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Might as well keep a 2026 media thread. Clair Obscur first, I'll just keep it as a catalog of whatever other dumb threads I make
Played the first half hour of E33, that's a Japanese RPG ass opening
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wow. now you can own some of the worst video games ever made in one convenient package www.gematsu.com/2026/01/ren-...
Ren & Stimpy Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy Collection announced for PS5, Switch, and PC
Limited Run Games has announced Ren & Stimpy Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy Collection for PlayStation 5, Switch, and PC (Steam). A release date was not announced.
www.gematsu.com
January 27, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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lot of very Not Good dynamics going on with the highguard situation but one that fascinates me is how gamers main issue with geoff keighley - who lets be clear is an extremely easy figure to criticise for many material reasons - is personal, visceral betrayal if the announcements arent hype enough
January 27, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Connecting horrible dots and realizing the first non Dynasty Warriors musou game is a Houshin Engi/Fengshen Yanyi spinoff. Humanity was not meant to reach this deep into musou lore.
January 27, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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(guy describing WuWa’s weapon banner, positively): you spend 100 dollars, you get the weapon no questions asked
January 24, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Kanye putting out an antusemitism apology right before an album drops
January 26, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Every time they rerelease FF7Remake rereleases I'm struck by its art direction
January 26, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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this is it. this was the last piece of the puzzle. i now have all i need to make a documentary that's so annoying and shitty that letterboxd turns off the ratings and reviews because they feel bad for me
[Schultz] Browns QB Shedeur Sanders has been added to the Pro Bowl roster as a replacement.

Sanders is the first 5th-round rookie to make a Pro Bowl since Puka Nacua. twitter.com/Schultz_Repo...
January 26, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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yoooo I got to write about Skies of Arcadia for Even Worse Streams! Thanks again @beatskelton.bsky.social and @gogglebob.com for involving me!

www.gogglebob.com/2026/01/26/s...
Skies of Arcadia Forever 10: The Art of Discovery
This week is a sort of optional content roundup stream. Since there is not much to describe here (BEAT found some landmarks), I asked Boog to talk about his contribution to our Skies of Arcadia str…
www.gogglebob.com
January 26, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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more
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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beautiful women named severe weather alert keep messaging me
January 25, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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When my brother tried to put Dragonball Z episodes from some free anime website on the television but it had pop ups in the corner implying Jeremy Clarkson had just died
January 25, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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fascinating that undying corporate cartoon intellectual property has facilitated a neverending demand for guys to do impressions of other guys impressions of the hottest comedic actors of the 1940s forever
December 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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they should make the worlds most fucked up anime where the characters are all stiff awkward cgi models but the vehicles and mecha are beautiful 1980s style hand drawn 2d cel animation
January 20, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Every so often the internet puts a story about the CEO of pocketpair in my line of sight and the dude has never not seemed like a guy desperately trying to sound like a brain genius tech ceo but instead of ruining the world he's making a survival game with pokemon and slavery.
January 24, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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me logging on
January 21, 2026 at 6:23 AM
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We put an Ö in the name of our Ouya game and it crashed their entire backend server three times before we figured out what was going on and had to rename the game
January 23, 2026 at 6:58 AM
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Speaking as someone who's worked with Capcom, stays in touch with its people, and has, shall we say, professional room to maneuver, I'll just say that contrary to what the technical director in the IGN article asserts, I know for a *fact* many Capcom employees are VEHEMENTLY against this direction.
January 22, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I do not speak often on politics because anyone following me probably sees enough but, so as not to mince words, there can be no acceptance of the continued existence of ICE.
January 22, 2026 at 5:59 PM
When Ubisoft dies a horrible death, which seems imminent based on their financials, it's going to at least be very funny that a big Chinese conglomerate will own the rights to "Tom Clancy's"
January 22, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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i've always said the best way to promote your game is to force randos online to design it in their head reading an acheivement list like its a puzzle in return of the obra dinn
January 22, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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Expedition 33 completely snubbed at the Oscar’s……
January 22, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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The first episodes of Starfleet Academy are OK, certainly better than Encounter at Farpoint. And I think you could have a good ST series with this premise. Problem is they won't get a chance- ten episodes or less per season just doesn't give you the time to make proper Trek.
January 21, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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overly smug europeans vs overly defensive americans.... who will come out on top in the battle of the bluesky discover tab
January 21, 2026 at 3:22 PM