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Dense, dull, longwinded
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I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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My trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away.

Fuck cancer.

Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Rebecca Heineman - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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did i miss gundam age discourse??? i saw a couple stray posts that implied i might have but searching doesnt bring much. gundam age.... flito.... he loves genocide.... what a stupid show
November 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I will crush Dizzy, tyrant prince of the yolkfolk, upon the rocks for his crimes.
November 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Fray in Magical Adventure // Microcabin // PC-98
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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I wish I was so rich people hired me to talk about the scandal that got me fired from my last job
Vanity Fair's West Coast Editor Olivia Nuzzi was a star political correspondent until scandal led her into exile—and to a California up in flames.

In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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why are people so concerned with pointless stuff like whether the zelda movie will be "good" or "bad" or when you could simply be getting excited to see what new zealand actors from power rangers or xena warrior princess you might see as hyrule castle handmaiden #4 or whatever.
November 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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"If I was fucking young girls, I promise I'd have been arrested
I'm way too famous for this shit you just suggested"
All the fatuous bullshit aside: I used to
work as a fact checker. I would have been fired immediately for writing or "verifying" this.
July 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Gonna become like the TempleOS guy but claim that God's framerate is 20 fps.
October 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Fucked up the Pope wrote a paragraph perfectly talking about how to engage with art.
Pope Leo absolutely cooking
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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the older I get the more I'm realizing I've been psy-opped about spoilers to create a sense of urgency to get to media instead of just chilling the fuck out

i wish I could go back to being the kid who read the last page of every goosebumps first
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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My point about people being desperate for a free pass couldn't have been more dead on. Incessant arguing in the youtube comments about how it's actually okay in response to a discussion in which I said "hey do whatever you're gunna do, I'm not going to tell you." But still desperate for approval
November 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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It's really fascinating seeing the back and forth of splitting hairs people are making in the CSB youtube comments about how it's not GenAI, it's actually just feeding VA into TTS and that's totally different, when the game has this disclaimer on its page.
November 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Sinners (Blu-ray + Digital) is $9.99 on GRUV (extra discount w/ code SIGNUP20/FIRSTGRUV15) buff.ly/DIH22q0
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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mods asleep post Japanese Ultima 3 commercial
November 1, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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Time to start ironically liking Myles and demanding amiibo, on the Smash roster, things of that nature
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Please continue making calls to Visa and Mastercard, because they are working alongside conservative legislators to crack down on free speech and expression!

A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
#SaveSpeech

starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!

stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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shenmue voice acting is beautiful because it is so truly insane that it basically vibrates on the same level of abstraction as pixel art. like despite being actual voices it's still like "this is the idea of what a voice would sound like."
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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i think the two greatest bands of all time are the isley brothers and talk talk. times like this i wish i was even 1% good at writing about music so i could offer a better defense of this than “c’mon they’re really good bands”
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I doubt the MP4 NPC that preview is complaining about is going to be there much beyond the opening but I would pay for a DLC where he's just following you the entire game. Samus gets her cool alien motorcycle and Miles is over here finding a half working electric scooter in a space dumpster.
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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the bond franchise has already encountered and solved this problem
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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doesn't feel right anytime i hear pac-man actually talk in a video game. should be an option to replace his voice with the UWAH OWOHHHH noises from pac-man 2 the new adventures
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Thinking about Yakuman DS and one of the most relatable characters in all of video games again
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM