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skudiklier.bsky.social
Skyler 🏴‍☠️
@skudiklier.bsky.social
they/them. poet, nerdfighter, genderfluid, autistic, bi, copy editor, uc berkeley alum, mom. based in portland. alive and in love. FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
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for those who don't know: on here I mostly reply to hank and obsess over gay pirates, but on ig I share my poetry! I'm currently finishing my first book which will be available at some point, but in the meantime, you can follow my poetry account if you're interested: instagram.com/skylerwitherspoon
two weeks from today I have to go back to work (boo) but three weeks from today I get to see the mountain goats live (yay) so I cannot decide if I want time to pass slowly or quickly

regardless it shall continue to pass 🥀
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
someone stop me, I'm doing mountain goats lyrics now
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
wait wait I got it
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
got my sister to do a group costume with me so that my baby could be Jason Funderberker 🙂‍↕️
November 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
there is just something fundamentally different between me and people who put their suitcases on the bed
October 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
new milestone: 20 days postpartum and I'm finally wearing my wedding ring again, for the first time in months
October 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I still haven't sent thank you cards/notes to the people who got us baby/registry things, because I'm terrible, but just know that if you got us anything then I now think of you every time we use it and I'm very very grateful :')

(and I will thank you properly at some point 😭 I have regrets)
October 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
lately I've been wanting to reread old comfort books instead of reading anything new, so right before I was going to get induced, I started the hunger games. then when I was sobbing every day, I realized maybe reading about lots of kids dying is a bad thing to do in the immediate postpartum period 💀
October 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
we just got our baby's social security card in the mail and her number is cool but I can't tell anyone how cool it is 💔
October 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
these pictures are much cuter if you can see her face, but I couldn't let pizzamas end without showing y'all Pizza Baby in the sweaters @tori.dftba.social made for her :')
October 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
it's so fucked up that I have the literal cutest baby in the universe but I can't post pictures of her publicly for like, safety reasons and stuff. the world should see this baby. but they can't 🥀
October 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
the new @themountaingoats.bsky.social song Cold at Night feels like it was released right now specifically so I could listen to it on repeat while stuck in bed taking care of my newborn, while Austin is sick and isolating from us as much as possible. I love this song so much in every way
October 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I get soo many compliments on my shirts and stickers and things that are from Silas! and they're high quality! make your wardrobe/laptops/water bottles transer and gayer!
hello! just got my bill for going to the emergency room last month for chest pain and after insurance, i owe almost $800... if you'd like to help support me during this time, i will be linking my shops and tipjar in the replies. shares greatly appreciated!!!
October 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
hank posting this song when I'm a week postpartum is actually really mean because now I'm sobbing :')
youtu.be/t_gCvlQDO1E?...
Being Alive
YouTube video by vlogbrothers
youtu.be
October 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
y'all, you wanna talk about pizzamas miracles??? I just got a package in the mail from @leehtml.bsky.social and was like, huh what could this be, I wasn't expecting anything

he gave me his pizza John blanket hoodie 😭 that I really really wanted but didn't get in time 😭😭😭
October 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
omg my pizzamas stuff already got here!! I'm so obsessed with this shirt
October 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
he buried the lede here, which is that today he ran a marathon (for the first time ever I might add), on basically zero sleep, four days after we had a baby

this man makes some wild decisions
Sorry the nertfighteria feed keeps going down! First time was while we were at the hospital, second time was while I was running a marathon. It's been a busy week 😬

Now that things are more stable I can hit the restart button way quicker if it ever breaks
October 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
the rumors are true. I did in fact give birth to a baby yesterday. you can all clap now

but fr she's perfect and we're obsessed with her and I wish I could show you all pictures :')
October 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
really committing to the bit and wearing a pizza John shirt to the hospital to have a baby
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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if you say “healthy” but mean “skinny” just know that you suck and i hate you
September 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
oh my god a pizzamas button-up....i feel like this was made just for me I'm so excited
September 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Austin and I did a childbirth class back in May but we had to miss the last session, so we went to a make-up class today. and it was real funny doing introductions, where everyone else is saying what month they're due, and we're like,,, "we're being induced in two days" 🧍
September 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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any purchases deeply appreciated right now!!! ive had a lot of unexpected medical costs in the last 30 days ☹️
my shop is open again! please consider checking it out or sharing if you can :')
September 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
finding out renee rapp has a new version of snow angel she's going to play on her tour when I can't go is maybe turning me into a super villain
September 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM