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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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six feet of radioactive decay and candy 🎄

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he’s booty-full
benjamin the black and white stripy cat looking mighty booty-full
December 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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don’t hate me bc i’m beautiful
doris the cavalier king charles spaniel in her winter sweater looking very regal and lovely
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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dog pizza that’s really messed up
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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we saw you from across the bar and wanted to know if we could measure your head and discuss hitler
@SimoneHCollins ... YouTube took this video down—in which we denounce Hitler as a failson, vegetarian, druggy artist who steadfastly blamed his failures on his father for being too strict and marched under a proto-Wiccan symbol. God forbid people question the narrative that he was right wing. a couple of cosplay pilgrims and baby being and looking like total psychos
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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this is for when you want to look like you did in that one weird dream
BG Bergdorf Goodman o •.. Sponsored • © Treat yourself to the most glamorous gifts of the season. BERGDORF Padded Peplum Short-Sleeve Sweater Shop picture of a bizarre lavender sweater and camel colored pants that makes the wearer look like they’re part of an off brand lego build
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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it’s go time
dolphins getting high by messing around with a pufferfish
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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my daughter wanted me to order her this sweater bc she thinks it looks like doris. umm no, this is a dog that’s seen terrible, terrible things
sweater with a cavalier king charles spaniel on it that looks haunted
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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sadly, we lost one of the greats but happily his works remain r.i.p. tom stoppard
'We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered. " *Tom Stoppard
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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when someone is eyeballing the last piece of salted caramel apple pie
an orange kitten sitting behind some kind of big ol black gun on a grey couch
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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happy thanksgiving, my darlings! 🦃🧡🍽
vintage b&w photo of a woman holding an ax getting ready to lop off a turkey’s head
November 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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i have something to say
a white man holding a garfield phone saying “go to hell”
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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me boarding my spirit airlines flight
The Alexander McQueen ready-to-wear autumn-winter 2009 show (one of the designer's last before his death) featured women in oversized red lips and outfits that skewed a bit painful—this one looks like a couture straitjacket. The whole show was a satirical look at landmark fashion from the prior century. Getty image
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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making biscuits
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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rfk jr looking like a dumbass while covering his disgusting mouth
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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this is the quiet posting car bc she’s sleeping in
doris the ruby and white cavalier king charles spaniel is sleeping
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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i wonder where benjamin is?
benjamin’s white back leg and black tail peeking out from under the coffee table that is covered in a xmas cloth of mistletoe and holly
November 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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ssh, she’s dreaming rn
hello kitty driving a light blue car with blood splatters on the hood
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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benjamin is wistfully looking out the window while thinking about @aquavulva.bsky.social ‘s bday and hoping it’s a fantabulous one! 🙌🏻🎉🎂
benjamin the black and white domesticated feral cat looking out the window while sitting on an olive colored couch
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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when people say what if there are prominent dems in the epstein files
heidi throwing clara off a cliff from heidi girl of the alps
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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when every other person on social media saw the aurora borealis but you
tiny white bunny looking at a black monitor and then looking directly at the camera
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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when you’re on the wrong side of an argument but are still filled with righteous indignation
tilda swinton in the terrifically awful constantine movie as the archangel gabriel
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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who am i anyway? am i my resume?
benjamin the feral black and white cat staring at himself in the gold gilt mirror
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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can’t tonight i have plans
the separation animorphs book with a female transitioning into a starfish
November 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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omg kids, there’s more
the white house now has tacky gold writing “the presidential walk of fame” with pics of the presidents and hideous gold shit stuck everywhere like some low rent versailles
November 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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umm yeah, i think the table will share an onion blossom
gold lettering outside of the Oval Office saying “the Oval Office” i am going to be sick 🤢 not to mention some gold tacky crap slapped above the windows too
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM