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Star Trek Minus Context
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Jul 31
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Future space BFFs Data and Geordi are talking in Ten Forward. Camera is focused on Data. Closed caption reads, "I can now look forward to death."
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TOS scene, and we're on a planet with a red backdrop. I think it's intended to be a sunset dusk thing but it's really just a red green screen. Regardless, partner, it's near nightfall l recon', and there's an old West looking building facade in the background. Front and center, celebrated work associates Kirk and Spock are standin'. Spock, with half his face in shadows, looks to be ponderin' sumpin' important. Kirk is lookin' down and away, with a slight twinge of discouragement. Closed caption reads, "Death is real."
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Star Trek Voyager scene. Holy hell, okay, so we're in a lush green forest on a planet. Chakotay is in close with another dude. They're in camouflage and look like they're roughing it, looking sweaty and dirty. There's two shots, first is Chakotay looking hard at other guy, and second shot is other guy looking hard back at Chakotay. It's like that thing where two boxers stand nose to nose and get all 'bruh, you wanna go?' with each other before a fight. Closed caption reads, "I was told to drill you, Chakotay, but it's you who've drilled me--" Alt in pic 1! Grrrr!
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
It's the weekend, baby
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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K'ranch the big alien creature was inspired by Tosk in DS9, who also inspired Mr. Always Wants to be Hunted on Rick & Morty. TOSK IS THE BEST!
rough sketch of Mr Always Wants to be Hinted from 2014. on screen Mr. Always Wants To Be Hunted from Rick and Morty 502 (2021) Tosk looking cool AF in DS9 ep 106.
November 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Star Trek Lower Decks scene. Editors note, Lower Decks is just the effing best and I really miss it. Ok, so we're on the USS Cerritos in a coridor and Captain Freeman is very casually and normal standing & chatting with a mostly black and brown monster/animal alien figure who is upside down and clinging to the ceiling. The monster looking alien thing has red and teal facial features that kind of seem like a rooster or maybe a hawk, but is more bear sized from a body mass standpoint. Closed caption reads, -"Thanks again for the mimosas." -"My pleasure."
November 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on the bridge and see Riker in uniform slumped over the captains chair/arm console passed out. Behind him, we see Worf's arms also danglin', so something is definitely up. No caption. (but Fridays, amiright?)
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Picard's ready room. Picard is sitting like a normal guy at a desk in his uniform and across him is a hoighty toighty looking Vulcan lady with a tall hat and some fancy official looking clothing and accessories sitting across from him. Standing with hands resting on the 3rd chair is Mr. Data, in uniform. Closed caption reads, "Mr. Data, based"
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Ok, so it's an Enterprise scene. We're outside on an alien planet on a bright day against a building in the background, and something ceremonial is happening. In the background is a couple of alien guys standing and holding their arms in a non tradish way, wearing long tan and gold outfits. They have big forheads and long hanging spikey hair. Another spikey hair guy is sitting in the middle of the back kind of overseeing, and then I think some Enterprise crew are standing next to sitting spikey hair alien guy, but they're kind of visually blocked by the main story here which is Captain Archer who is standing front and center and closer to us, the dear viewer. Archer has some hair braids with beads woven into his normal hair, similar to the spikey guys, and also like he just got back from a vacation in the Caribbean and is trying to hold onto "the culture." Oh, and he's shirtless and quite kind of swol? And sweaty. I don't want to say he's glistening but he's kind of glistening. Anyways, just to finish up here, he's holding a chainsaw & preparing to saw through a log on a stand in front of him. Closed caption reads, "(CHAIN SAW BUZZING)"
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Masterpiece in the alt text
November 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. We're is a smokey jazzy vibe nightclub place. Odo, wearing a tuxedo, sits at a piano. He's looking up and smiling, which is strange because he's usually a gloomy gus. Also, he's doing jazz fingers! And it's neat because the piano is also reflecting his hands, so you see 2 additional hands mirroring his actual hands! Which, if you think about it is even weirder because he's a changeling, so he doesn't *really* even have hands, just blobs of goo, so actually all 4 hands you see (reminder 2 of which are "real" and 2 of which are reflected) are actually all kind of an elaborate alien illusion. Wild, man. Wild. Closed caption reads, "Cool!"
November 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on the bridge of the D I think, and looking up close at Crusher and Worf, who I still think would have could have been a great buddy cop pairing. Crusher is talking and has some energy in her eyes, while Worf, with his beautiful flowy Klingon hair is standing just behind and to her side, looking at her soap opera style. Closed caption reads, "Ah. Captain, I'd like to announce the birth of a large baby... something."
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Ok, so it's a screenshot from the Original Series and uffta. The setting is outside, and there's an old broken down block wall across part of the back that gives way to some dead trees and background flotsam. Also some large stone blocks and regular rocks just sittin' around. It's all overgrown with roots and nature. Standing up close is a woman, hands on hips all official like. She's got big green hair and a shiney silver future space bikini. You know it's a space bikini because it's just slightly different than a normal bikini. Next to her is Kirk, in black pants and no shirt. It looks like he has backpack on too, and across his chestal region are cut wounds that slash across and another that slashes downward at an angle. Both Kirk and the Lady Gaga green hair space bikini gal are wearing a weird collar. Closed caption reads, "Oh."
November 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Star Trek Voyager scene. Here we see Tuvok (Mr Vulcan) in gold uniform. He's in the cafatorium as evidenced by some bowls of produce in the background and pictured looking forward from a sit. He has a flat, blank expression despite the fact that an anonymous hand attached to an off screen person has their finger actually in his mouth lifting up his lip. Closed caption reads, "Just let the mouth curl a little there."
November 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Guinan, from television's "The Next Generation" series is pictured. She's on Ten Forward and looks amused. She's wearing a green and purple robe outfit and a tall hat that that wraps around the head and then forms a shape above, it's hard to describe. You know those big ships on the ocean that have that dolphin nose shaped kind of deal that protrudes out in front but under the surface and you'd never know they were there except you saw a video once of a shipping yard where they put the boat in and thought "wow, it's interesting to see what the underside looks like"? Her hat kind of looks like that protuberance, but also not really. Anyways, she's wearing a cool shaped hat. Closed caption reads, "Frankenstein was his name."
November 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Star Trek DS9 scene! We're looking at Odo, but it's as if he's been dead for 3 years and then we dug him back up. Clothing is disintegrated and gross and torn. His face and hands, also gross and tearing and flaky and weathered and dark and gross. Kind of looks like a zombie. He's clutching himself and sitting against a wall. Closed caption reads, "Isn't this what you've been dreaming of?"
November 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Pic 1: Crusher stands alone in a large storage room filled with many plastic bagged dead bodies laying on tables. Pic 2: Close up on Crusher looking serious, closed caption reads: [SHEET RUSTLES] Pic 3: Camera shot further out, showing three of the bagged bodies now sitting straight up behind Beverly. Picture 4: View panned out even further to show the larger room and all bodies previously laying flat are now sitting straight up. Alt in pic 1, MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Alt in pic 1, RAWWWRRRRRRRRRR! Alt in pic 1, BOOO!
November 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're "on the D" and in the medical unit. There's some various gadgetry and screens in the background and a crew person working on something in the back. Front and center is Worf, Crusher, Picard, and Riker, all in colorful uniforms of blues, golds, and reds. They're standing over and studying a circular bowl of pepto bismol looking pinkish goo. A hand is reaching out of it.
October 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
It's the weekend, baby
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
October 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Star Trek The Original Series scene. A female starfleet officer in blue uniform is pictured clinging to the wall of a corridor on the Enterprise. Behind her, two shadows lurk. Also, she has NO FACE! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAHAG
October 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. We're on the Defiant I think, or maybe a runabout shuttle, the lights are dim. We see Jadzea Dax in Starfleet uniform, a humanoid alien who has lil tattoo looking marks up around her neck and through the forehead. Here she's making a scary angry face at the camera. Closed caption reads, "Boo!"
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Tasha Yar, Riker, and Data stand outside with some greenery in the background, a questionably perfect blue sky backdrop, and lots of fog. Yar and Riker have a defensive posture holding phaser pistols, Data is staring at his phone. (It's a tricorder). Closed caption reads, "Spooky " 👻
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Hey team, I'm going to take a few weeks off and stay out of socials for a bit. I know Star Trek is a nice timeline distraction but just need some mental space from the online chatter.
September 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Star Trek Enterprise scene. We're in sick bay I think and see Captain Archer in a sleeveless workout type shirt. It's not a tank top, though, I'm pretty sure they don't have those in the future. Anyway, he's talking to 2 folks we only see from behind and his hair is a little unkempt and and he looks tuckered and irritated. Also the whole picture is blue because I suck at doing screenshots. Closed caption reads, "I HAVEN'T SLEPT VERY MUCH, BUT I'M DOING THE BREAST I..."
September 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Men only want 2 things.
September 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in a turbolift (!) on the Enterprise D. Point of view is behind Riker, looking at Picard next to him. The lighting is cool yellow and blue, has a real chill wellness vibe. Closed caption reads, "Oh, cluck, cluck, cluck, Number One."
September 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM