Apprentice Reruns executive order coming before spring
January 18, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Apprentice Reruns executive order coming before spring
This is one of those good news/bad news situations
January 18, 2026 at 4:36 AM
This is one of those good news/bad news situations
Some new tik tok trend where siblings sing about which one their parents love more but they set it to the tune of 'Fairytale of New York' so all I hear is "You're a bum, you're a punk, you're an old slut on junk"
January 16, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Some new tik tok trend where siblings sing about which one their parents love more but they set it to the tune of 'Fairytale of New York' so all I hear is "You're a bum, you're a punk, you're an old slut on junk"
Why is my 401K tweeting about tv shows?
January 16, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Why is my 401K tweeting about tv shows?
Don't tell me your cat is an Aries.
They have a completely different zodiac from us.
They have a completely different zodiac from us.
January 14, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Don't tell me your cat is an Aries.
They have a completely different zodiac from us.
They have a completely different zodiac from us.
We gotta lock down English first
January 14, 2026 at 3:51 AM
We gotta lock down English first
🤞 Tony Dokoupil seppuku on the Evening News 🤞
Sources: Bari Weiss has privately been deeply frustrated by the negative reaction to her CBS tenure and has blamed subordinates for not stanching the criticism (New York Times)
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January 13, 2026 at 2:05 PM
🤞 Tony Dokoupil seppuku on the Evening News 🤞
I live in one of those small towns run by a bunch of stupid babies
January 13, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I live in one of those small towns run by a bunch of stupid babies
The kids went to see Guys & Dolls with their grandma and came back asking why you needed a blood test before marriage so naturally we discussed hemophilia in the royal families and the importance of a diverse gene pool
January 6, 2026 at 8:57 PM
The kids went to see Guys & Dolls with their grandma and came back asking why you needed a blood test before marriage so naturally we discussed hemophilia in the royal families and the importance of a diverse gene pool
Need one of these Year in Reviews to include the amount of time I was "Opening doors for cats"
January 6, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Need one of these Year in Reviews to include the amount of time I was "Opening doors for cats"
Couch Cuddle Crew had a meetup today
January 4, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Couch Cuddle Crew had a meetup today
The chocolatiers have gone too far
January 3, 2026 at 4:31 AM
The chocolatiers have gone too far
Stuck up mfers don't appreciate Ciara
January 1, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Stuck up mfers don't appreciate Ciara
Lol Russell Wilson 5th wheeling at New Year's Rocking Eve
January 1, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Lol Russell Wilson 5th wheeling at New Year's Rocking Eve
Wistfully typing "happy new years guys" in the Path of Exile II Global Chat
January 1, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Wistfully typing "happy new years guys" in the Path of Exile II Global Chat
Enjoying a gin cocktail.
Sure, it's New Year's but I also saw some poor kid break his arm at Zava Zone.
Sure, it's New Year's but I also saw some poor kid break his arm at Zava Zone.
January 1, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Enjoying a gin cocktail.
Sure, it's New Year's but I also saw some poor kid break his arm at Zava Zone.
Sure, it's New Year's but I also saw some poor kid break his arm at Zava Zone.
2025: a huge year if you were one of "The Singing Voices of Hunter/x"
January 1, 2026 at 4:17 AM
2025: a huge year if you were one of "The Singing Voices of Hunter/x"
Cats are like "Claustrophobia? Never heard of her."
December 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Cats are like "Claustrophobia? Never heard of her."
My doctor says I have to take a nap after lunch
December 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
My doctor says I have to take a nap after lunch
Any game is a rouge-like if you don't Save
December 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Any game is a rouge-like if you don't Save
*to my wife, after not figuring anything out*
"Anything else to figure out?"
"Anything else to figure out?"
December 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
*to my wife, after not figuring anything out*
"Anything else to figure out?"
"Anything else to figure out?"
All these commercials expect you to know character lore now
December 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
All these commercials expect you to know character lore now
At Bitches Scared Conference, the bitches? They're scared.
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
At Bitches Scared Conference, the bitches? They're scared.
The Fibonacci Sequence house is back in the market if you want to get annoyed every time you need to walk from the kitchen to the bathroom
December 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
The Fibonacci Sequence house is back in the market if you want to get annoyed every time you need to walk from the kitchen to the bathroom