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Dense, dull, longwinded
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mods asleep post Japanese Ultima 3 commercial
November 1, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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Time to start ironically liking Myles and demanding amiibo, on the Smash roster, things of that nature
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Please continue making calls to Visa and Mastercard, because they are working alongside conservative legislators to crack down on free speech and expression!

A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
#SaveSpeech

starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!

stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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shenmue voice acting is beautiful because it is so truly insane that it basically vibrates on the same level of abstraction as pixel art. like despite being actual voices it's still like "this is the idea of what a voice would sound like."
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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i think the two greatest bands of all time are the isley brothers and talk talk. times like this i wish i was even 1% good at writing about music so i could offer a better defense of this than “c’mon they’re really good bands”
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I doubt the MP4 NPC that preview is complaining about is going to be there much beyond the opening but I would pay for a DLC where he's just following you the entire game. Samus gets her cool alien motorcycle and Miles is over here finding a half working electric scooter in a space dumpster.
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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the bond franchise has already encountered and solved this problem
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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doesn't feel right anytime i hear pac-man actually talk in a video game. should be an option to replace his voice with the UWAH OWOHHHH noises from pac-man 2 the new adventures
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Thinking about Yakuman DS and one of the most relatable characters in all of video games again
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Trying to play Red Dead Redemption on a touch screen sounds like a circle of hell i'm not ready to contemplate.
November 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Marvelous (XSEED) Publisher Sale via eShop. https://ow.ly/Ui5J50Xrj6V
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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do you think this one will undo the stroke and make him woke again
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Paul submitted several game designs to Activision, all featuring a snowboard and a railgun. None were accepted.
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Was digging through old screenshots and remembered the manbaby FPS Police that would catalogue any games locked at 30fps, and beyond the "get over yourself" nature of it the list was full of, like, turn-based strategy games, visual novels, dating sims, point and click adventures, hidden object games
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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At this point the most moral position you can hold is that the president is a pedophile and the republican party is protecting him. There’s no possible other explanation
November 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
We're gonna get some very strange "verified" games now that everything that gets the "verified" badge is on 3 different pieces of hardware.
Got a Steam Deck and confused about which of your games work on it? Wonder what those little icons mean? Here's a handy official guide to help you start with PC gaming on the go!
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I wish all of my pc gaming shit didn't have to have goddamn LEDs festooned on it. The Steam Machine isn't even a particularly egregious offender I just got mad when the marketing website was like "Oh yeah... it's got LEDs"
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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jeffery epstein, fresh from his busy day of illegal sexual trafficking with the most powerful politicians and figures in the world: time to email my friends about this on my gmail account
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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TILL THEN, YOU'L HAVE TO GET YOUR KICKS FROM CRACKING GAMES AND READING WANK MAGS ......Over and out, Dave The Exile
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
TAILS OF THE SUN FANS RISE UP
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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whether games are action or turn based; developed in america, japan or china; whether they're on steam or console or gacha games you play on your phone; have an audience of millions or an audience of double digits; what's important is that games are about choosing one from a list of three things
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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NOBODY
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM