Austin Witherspoon
@austinwitherspoon.com
He/him
I write code and make music and one day will make a movie
I made an app to give you post notifications on bluesky: @bluenotify.app
I write code and make music and one day will make a movie
I made an app to give you post notifications on bluesky: @bluenotify.app
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How long can hundreds of strangers keep a baby alive?
YouTube video by Austin Witherspoon
youtu.be
Finally finished the video!
I'm going to have a baby soon, but I don't know how to take care of babies. So I made a simulator to learn from the public how to keep a baby alive.
youtu.be/bx4TK6liU_c
I'm going to have a baby soon, but I don't know how to take care of babies. So I made a simulator to learn from the public how to keep a baby alive.
youtu.be/bx4TK6liU_c
Thanks everybody for checking out the wrapped! I figured maybe a dozen people would see it, but instead it was 500!
Seeing people *actually* use it makes me feel much less guilty about all of the time I spent on it
Seeing people *actually* use it makes me feel much less guilty about all of the time I spent on it
January 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Thanks everybody for checking out the wrapped! I figured maybe a dozen people would see it, but instead it was 500!
Seeing people *actually* use it makes me feel much less guilty about all of the time I spent on it
Seeing people *actually* use it makes me feel much less guilty about all of the time I spent on it
Reposted by Austin Witherspoon
AUSTIN THIS IS SO COOL AND ALSO I CANT BELIEVE YOU CUSTOMIZED IT FOR ME!!
December 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
AUSTIN THIS IS SO COOL AND ALSO I CANT BELIEVE YOU CUSTOMIZED IT FOR ME!!
Reposted by Austin Witherspoon
Bluesky Nerdfighteria Wrapped 2025 is here!
bluesky-nerdfighteria-wrapped.austinwitherspoon.com
(I crammed this in the last few days, let me know if you have any issues or questions!)
bluesky-nerdfighteria-wrapped.austinwitherspoon.com
(I crammed this in the last few days, let me know if you have any issues or questions!)
December 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Bluesky Nerdfighteria Wrapped 2025 is here!
bluesky-nerdfighteria-wrapped.austinwitherspoon.com
(I crammed this in the last few days, let me know if you have any issues or questions!)
bluesky-nerdfighteria-wrapped.austinwitherspoon.com
(I crammed this in the last few days, let me know if you have any issues or questions!)
I'm a programmer and I'm bored
ask me tech questions and I will answer in 3 words with either the real answer or a lie but I won't tell you which
ask me tech questions and I will answer in 3 words with either the real answer or a lie but I won't tell you which
December 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'm a programmer and I'm bored
ask me tech questions and I will answer in 3 words with either the real answer or a lie but I won't tell you which
ask me tech questions and I will answer in 3 words with either the real answer or a lie but I won't tell you which
Bluesky Nerdfighteria Wrapped coming soon. I had to sift through a LOT of data for this
December 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Bluesky Nerdfighteria Wrapped coming soon. I had to sift through a LOT of data for this
Somebody should tell @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social about the Dr pepper baby jingle on TikTok if he hasn't heard it yet
December 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Somebody should tell @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social about the Dr pepper baby jingle on TikTok if he hasn't heard it yet
TikTok is literally trying to sell me a swastika necklace what the fuck is happening
December 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
TikTok is literally trying to sell me a swastika necklace what the fuck is happening
I wish sigourney weaver was my mom
December 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I wish sigourney weaver was my mom
There's this Swedish guy named Max Martin that wrote I Want It That Way by The Backstreet Boys. He somewhat famously didn't know english very well and just wrote lyrics that felt good to sing. Later they rerecorded with lyrics that made sense but it was way less popular
December 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
There's this Swedish guy named Max Martin that wrote I Want It That Way by The Backstreet Boys. He somewhat famously didn't know english very well and just wrote lyrics that felt good to sing. Later they rerecorded with lyrics that made sense but it was way less popular
Skyler doesn't know what Daniel Craig sounds like outside of Knives Out and I think that's incredible
December 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Skyler doesn't know what Daniel Craig sounds like outside of Knives Out and I think that's incredible
It's crazy that Jurassic World had to make mutants like indominus rex and indoraptor when they could have just used an allosaurus
Famously the most coked out and aggressive dinosaur
You could write almost any crazy behavior and the dino community would go "yeah they probably did that"
Famously the most coked out and aggressive dinosaur
You could write almost any crazy behavior and the dino community would go "yeah they probably did that"
December 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It's crazy that Jurassic World had to make mutants like indominus rex and indoraptor when they could have just used an allosaurus
Famously the most coked out and aggressive dinosaur
You could write almost any crazy behavior and the dino community would go "yeah they probably did that"
Famously the most coked out and aggressive dinosaur
You could write almost any crazy behavior and the dino community would go "yeah they probably did that"
Okay how is everybody pronouncing Calibri
December 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Okay how is everybody pronouncing Calibri
Last night I discovered that in Letterboxd if you shake your phone after midnight, gremlins appear
It was much more alarming as I was falling asleep
It was much more alarming as I was falling asleep
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Last night I discovered that in Letterboxd if you shake your phone after midnight, gremlins appear
It was much more alarming as I was falling asleep
It was much more alarming as I was falling asleep
We walked into a restaurant that has this horse lamp and it immediately had me bewitched, body and soul
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
We walked into a restaurant that has this horse lamp and it immediately had me bewitched, body and soul
Birds are by definition dinosaurs, which means that dinosaur chicken nuggets are technically made of actual dinosaur meat
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Birds are by definition dinosaurs, which means that dinosaur chicken nuggets are technically made of actual dinosaur meat
Babies are like campfires in that when a bunch of people are around one, it's totally socially acceptable to go spend an extended period of time silent and dissociating while staring at it
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Babies are like campfires in that when a bunch of people are around one, it's totally socially acceptable to go spend an extended period of time silent and dissociating while staring at it
Does everybody constantly think about the triangle shirtwaist factory fire or is it just me
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Does everybody constantly think about the triangle shirtwaist factory fire or is it just me
Whoever invented the soft spot on a baby's head: bad call, that's horrible and I don't like it
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Whoever invented the soft spot on a baby's head: bad call, that's horrible and I don't like it
The Nerdfighteria feed runs through cloudflare lol
So sorry if that's been intermittently broken for anybody, this is the one time I can say it's not my fault
So sorry if that's been intermittently broken for anybody, this is the one time I can say it's not my fault
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The Nerdfighteria feed runs through cloudflare lol
So sorry if that's been intermittently broken for anybody, this is the one time I can say it's not my fault
So sorry if that's been intermittently broken for anybody, this is the one time I can say it's not my fault
The Internet used to be decentralized but now every couple months a company can screw up and a substantial fraction of the internet goes down
AWS, Azure, Cloudflare
If we're placing bets I'm putting my money on Google Cloud going down next week
AWS, Azure, Cloudflare
If we're placing bets I'm putting my money on Google Cloud going down next week
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The Internet used to be decentralized but now every couple months a company can screw up and a substantial fraction of the internet goes down
AWS, Azure, Cloudflare
If we're placing bets I'm putting my money on Google Cloud going down next week
AWS, Azure, Cloudflare
If we're placing bets I'm putting my money on Google Cloud going down next week
These are some of the coolest pictures I've ever seen
The photographer had to coordinate with somebody to skydive at the exact right time and place to photograph them in front of the sun
The photographer had to coordinate with somebody to skydive at the exact right time and place to photograph them in front of the sun
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
These are some of the coolest pictures I've ever seen
The photographer had to coordinate with somebody to skydive at the exact right time and place to photograph them in front of the sun
The photographer had to coordinate with somebody to skydive at the exact right time and place to photograph them in front of the sun
I gotta know what hank blurred out from the auto complete results
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I gotta know what hank blurred out from the auto complete results
Reposted by Austin Witherspoon
Should I do a Spotify styled bluesky Nerdfighteria wrapped website this year
November 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Should I do a Spotify styled bluesky Nerdfighteria wrapped website this year