tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿
@krisko.bsky.social
this account is cat pics, nerd talk, lefty politics, ttrpgs, books (mostly animorphs) & bad jokes
tofu is a flamepoint saimese cat
tesla is a black & white cow cat
krisko is a nerdy bi disabled autistic minnesotan socialist catdad human
(all he/hims)
tofu is a flamepoint saimese cat
tesla is a black & white cow cat
krisko is a nerdy bi disabled autistic minnesotan socialist catdad human
(all he/hims)
Pinned
"yo we heard you were talking shit about yourself, so we're on our way to give you unconditional love and affection"
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"i am up real high and i demand attention!"
February 6, 2026 at 6:37 AM
"i am up real high and i demand attention!"
had to eject from one of my favorite podcasts because they are discussing research done by someone with the same last name as me
February 6, 2026 at 8:35 PM
had to eject from one of my favorite podcasts because they are discussing research done by someone with the same last name as me
despite now being significantly bigger than tesla, tofu still insists on being the little spoon
February 6, 2026 at 7:07 PM
despite now being significantly bigger than tesla, tofu still insists on being the little spoon
if i stop rubbing tofu's belly he pulls my arm in and very gently chews on it
February 6, 2026 at 7:48 AM
if i stop rubbing tofu's belly he pulls my arm in and very gently chews on it
"i am up real high and i demand attention!"
February 6, 2026 at 6:37 AM
"i am up real high and i demand attention!"
due to a baffling series of lies and skill checks, my starfinder character's blind, six-winged pigeon familiar has decided he wants to be a dancer. now in the campaign's downtime my floating jellyfish alien is teaching their bird how to tap dance
February 5, 2026 at 8:30 PM
due to a baffling series of lies and skill checks, my starfinder character's blind, six-winged pigeon familiar has decided he wants to be a dancer. now in the campaign's downtime my floating jellyfish alien is teaching their bird how to tap dance
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EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND LOOK AT TOFU
tofu sitting up all proper and fancy with his tail wrapped around his paws, falling asleep while slow blinking at me
February 5, 2026 at 8:18 PM
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND LOOK AT TOFU
my beautiful, pear-shaped baby
February 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
my beautiful, pear-shaped baby
tofu sitting up all proper and fancy with his tail wrapped around his paws, falling asleep while slow blinking at me
February 5, 2026 at 6:40 PM
tofu sitting up all proper and fancy with his tail wrapped around his paws, falling asleep while slow blinking at me
the boys have discovered that their new catbed is heated. can you tell which cat discovered this first?
February 5, 2026 at 1:42 AM
the boys have discovered that their new catbed is heated. can you tell which cat discovered this first?
been dealing with shortness of breath from what i mistakenly believed was debilitating anxiety, but turns out it's just regular, non-debilitating anxiety plus a sinus infection
February 5, 2026 at 1:35 AM
been dealing with shortness of breath from what i mistakenly believed was debilitating anxiety, but turns out it's just regular, non-debilitating anxiety plus a sinus infection
squishy boi
February 4, 2026 at 7:54 AM
squishy boi
'the ymca down the street from the clinic' by the lawrence arms
February 4, 2026 at 7:00 AM
'the ymca down the street from the clinic' by the lawrence arms
bluesky drafts folder when?
February 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
bluesky drafts folder when?
remember to refrigerate your tofu
February 3, 2026 at 4:30 AM
remember to refrigerate your tofu
tofu being real subtle about wanting tesla's attention
February 2, 2026 at 7:05 PM
tofu being real subtle about wanting tesla's attention
i wish my bff could have held on for a few months longer, i truly feel like getting to scream "leave my neighbors alone you dickless dipshits!" at cops would have given her a reason to get up every day
February 2, 2026 at 4:08 PM
i wish my bff could have held on for a few months longer, i truly feel like getting to scream "leave my neighbors alone you dickless dipshits!" at cops would have given her a reason to get up every day
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Ask and ye shall receive. Here is a highly compelling, evidence-based theory.
February 2, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Ask and ye shall receive. Here is a highly compelling, evidence-based theory.
abe check
February 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
abe check
had to cancel big plans because of my muscle spasms, but tofu is ensuring my day isn't ruined
February 1, 2026 at 8:14 PM
had to cancel big plans because of my muscle spasms, but tofu is ensuring my day isn't ruined
tofu and i are about to lose all our caps at the ultra-lux
January 31, 2026 at 9:10 PM
tofu and i are about to lose all our caps at the ultra-lux
the 'dungeon crawler carl' series has become my latest comfort re-read, joining such all-time bangers as murderbot diaries, children of time, old man's war, expeditionary force, red rising, stormlight archive, and my og comfort read: animorphs 💙📚
January 30, 2026 at 8:00 AM
the 'dungeon crawler carl' series has become my latest comfort re-read, joining such all-time bangers as murderbot diaries, children of time, old man's war, expeditionary force, red rising, stormlight archive, and my og comfort read: animorphs 💙📚
i was almost asleep when i thought of some good backstory and lore for my starfinder character that i needed to preserve
January 30, 2026 at 7:28 AM
i was almost asleep when i thought of some good backstory and lore for my starfinder character that i needed to preserve
tofu is has the most important job of in loading the dishwasher: supervising (from outside the dishwasher)
January 30, 2026 at 5:32 AM
tofu is has the most important job of in loading the dishwasher: supervising (from outside the dishwasher)