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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. The bridge of the Enterprise is shown from above looking down. Data sits at his console looking back at the rest of the crew, who are all passed out in various situations; on the floor, slumped over a console, or half falling off their chairs. Worf, notorious Klingon warrior, dangles over the tactical station. No caption.
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It's the weekend, baby
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
January 2, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. The bridge of the Enterprise is shown from above looking down. Data sits at his console looking back at the rest of the crew, who are all passed out in various situations; on the floor, slumped over a console, or half falling off their chairs. Worf, notorious Klingon warrior, dangles over the tactical station. No caption.
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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I'm genuinely moo'ved by this
January 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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🥂
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Early series Picard is shown up close with a determined look of contentment. He's locked into eye contact with someone just off screen, and smouldering some hubba hubba eyes at her. Closed caption reads: "(champagne fizzing)"
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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Star Trek Deep Space 9 scene. We're in a hall of some kind, kind of smoky and dimly lit like a bar in Wisconsin after 8pm. Lots of Klingons are sitting and chatting in the background, must be meat raffle night. Up close, Worf and another Klingon are standing and talking. The other Klingon kind of looks like if Sisko was wearing Klingon loaf in disguise. Both have long and luscious flowing hair and are dressed in traditional Klingon uniforms with silver plated shoulder/chestal areas. Closed caption reads, "The idea is to eat, drink, stay awake all night."
December 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Star Trek Voyager scene. A tired & out of F's to give Janeway sits and talks with someone just off screen. She's dressed in civilian clothes, denim shirt under a maroon or maybe leather jacket. Background looks housey or buisnessy not startshippy. Closed caption reads, "So this New Year's Eve will be as boring as last year."
December 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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[Spock voice] REMEMBER
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If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.
Star Trek Voyager scene. It's a romantic evening on the streets of a charming little town with I'm sure a folksy name like 'Fair Haven' or something. Ensign Harry Kim, dressed in an overcoat, leans in with a full heart and closed eyes and kisses a large black and white Holstein cow right on the mouth. Two closed captions are simultaneously present: On Harry's side of the screen the caption reads, "(gasps)" and on the cow side of the screen the caption reads, "(moos)".
December 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Captain Sisko sits in quarters (bedroom, not spare change) on a couch behind a coffee table. There's some psychedelic blue and purple pillows on the couch, in an otherwise very dimly lit room. He's holding his hands up as if he's animatedly speaking and has the look of a man listening to smooth jazz and reeeaaallly vibing. Closed caption reads, "Computer, what day is it?"
December 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. The Sisko is sitting on station somewhere, I think this is in the operations area with steel girder things with the big round bolt thingys and it's all industrial and whatnot. He's sitting on the top step of the stairs casually with an elbow on his knee and resting his head on his hand. In general he looks like a bored schluffy teenager who doesn't want to be doing anything, or maybe just a lil tuckered. Closed caption reads, "I couldn't care less what happened to a Klingon ship."
December 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Star Trek V, The Final Frontier scene. Collegial work associate Kirk and Spock are in an elevator, or a "turbolift" if you want to be fancy about it. Both are wearing outdoors stuff, Kirk in a leather coat over flannel all rugged like, and Spock is in a more normal but clearly future space blue jacket. Picture 1 has both standing facing the door for the elevator ride and Kirk is speaking. Closed caption reads, "I could really use a shower." Picture 2 shows Spock now looking at Kirk with a judging / appraising look on his face. The tension is palpable. Picture 3 shows Spock, still looking at Kirk, closed caption reads, "Yes." Alt in pic one! Gadzooks! Alt in pic one, zoinks!
December 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Star Trek Picard scene. (Editors note, I do not care what you disliked about Picard the series, you need not bless me with your shit list of complaints in the comments, happy holidays!) We're in a dim and boozy looking bar, and Picard is sitting across from a mysterious other we cannot see from this angle. (It's Riker) Picard is holding a drink and leaning in, with a cutie boy winky winky smile. Closed caption reads, "Well, I haven't brushed my hair in 72 hours."
December 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Star Trek Voyager scene. Tom "We'll Always Have" Paris is standing in a home or office, not on a starship, in a very 1990s shirt. Has supes casual beach day vibes. He's standing next to an old movie poster on the wall, holding a hand towards it to reference, and making some kind of emphatic point. The movie poster has a monster looking figure in black hovering over a frightened bikini lady. Poster reads, "From beyond the grave they came to devour human flesh." Closed caption reads, "Orgy of the Walking Dead!?"
December 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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#blessed
Star Trek Deep Space 9 scene. Quark, a Ferengi alien with a smooth bald butt shaped dome, giant ears that sort of continue on to become a unibrow and a large ridged nose that looks like a pine cone, is standing and holding a hand over his heart & looking content. Closed caption reads, "So blessed."
December 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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The alt text is the christmas present you didn't know you wanted.
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Star Trek Generations scene. Captain Picard, stuck inside a fever dream explained by science kind of, is shown up close looking very content and happy, in a home and not on a starship. Closed caption reads, "A Merry Christmas to you, too."
December 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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🎅🏼
Scene from the Deep Space 9 holiday spectacular. Weyoun is alien pictured in mid-thought. He has large and extra long ribbed ears that stretch further down the face than earth humans, aligning more with the jaw line, and have horizontal loafy ridges up and down. He's also quite pale with v dark hair. Closed caption reads, "Oh, ho, ho, ho."
December 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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🎄🎁🎅🏼
Voyager Scene from "Christmas in the Delta Quadrant" season 3 episode 26. Kes, a humanoid alien with no recognizable differences from earth humans, stands with her arms raised high. She has a look of shock or fear as if she's at the top of a rollar coaster and heading down the first big drop. Imedjietly behind her in spooning proximity is Tom Paris, who has the encouraging look of a dad teaching his kid to ride a bike. Closed caption reads, "The sac is opening..."
December 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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#AwesomeAltText
December 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in the transporter room with famous plutonic colleagues Kirk and Spock. Spock is stepping off the transporter pad towards Kirk, in uniform, who has his back to us the viewer. Spock is wearing a jumpsuit like maybe you'd see a mechanic wear, but without the patch that says "Hank" on it. Spock is also smiling like he's tripping balls, which is strange because he doesn't usually smile nor trip balls. Closed caption reads, "AN ELF WITH A HYPERACTIVE THYROID."
December 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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O holy night
Scene from Star Trek The Next Generation's Christmas Special and it's a real Worf masterpiece. He's standing, in uniform, and holding his arms out gripping the air like Macho Man Randy Savage pumping up the crowd. There are two black cattle prod looking objects with glowing red lights on the end of them being poked into his chestal region, basically straight in them nipples. His face is alive with the fire of a thousand suns. Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Star Trek Enterprise scene. Captain Archer stands on the bridge holding a PADD, wearing that layer of uniform that goes under the main uniform. Uniform underwear, if you will. He's smiling and looks like he is remembering a fun childhood memory like when his mom would read him 'the night before Christmas' as a kid. Behind him stands Hoshi and T'Pol, by a console station, listening to him. Closed caption reads, "Reciting "The Night Before Christmas.""
December 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in the ol' transporter room with the fun ceiling circles and trippy backdrop panels. Kirk and a lady officer, we'll call her Cheryl, are standing on the platform. He's turned towards and looking at her with some anxious energy it seems. She is looking straight forward, as if to purposefully not regard him. (Total power move) Closed caption reads: Lady officer Cheryl: "Don't you remember?" Kirk: "The science lab Christmas party. Yes, I remember." Alt in pic 1, happy holidays, friendos
December 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in an old house with rich wood trims and various mahogany things and frosty windows and it's nightime. Data sits in a cozy chair, staring presumably at a fireplace. There's a orb/night light behind him in the background. He's wearing a robe & pajamas and a long night cap like the one Scrooge always wears in that holiday story about shitty healthcare and wealth inequity. Closed caption reads, "Humbug, I tell you."
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.
Star Trek Voyager scene. It's a romantic evening on the streets of a charming little town with I'm sure a folksy name like 'Fair Haven' or something. Ensign Harry Kim, dressed in an overcoat, leans in with a full heart and closed eyes and kisses a large black and white Holstein cow right on the mouth. Two closed captions are simultaneously present: On Harry's side of the screen the caption reads, "(gasps)" and on the cow side of the screen the caption reads, "(moos)".
December 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on the USS Enterprise D, and see the bridge from the POV of the front looking back at all the officers and work stations. (POV stands for "point of view" but I like to abbreviate to save characters and space and also time because life is moving so fast these days if you can shave off even a little bit by abbreviation then you're just that much further ahead) Ok, so we see Data and Geordi up front at their navigation and science stations sitting, in the back are some extras and Tasha Yar and Worf and betweeb them there's Picard in the captain chair and Troi is next to him. They're regarding one another and Troi is smiling. Closed caption reads, "Sleigh ride?"
December 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM