tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿
@krisko.bsky.social
this account is cat pics, nerd talk, lefty politics, ttrpgs, books (mostly animorphs) & bad jokes
tofu is a flamepoint saimese cat
tesla is a black & white cow cat
krisko is a nerdy bi disabled autistic minnesotan socialist catdad human
(all he/hims)
tofu is a flamepoint saimese cat
tesla is a black & white cow cat
krisko is a nerdy bi disabled autistic minnesotan socialist catdad human
(all he/hims)
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STOP DOOMSCROLLING AND RUB TOFU'S TUMMY!
cw: suicide
i finally went back and read the final (angry) message i sent to my best friend before she killed herself.
i told her i was frustrated that she wouldn't let me help keep her alive.
i'm just glad drunk me didn't project any "i'm done with you" energy, that guilt would have crushed me.
i finally went back and read the final (angry) message i sent to my best friend before she killed herself.
i told her i was frustrated that she wouldn't let me help keep her alive.
i'm just glad drunk me didn't project any "i'm done with you" energy, that guilt would have crushed me.
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
cw: suicide
i finally went back and read the final (angry) message i sent to my best friend before she killed herself.
i told her i was frustrated that she wouldn't let me help keep her alive.
i'm just glad drunk me didn't project any "i'm done with you" energy, that guilt would have crushed me.
i finally went back and read the final (angry) message i sent to my best friend before she killed herself.
i told her i was frustrated that she wouldn't let me help keep her alive.
i'm just glad drunk me didn't project any "i'm done with you" energy, that guilt would have crushed me.
squirrely dan ate so much birdseed that he got exhausted and took a nap in the birdfeeder
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
squirrely dan ate so much birdseed that he got exhausted and took a nap in the birdfeeder
fish hat!
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
fish hat!
her, flirting: "you wouldn't even know what to do with me"
me, sincere: "wow, how'd you know?"
me, sincere: "wow, how'd you know?"
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
her, flirting: "you wouldn't even know what to do with me"
me, sincere: "wow, how'd you know?"
me, sincere: "wow, how'd you know?"
tesla is glad i'm back from the hospital
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
tesla is glad i'm back from the hospital
no broken bones, probably fucked up some tendons but no way to know until swelling goes down, so i get fitted for a boot now and see an orthopedist for ct scans in a week
slight change of plans for today's dnd session. instead of continuing to pursue the dinosaur necromancer cult embedded in the city of serpent's reach, the party will instead embark on a quest to transport the dm to the emergency department because he broke his foot just before the session began
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
no broken bones, probably fucked up some tendons but no way to know until swelling goes down, so i get fitted for a boot now and see an orthopedist for ct scans in a week
go purple team! go football!
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
go purple team! go football!
i obviously got the vip room in this emergency department
November 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
i obviously got the vip room in this emergency department
slight change of plans for today's dnd session. instead of continuing to pursue the dinosaur necromancer cult embedded in the city of serpent's reach, the party will instead embark on a quest to transport the dm to the emergency department because he broke his foot just before the session began
November 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
slight change of plans for today's dnd session. instead of continuing to pursue the dinosaur necromancer cult embedded in the city of serpent's reach, the party will instead embark on a quest to transport the dm to the emergency department because he broke his foot just before the session began
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the face of someone who definitely isn't planning to leap out and attack my toes
October 24, 2024 at 3:15 AM
the face of someone who definitely isn't planning to leap out and attack my toes
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this is tesla's most successful technique when fighting with tofu
March 30, 2024 at 9:20 PM
this is tesla's most successful technique when fighting with tofu
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tofu looks like i threw a strip of bacon on his face
December 24, 2023 at 7:16 AM
tofu looks like i threw a strip of bacon on his face
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tesla has the best facial expressions when he plays with a toy
March 30, 2024 at 10:50 PM
tesla has the best facial expressions when he plays with a toy
Reposted by tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿
Reposted by tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿
this is the face of someone who has never once been plagued with the curse of thinking
December 29, 2024 at 8:15 PM
this is the face of someone who has never once been plagued with the curse of thinking
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"i'm so sorry i snapped at you like that, i love you man"
December 29, 2023 at 9:55 PM
"i'm so sorry i snapped at you like that, i love you man"
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we saw you from across the bar and hated your vibe
September 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
we saw you from across the bar and hated your vibe
abe check
November 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
abe check
tofu wishes y'all a happy caturday
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
tofu wishes y'all a happy caturday
imagine being the kid on the basketball team who got benched to give court time to a golden retriever
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
imagine being the kid on the basketball team who got benched to give court time to a golden retriever
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November 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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the cats were chasing each other around and knocked over a speaker onto a glass-top record stand. i am going to take this as motivation to finally start my spring cleaning two seasons late. or two seasons early, if i want to put an optimistic spin on it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
the cats were chasing each other around and knocked over a speaker onto a glass-top record stand. i am going to take this as motivation to finally start my spring cleaning two seasons late. or two seasons early, if i want to put an optimistic spin on it.
squirrely dan says hello
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
squirrely dan says hello
lil baby squishface
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
lil baby squishface
when the new psych meds kick in and you feel like you have superpowers
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
when the new psych meds kick in and you feel like you have superpowers