandcamp.com & started from my old mp3 dot com era albums that I made available to my subscribers this year, but even just the nerdcore would be a lot.
Ultraklystron
Making Drum n' Bass, Nerdcore, Anime Rap, Trap, Vaporwave, Beat Tapes & much more since 1997. Well, started some of those at different points, but whatever.
ultraklystron.bandcamp.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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The title of my next book, the 5th in the John Dies at the End series, has been leaked, by me. It will be called,

'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'

There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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It’s not just that people don’t know there are simpler ways to do things. It’s that they’re being TOLD to integrate Ai into everything. I’m reminded, again, of the radium craze. Radium is not magic and nor is Ai. Both are, unfortunately, harmful.

Original from @mariyadelano.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Pardoned J6 perpetrator Andrew Paul Johnson was arraigned in a Florida court in October on multiple charges, including molesting a child as young as 11 years old.

theintercept.com/2025/11/17/p...
Pardoned Capitol Rioter Tried to Hush Child Sex Victim With Promise of Jan. 6 Reparation Money, Police Say
Pardoned Capitol rioter Andrew Johnson tried to keep a child sex abuse victim quiet with claimed $10 million Jan. 6 reparations, police say.
theintercept.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM