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@smokecigarettes.bsky.social
· Apr 22
This is my best post. That's why it's pinned.
Me when I realized that DoorDashers get their bag by leaving your bag.
a man with glasses is surrounded by a glowing circle and the website pmitf.com is displayed below him
Alt: a man with glasses is surrounded by a glowing circle making a "mind blown" gesture.
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Me when I realized that DoorDashers get their bag by leaving your bag.
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mfing Whoville lookin’ ass cabinet, this jusy ruined my whole god dam day smfh fuck this shit
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
mfing Whoville lookin’ ass cabinet, this jusy ruined my whole god dam day smfh fuck this shit
Science has not accomplished anything good until I'm driving a woolly mammoth to the grocery store.
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Science has not accomplished anything good until I'm driving a woolly mammoth to the grocery store.
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Burning down this house of lies. (Olive Garden)
May 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Burning down this house of lies. (Olive Garden)
I don't believe that you could, in any meaningful way, restrain a 7 foot tall Danny Devito.
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I don't believe that you could, in any meaningful way, restrain a 7 foot tall Danny Devito.
I caught them red-handed being extremely cute but they fled the scene before I could get a good photo for evidence.
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I caught them red-handed being extremely cute but they fled the scene before I could get a good photo for evidence.
I feel people would respect me more if I had a tail like an alligator.
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I feel people would respect me more if I had a tail like an alligator.
If you do this when your landlord asks for the rent, they will ask for forgiveness for their sin and bow to your glory.
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
If you do this when your landlord asks for the rent, they will ask for forgiveness for their sin and bow to your glory.
It's not Mike Johnson's fault that he's so dumb. You'd be dumb too if you spent your formative school years being stuffed into a locker.
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It's not Mike Johnson's fault that he's so dumb. You'd be dumb too if you spent your formative school years being stuffed into a locker.
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Everything is sexually suggestive to the insanely horny.
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Everything is sexually suggestive to the insanely horny.
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I'd like to thank everyone for putting up with me, my whore mother for giving me a bad relationship with sex, and the writers at american dad who's jokes i steal
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I'd like to thank everyone for putting up with me, my whore mother for giving me a bad relationship with sex, and the writers at american dad who's jokes i steal
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if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
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Oh shit. Oh fuck.
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Oh shit. Oh fuck.
What if all the guys you invented suddenly became real and they all needed a place to stay. So, they all moved into your house, ate all your food and clogged up your toilet.
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
What if all the guys you invented suddenly became real and they all needed a place to stay. So, they all moved into your house, ate all your food and clogged up your toilet.
It feels like there's been some sort of disturbance in the matrix.
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It feels like there's been some sort of disturbance in the matrix.
More like Marjorie Taylor waving the White flag.
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
More like Marjorie Taylor waving the White flag.
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this is so true. everyone should be following @derekhill.bsky.social
@derekhill.bsky.social drops bangers. honestly a good posting inspo.
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
this is so true. everyone should be following @derekhill.bsky.social
Friday Night MOTHAFUKKAZ!
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Friday Night MOTHAFUKKAZ!
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It's coming, if Allah wills it.
President Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's coming, if Allah wills it.
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he charmed that demented old man so hard he could’ve gotten into his will lmao
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
he charmed that demented old man so hard he could’ve gotten into his will lmao
lmao
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
lmao