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Among the many institutions that have failed to stand up against fascism is the Paw Patrol. I don’t care if you lie to me, I’m used to it. But how dare you lie to my children?
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
And the crowd goes wild!!!
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Placing your ear on the body of a purring cat can fix you, if only for a little while.
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Sometimes, I'm pretty well convinced that I'm just batshit insane.
November 16, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I've never been able to properly explain myself in this character limited climate.
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Microblogging sites just aren't great platforms for discussing complex ideas.

Like farts.. and how funny they are.
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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No money for Medicaid or SNAP or museums or schools or sidewalks or gun violence prevention or art or libraries.

Always money for war.
June 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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MAGA hat, that’s now the pedophile hat. Trump flag, that’s the pedophile flag, Fox News, that’s the pedophile channel, the secret service, oh you mean the pedophile praetorian guard? Diet Coke… people are starting to call it pedophile fuel
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
May I interest you in a nice, tall and ice cold glass of Jonestown flavored kool-aid madam?
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Hey, hi, hello!

Our website is now live! If you want to get an idea of what the .meow Foundation is all about, what our mission statement is or you just want to look at pictures of the beautiful people involved, you can do so at dotmeow.org/en/what/

Go give it a look!!
.meow - The Project
dotmeow.org
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Hey, I might be losing my health care next month... but, at least I can vent my frustration by screaming into the void.
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The unholy cult of the big wet pedophile
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I don't know if I'm being violently thrown around in a vortex of misery or I'm just stuck in the dryer again.
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"Ahh my face! WHY ARE YOU EATING MY FACE YOU PEDOPHILE LEOPARDS!"

-Margorie Taylor Green, Former member of the pedophile leopard party.
November 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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dystopian ass weather report
Chicago may experience less tear gas use as Operation Midway Blitz winds down. Cold and wet weather reduce effectiveness, while wind adds unpredictability.
Wind, cold temps can change the impact of tear gas and pepper balls, experts say
chicago.suntimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
He's so scared he can't even formulate a non-cringe diss.
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Is that what this is all about? Is that what he's working so hard to hide?

That he sucked a dick?
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Buuuuuuut, Bill Clinton…

Seriously, if so, IDGAF.

Jail them all.
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Apparently he sucked a mystery dick. hahaha
Consider yourself returned. "Mark Epstein told Newsweek the individual was not Clinton. He did not provide any additional details about the identity of “Bubba” or the meaning of the emails." www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump ‘blowing Bubba’ message in Epstein emails under scrutiny
Mark Epstein asked Jeffrey Epstein in an email to ask Steve Bannon if Vladimir Putin has "the photos of Trump blowing Bubba."
www.newsweek.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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the thrill of living is gone
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
HELL YEAH FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKAZ
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Interview with Michael Wolff about his emails with Jeffery Epstein.
🚨Michael Wolff BREAKS HIS SILENCE after BOMBSHELL Epstein Emails RELEASE
YouTube video by Legal AF
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM