Chestbursty
@chestrovert.bsky.social
1. Be excellent to each other
2. Party on dudes
My care bear stares: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaab3oaymtk2g
My Worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaaawyfc7givy
2. Party on dudes
My care bear stares: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaab3oaymtk2g
My Worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaaawyfc7givy
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Chestbursty
@chestrovert.bsky.social
· Apr 5
"Your laugh is like a sunset," I say right before I nail gun my hand to the frame of a revolving door
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my dog is cuter than you
November 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
my dog is cuter than you
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I want what they have
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I want what they have
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It is okay to smell like wet dog if you have been making friends with a wet dog.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It is okay to smell like wet dog if you have been making friends with a wet dog.
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my two last braincells
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
my two last braincells
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“Our phones are spying on us!”
Spy: “So this guy wandered around Academy looking at guns and ammo for a half hour, bought nothing, got his daughter some Chil-fil-A, walked the dog, and dropped a skull shot glass full of Jaegermeister into a mug of Red Bull.”
Other spy: “Hell yeah.”
Spy: “So this guy wandered around Academy looking at guns and ammo for a half hour, bought nothing, got his daughter some Chil-fil-A, walked the dog, and dropped a skull shot glass full of Jaegermeister into a mug of Red Bull.”
Other spy: “Hell yeah.”
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
“Our phones are spying on us!”
Spy: “So this guy wandered around Academy looking at guns and ammo for a half hour, bought nothing, got his daughter some Chil-fil-A, walked the dog, and dropped a skull shot glass full of Jaegermeister into a mug of Red Bull.”
Other spy: “Hell yeah.”
Spy: “So this guy wandered around Academy looking at guns and ammo for a half hour, bought nothing, got his daughter some Chil-fil-A, walked the dog, and dropped a skull shot glass full of Jaegermeister into a mug of Red Bull.”
Other spy: “Hell yeah.”
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Sluggishly buzzing like a tired bee stuck between the window and the blinds
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Sluggishly buzzing like a tired bee stuck between the window and the blinds
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Caturday is everyday with this dude
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Caturday is everyday with this dude
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My birthday is coming up sometime in the next few days, and I am here to tell you that it’s bullshit. I refuse to go along with this deliberate and coordinated sabotage.
November 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My birthday is coming up sometime in the next few days, and I am here to tell you that it’s bullshit. I refuse to go along with this deliberate and coordinated sabotage.
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why do i always have to release kraken?
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
why do i always have to release kraken?
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*dabs gravy on my wrists* let the seducing commence
February 23, 2024 at 10:47 PM
*dabs gravy on my wrists* let the seducing commence
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What bastard thought up the word for internet cookies. Thought they were so smooth.
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
What bastard thought up the word for internet cookies. Thought they were so smooth.
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Once you have over a thousand followers here, you can die a success. You guys go first
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Once you have over a thousand followers here, you can die a success. You guys go first
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I don't believe that you could, in any meaningful way, restrain a 7 foot tall Danny Devito.
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I don't believe that you could, in any meaningful way, restrain a 7 foot tall Danny Devito.
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Y'all need to touch more fucking ass
November 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Y'all need to touch more fucking ass
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tofu knocked over his entire box of toys to get to this one particular fish
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
tofu knocked over his entire box of toys to get to this one particular fish
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WHO USED ALL THESE DISHES?
WHY DOES THIS KITCHEN LOOK LIKE THIS?
WHY DOES THIS KITCHEN LOOK LIKE THIS?
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
WHO USED ALL THESE DISHES?
WHY DOES THIS KITCHEN LOOK LIKE THIS?
WHY DOES THIS KITCHEN LOOK LIKE THIS?
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"that's embarrassing" no the feeling you're describing is emotional vulnerability
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"that's embarrassing" no the feeling you're describing is emotional vulnerability
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Man, I’m kind of sorry for being such a smartass today but let me promise you this one thing it will happen again
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man, I’m kind of sorry for being such a smartass today but let me promise you this one thing it will happen again
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Me and the cats all got needles today. Different things. None of us cried.
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Me and the cats all got needles today. Different things. None of us cried.
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oh sorry, can’t, the holidays are my busy time *continues to stare at the wall*
November 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
oh sorry, can’t, the holidays are my busy time *continues to stare at the wall*