Who let that gonk Dennis Reynolds in Night City
January 5, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Who let that gonk Dennis Reynolds in Night City
I’m 33 and love making out
January 5, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I’m 33 and love making out
These gonks are just asking to be jacked in
January 4, 2026 at 6:09 PM
These gonks are just asking to be jacked in
The Americanization of Venezuela begins tonight with the ceremonial release of rich pedophiles inside all government buildings
January 3, 2026 at 10:03 PM
The Americanization of Venezuela begins tonight with the ceremonial release of rich pedophiles inside all government buildings
Nothing better than cracking open a cold one with the Choombahs after a long day of jacking in
January 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Nothing better than cracking open a cold one with the Choombahs after a long day of jacking in
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I’m about to make my boyfriend watch a 3 minute Conclave edit and he better look like he enjoys it
December 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’m about to make my boyfriend watch a 3 minute Conclave edit and he better look like he enjoys it
How it feels listening to Crystal Castles in public
December 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
How it feels listening to Crystal Castles in public
I need a big boy as the scrolls say
December 31, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I need a big boy as the scrolls say
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So, is there a MRS. Scrub Dadd—oh I’m so sorry, you folks have a good night
December 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
So, is there a MRS. Scrub Dadd—oh I’m so sorry, you folks have a good night
The Planes, Trains and Automobiles scene where they are drinking together in the hotel room talking about their wives makes me covet being a middle aged man
December 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The Planes, Trains and Automobiles scene where they are drinking together in the hotel room talking about their wives makes me covet being a middle aged man
The masons in my village used to meet in the same building that the brownies/guides girls met in and when we knew the men who took themselves too seriously were having a meeting we made sure to be extra loud.
December 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The masons in my village used to meet in the same building that the brownies/guides girls met in and when we knew the men who took themselves too seriously were having a meeting we made sure to be extra loud.
If America actually cared about small businesses they would make it legal to threaten Gordon Ramsay with a firearm if he shows up at your restaurant
December 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
If America actually cared about small businesses they would make it legal to threaten Gordon Ramsay with a firearm if he shows up at your restaurant
“I made a cat of the girl from
…umm…SingSong” - my daughter
…umm…SingSong” - my daughter
December 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“I made a cat of the girl from
…umm…SingSong” - my daughter
…umm…SingSong” - my daughter
The miscellaneous uncs in that Janet Jackson video must have been put into witness protection or something because I haven’t seen a name for ONE of them
December 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The miscellaneous uncs in that Janet Jackson video must have been put into witness protection or something because I haven’t seen a name for ONE of them
Sorry it had to come to this but
December 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Sorry it had to come to this but
I am playing Cyberpunk for texts from Takemura only
December 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I am playing Cyberpunk for texts from Takemura only
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you could be the most borged out street samurai in the corporate plaza and you'd still be gutter trash without some solid chooms on your side. execs hate this one weird trick
There's no doubt about it - spend enough time in Night City, and you're eventually going to run into some gonks. Can you guess who you want by your side when the gonks roll up? That's right - some chooms.
December 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
you could be the most borged out street samurai in the corporate plaza and you'd still be gutter trash without some solid chooms on your side. execs hate this one weird trick
There's no doubt about it - spend enough time in Night City, and you're eventually going to run into some gonks. Can you guess who you want by your side when the gonks roll up? That's right - some chooms.
December 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
There's no doubt about it - spend enough time in Night City, and you're eventually going to run into some gonks. Can you guess who you want by your side when the gonks roll up? That's right - some chooms.
Life has been less like a box of chocolates than was promised by historical figure Forrest Gump and all statues of him have been removed from American cities
December 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Life has been less like a box of chocolates than was promised by historical figure Forrest Gump and all statues of him have been removed from American cities
If you ever see a person over 60 buying Apple gift cards you should be able to yoink them out of her hands for safety like taking scissors from a toddler
December 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If you ever see a person over 60 buying Apple gift cards you should be able to yoink them out of her hands for safety like taking scissors from a toddler
Going into a church and asking the reverend if this is the religion referenced in Neon Genesis Evangelion
December 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Going into a church and asking the reverend if this is the religion referenced in Neon Genesis Evangelion
I’m showing him YouTube videos
December 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’m showing him YouTube videos