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CaffieneKitty
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she/her/dude, ace/aro of some sort.
Wear a mask, get vaccinated, be kind, trans rights are human rights, Black lives matter, living on unceeded First Nations land, ban guns, LGBTQIA2+ positive.

https://ko-fi.com/caffienekitty
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Long ago on the hell site I made long list of historically interesting things to use in dnd ttrpgs and I'll start dragging them over here starting with

2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Toad found a lantern in the attic. “Frog will see this light. I will show him the way out of the woods,” said Toad.
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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They’re like tiny pumpkins!

(Pokeweed) #NativePlants 🌿 #BloomScrolling
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"

guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Kids these days will never know the satisfying clunk of hanging up an old landline phone and that's so sad
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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24hrs ~ 84k searches
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
OH MY GOD I HAVE ALL THE STUFF FOR IT I CAN MAKE POTATO SOUP
a baby is crying while sitting in a crowd of people
Alt: Excited hockey baby hollers “YEAAAAAH!”
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Starbucks @sbworkersunited.org baristas are officially on strike on Red Cup Day at corporate stores across the country!

All 15 million members of America’s unions stand in solidarity with them in their fight for a fair contract with fair wages and better scheduling.
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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16 yo me: the united states is structured around child abuse

Psychiatrist: wow maybe u need more meds

Reality: the united states is structured around child abuse
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'"

futurism.com/artificial-i...
AI-Powered Toys Caught Telling 5-Year-Olds How to Find Knives and Start Fires With Matches
AI-powered toys are flying off the shelves -- but they're engaging in horrifically inappropriate conversations with children.
futurism.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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"On the first question, several jury members struggled to stifle laughter as Lairmore expanded on the hoagie’s alleged explosive properties. 'It was like, Oh, you poor baby,' the juror told me." www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Inside the Sandwich Guy’s Jury Deliberations
Can a flung sandwich cause bodily harm?
www.theatlantic.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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#RECALL: Belkin Portable Power Banks and Wireless Charging Stands; The lithium-ion battery in the power banks and charging stands can overheat, posing fire and burn hazards to consumers. Get full refund or store credit: www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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[visiting fathers death bed]

“I'm sorry for any pain I caused you”

*struggling to talk*
hi sorry for any pain I caused you, I'm dad
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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I’ve to say, even with the intense FOMO I much preferred the night of aurora photos to the night of barely legible, but unfortunately still understandable, pedo emails.
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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All my recipes are for disaster.
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Spirit Plate is not just another cooking show centered on celebrity or competition. It’s centered on the ways food connects us to who we are and where we come from.

redpopnews.com/inside-spiri...

#redpopnews #spiritplate #pbsfood #pbs #indigisky
Inside Spirit Plate: Indigenous Cooking, Ceremony, and the Land That Connects Us
Spirit Plate is not just another cooking show centered on celebrity or competition. It's centered on the ways food connects us to who we are and where we come from. It's about the stories and relation...
redpopnews.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Toad blinked in the bright sun. “Help!” said Toad. “I cannot see anything.”
November 13, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Look. Times are hard. Shit sucks.

Here's a live feed of 11 Springer Spaniel puppies from Finland. Their mother's name is Maru. She shows up every few hours to feed them. She's understandably fucking tired. Just an adorable pack of potates who excel at bettering your mood.

areena.yle.fi/1-76362374
Pentulive 24/7 | Pentulive
Pentuliven pikkuiset kehittyvät vauhdikkaasti ja jokainen pentu on saanut nimensä! Kahdeksan viikkoa kestävässä suorassa lähetyksessä seurataan englannin­springer­spanieli Murua ja tämän pentuetta.
areena.yle.fi
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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if you you want to support this incredible artist or commission a piece for yourself, they are in need and asking for aid right now. 💙💾

they do amazing innovative artwork and need support from the community right now. please help if you can 🖤🌈

ko-fi.com/thefloppyguy
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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trans rights are human rights 💾🏳️‍⚧️✊ #floppydiskart #transgender
October 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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gyms cost a lot but anxiety attacks are free your heart rate doesnt know the difference
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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weh, i'm sad that I don't live somewhere that it snows because I love nothing more than to be curled up with a cozy blanket while it snows outside
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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used this for calligraphy practice XD
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Update #82155 from FalconSAT-8 (L CLEARANCE)

1. Mithril Time Loop Tent
2. Instagrammable Apps
3. Illicit Silence
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM